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There are 29 misheard song lyrics for Neil Sedaka on amIright currently.
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"Another Day, Another Heartache"
The rotor head is clear to see
The road ahead is clear to see
"Bad Blood"
Band..band!
Run..run!
Bad...bad!
Blood...blood!
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (Slow Version)"
Don't you leave my heart in Missouri.
Don't you leave my heart in misery.
"Calendar Girl"
All the presents 'neath my Christmas tree.
You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree.
"Calendar Girl"
All the presents neath' my Christmas tree
You're the present neath' my Christmas tree
"Calendar Girl"
I love my cow and a girl.
I love my calendar girl.
"Calendar Girl"
I love, I love, I love my Canada girl.
I love, I love I love my calendar girl.
"Calendar Girl"
I love, I love, I love my calico girl
I love, I love I love my calendar girl
"Calendar Girl"
Talented girl
Calendar girl
"Calendar Girl"
Talented girl
Calendar girl
"Calendar Girl"
When you're on the beach your feet will show
When you're on the beach you'll steal the show
"Calendar Girl"
When your father beats you, it steals the show.
When you're on the beach, you'll steal the show.
"Calender Girl"
You start the year so fine
You're my sweet little valentine.
January, you start the year so fine
February, you're my sweet little valentine.
"Father Of Girls"
When you're the farther of girls
Were you the father of girls
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen"
When you were thirteen you were my budding valentine
or
When you were thirteen you were my buddy's valentine
or
When you were thirteen you were my buddy's valentine
When you were thirteen you were my funny valentine
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen"
When you were thirteen, you were a gaudy Valentine.
When you were thirteen, you were my funny Valentine.
"Laughter In The Rain"
After awhile we run under a tree
I trun to her and she spits at me.
After awhile we run under a tree
I turn to her and she kisses me.
"Laughter in the Rain"
Ooh, are you laughter in the rain?
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain.
"Laughter in the Rain"
Walkin' in the rain with the one I love
or
Walkin' in the rain with my one-eyed love
or
Walkin' in the rain with my one-eyed love
Walking hand in hand with the one I love
"Oh, Carol!"
I will always watch you vomit sweetheart.
I will always want you for my sweetheart.
"One Way Ticket To The Blues"
A full searched attack
A fool such as I that...
"One Way Ticket To The Blues"
Gotta one wait lick it to the moon.
Gotta one-way ticket to the blues.
"One Way Ticket To The Blues"
One-day cricket on the moon.
One way ticket to the blues.
"One Way Ticket To The Blues"
One-day cricket on the moon
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket to the Blues"
One-day cricket on the moon
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket"
One way ticket to the moon
One way ticket to the blues
"Stairway To Heaven"
Claim up way up high.
Climb up way up high.
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