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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Royal Guardsmen that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 16 misheard song lyrics for Royal Guardsmen on amIright currently.

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"Baby, Let's Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
All kids gonna need his helper.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, this kid's gotta hold his head up high.
"Snoopy Vs The Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Es ist foiled again!
Original Lyrics:
Curses, foiled again!
It sounds like the Red Baron's mocking his victim in half-English, half-German ('Es ist' meaning 'It is').
"Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amen tried, and amen died
Now they're buried together on the country's side.
Original Lyrics:
80 men tried, and 80 men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside.
"Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight man died trying to win that spree
Original Lyrics:
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree.
"Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even died tryin' to end that spree.
Original Lyrics:
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree.
"Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Snoopy had sworn that he'd get that man
So he had to think promptly of a new battle plan.
Original Lyrics:
Now Snoopy had sworn that he'd get that man
So he asked the Great Pumpkin for a new battle plan.
"Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amen tried, and Amen died, tring to end that spree
Original Lyrics:
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died, trying to end that spree
"Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amen tried, and Amen died
Trying to end that spree.
Original Lyrics:
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
Trying to end that spree.
"Snoopy vs. the Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aim and dive, try to end that spree
Original Lyrics:
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
"Snoopy vs. the Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bunny-rat baron
Original Lyrics:
The bloody-red baron
"Snoopy vs. the Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
funny red baron
Original Lyrics:
The bloody-red baron
"Snoopy's Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And McFerdinand
Original Lyrics:
And good will to men
"Snoopy's Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then with a roar they were both on their way
It's snowin' made meat on some other day.
or
Eat snow and made meat on some other day.
or
As no one made meat on some other day.
Original Lyrics:
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day
"Snoopy's Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anger built to last
Original Lyrics:
And good will to man
"Snoopy's Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The loser came out in the first world war
Original Lyrics:
The news had come out in the First World War
"Snoopy's Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The music came out in the First World War
Original Lyrics:
The news had come out in the First World War

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