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There are 39 misheard song lyrics for Linda Ronstadt on amIright currently.
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"A Different Drum"
So goodbye, I believe
And it makes no sense
Try and believe
We'll both live a lot longer if you live without me.
So goodbye, I'll be leavin'
It makes no sense
This cryin' and grievin'
We'll both live a lot longer if you live without me.
"A Different Drum"
You know I hobble to the beat of a different drum.
You and I travel to the beat of a different drum.
"Blue Bayou"
If I could only see
A vanilla sunrise
Through sleepy eyes
How happy I'd be.
or
If I could only see
A vermillion sunrise
Through sleepy eyes
How happy I'd be.
If I could only see
A familiar sunrise
Through sleepy eyes
How happy I'd be.
"Blue Bayou"
Oh, that boy of mine
Bulbasaur
Oh, that boy of mine
By my side
"Blue Bayou"
Seven nickels, seven dimes
Saving nickels, saving dimes
"Blue Bayou"
Where the f***s are fine
And the world is mine
On Blue Bayou.
Where the folks are fine
And the world is mine
On Blue Bayou.
"Easy For You To Say"
Oh! Back to her again!
Go back to her again.
"Falling Star"
Everyday I have pissed the floor
Everyday I have paced the floor
"Heat Wave"
It's like a speed way, burnin' in my heart
It's like a heat wave, burnin' in my heart
"I Knew You When"
Nanny you when you were lonely
I knew you when you were lonely.
"I Need You"
I need you like a child needs his shoe.
I need you like a shot needs to shoot.
"I Need You"
I need you like a shine needs a shoe.
I need you like a shot needs to shoot.
"It's So Easy"
It's a weasy to fall in love.
It's so easy to fall in love.
"It's So Easy"
It's a wee-wee to fall in love.
It's so easy to fall in love.
"It's So Easy"
It's a wheezy to fall in love.
(It's-a-wheezy-it's-a-wheezy-it's-a-wheezy.)
It's so easy to fall in love.
(It's-so-easy-it's-so-easy-it's-so-easy.)
"It's So Easy"
It's so easy, 'cause I'm so easy
It's so easy, so doggone easy
The misheard lyric is funnier.
"It's So Easy"
It's the wheelie to fall in love.
It's so easy to fall in love.
"Long Long Time"
And time watches clean
Love's wood unseen
And time washes clean
Love's wounds unseen
"Love Is A Rose"
Bum in the road, but you better not hit him.
Love is a rose, but you better not pick it.
"Love Is A Rose"
Handful of corn and you know you've missed it
Handful of thorns and you know you've missed it
"Love Is A Rose"
Love is a nose and you better not pick it.
Love is a rose and you better not pick it.
"Love Is A Rose"
Love is a nose but you better not pick it.
Love is a rose but you better not pick it.
"Love Is A Rose"
Love is nose but you'd better not pick it
It only grows when you tell a lie.
Love is a rose and you'd better not pick it
It only grows when it's on the vine.
"Ooo Baby Baby"
I'm just a brown-eyed animal roped
I'm just about at the end of my rope
"Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me"
Ali Borg gonna set me free
All these boys won't let me be
"Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me"
Born in a corn-cob factory
All these boys won't let me be.
"Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me"
Four, four, six, o-three
four, four, six oh-three
Poor poor pitiful me
poor poor pitiful me
"Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me"
Norfolk people are mean.
Poor, poor pitiful me.
"Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me"
Poor Aborigne
Lord have mercy on me
"Tracks of My Tears"
Although he might look cute,
he's just a prostitute
Although he might look cute,
he's just a substitute
"When Will I Be Loved"
It always breaks my heart into
It happens every night
It always breaks my heart in two
It happens every time
"When Will I Be Loved"
When will I have e-Love?
When will I be loved?
"Willing"
And I smoked some folks from Mexico.
Now I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico.
"Willing"
And I've been from Tucson to too drunk caring, to have to beat to torn apart.
And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari,Tahachapi to Tonapah.
"Willing"
And I've been from Tuscon with two ton Carrie,to had to be to torn apart
And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari,Tahachapi to Tonapah
"You Took Advantage Of Me"
Here I am with all my bridges burned
Just a day in Oz where you're concerned.
Here I am with all my bridges burned
Just a babe in arms where you're concerned.
"You Took Advantage Of Me"
Here I am with all my bridges burned
Just a vagabond where you're concerned.
Here I am with all my bridges burned
Just a babe in arms where you're concerned.
"You're No Good"
I broke apart, that's general and true
Well, I broke apart over someone like you.
I broke a heart that's gentle and true
Well I broke a heart over someone like you.
"You're No Good"
I gotta f*** ya baby, 'cause I'm leavin' today.
Forget about you baby, 'cause I'm leaving to stay.
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