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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Neil Sedaka that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 40 misheard song lyrics for Neil Sedaka on amIright currently.

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"Amarillo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this the way to have a ribbon?
Original Lyrics:
Is this the way to Amarillo?
"Amarillo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me the way to hang a ribbon
Original Lyrics:
Show me the way to Amarillo
"Another Day, Another Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rotor head is clear to see
Original Lyrics:
The road ahead is clear to see
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad love
Original Lyrics:
Bad blood
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Band...band!
Run...run!
Original Lyrics:
Bad...bad!
Blood...blood!
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Bad luck, talkin' 'bout bathtub
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Bad love
Original Lyrics:
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Bad blood, talkin' 'bout bad blood
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Bad blood
The TV show "Emergency!" was a big hit at the time (mid - late '70s).
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (Slow Version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you leave my heart in Missouri.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you leave my heart in misery.
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't we give their love another try?
Original Lyrics:
Can't we give our love another try?
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the presents 'neath my Christmas tree
Original Lyrics:
You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a talented girl
Original Lyrics:
I love my Calendar girl
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my cow and a girl.
Original Lyrics:
I love my calendar girl.
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my Canada girl.
Original Lyrics:
I love, I love I love my calendar girl.
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my calico girl
Original Lyrics:
I love, I love I love my calendar girl
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talented girl
Original Lyrics:
Calendar girl
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on the beach your feet will show
Original Lyrics:
When you're on the beach you'll steal the show
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When your father beats you, it steals the show.
Original Lyrics:
When you're on the beach, you'll steal the show.
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in the world.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, for you.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, of the year.
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You start the year so fine
You're my sweet little valentine.
Original Lyrics:
January, you start the year so fine
February, you're my sweet little valentine.
"Father Of Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're the farther of girls
Original Lyrics:
Were you the father of girls
"Going Home to Mary Lou"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going home to marry Lou
Original Lyrics:
I'm going home to Mary Lou
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were thirteen you were my budding valentine
or
When you were thirteen you were my buddy's valentine
or
When you were thirteen you were my buddy's valentine
Original Lyrics:
When you were thirteen you were my funny valentine
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were thirteen, you were a bloody Valentine.
Original Lyrics:
When you were thirteen, you were my funny Valentine.
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were thirteen, you were a gaudy Valentine.
Original Lyrics:
When you were thirteen, you were my funny Valentine.
"Laughter In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
After awhile we run under a tree
I trun to her and she spits at me.
Original Lyrics:
After awhile we run under a tree
I turn to her and she kisses me.
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter and Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, are you laughter in the rain?
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain.
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' in the rain with the one I love
or
Walkin' in the rain with my one-eyed love
or
Walkin' in the rain with my one-eyed love
Original Lyrics:
Walking hand in hand with the one I love
"Oh, Carol!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will always watch you vomit sweetheart.
Original Lyrics:
I will always want you for my sweetheart.
"One Way Ticket To The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
A full searched attack
Original Lyrics:
A fool such as I that...
"One Way Ticket To The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta one wait lick it to the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta one-way ticket to the blues.
"One Way Ticket To The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-day cricket on the moon.
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues.
"One Way Ticket To The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-day cricket on the moon
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket to the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
One way ticket to Toulouse
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket to the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
One way ticket to the booze
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket to the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-day cricket on the moon
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
One way ticket to the moon
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"Stairway To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Claim up way up high.
Original Lyrics:
Climb up way up high.
"Steppin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you thinkin', baby, maybe
Your knees are the same as mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you thinkin', baby, maybe
Your needs are the same as mine?

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