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There are 58 misheard song lyrics for Procol Harum on amIright currently.
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"A Salty Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
How many moons and many Junes
Have passed since we made love?
Have passed since we made love?
Original Lyrics:
How many moons and many Junes
Have passed since we made land?
Have passed since we made land?
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anchovy eye that later
Original Lyrics:
And so it was that later.
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And although my eyes would go blind.
Original Lyrics:
And although my eyes were open.
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so it was a maiden
As the many stories tell
That her face had burst, just go see
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
As the many stories tell
That her face had burst, just go see
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Original Lyrics:
And so it was that later
As the miller told its tale
That her face at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
As the miller told its tale
That her face at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the mellow told is tell
Original Lyrics:
As the miller told his tale
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the mirror told its tale.
Original Lyrics:
As the miller told his tale.
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the villain told his tale.
Original Lyrics:
As the miller told his tale.
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we crawled under a night train
Original Lyrics:
As we called out for another drink
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once the sick teens left all virgins.
Original Lyrics:
One of sixteen vestal virgins
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skip a line bang-bango.
Original Lyrics:
We skipped the light Fandango.
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of Sistene postal urchins
Original Lyrics:
One of sixteen vestal virgins
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn to Wyatt Earp's shaver pail.
Original Lyrics:
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn to Wyatt Earp, shade our fate.
Original Lyrics:
Turned a whiter shade of pale
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn to Wyatt Earp. Shake a pail.
Original Lyrics:
Turned a whiter shade of pale
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
We skip the life and dangle.
Original Lyrics:
We skipped the light fandango.
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
We skip the life and dangle.
Original Lyrics:
We skipped the light fandango.
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
We skip the life and then go.
Original Lyrics:
We skipped a light Fandango.
"A Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And although my eyes were open
We might just as well been toast.
We might just as well been toast.
Original Lyrics:
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well been closed.
They might just as well been closed.
"A Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well been whores.
They might just as well been whores.
Original Lyrics:
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well been closed.
They might just as well been closed.
"A Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so it was a maid, yeah
As the mirror told his tale
That our faces burst, just go see
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
As the mirror told his tale
That our faces burst, just go see
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Original Lyrics:
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
"A Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so it was the waiter
As the mirror told its tale
Let her faces burst, just go see
Turn a whiter shade of pale.
As the mirror told its tale
Let her faces burst, just go see
Turn a whiter shade of pale.
Original Lyrics:
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
"A Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the face of Alice Ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Original Lyrics:
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
[Ed.'s note: Alice Ghostly played "Aunt Esmerelda" on the TV Show "Bewitched".]
"A Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the face of Justice Goldstein
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Original Lyrics:
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
"Barnyard Stories"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I stood upon a lamp post.
Original Lyrics:
Once I stood upon Olympus.
"Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in your litmus face
Original Lyrics:
And in your death-mask face
"Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conquistador -- a fortune sits upon your silver sheen
And in your rusty scabbard now, the Santas take the heat
And though your jewel-encrusted plate
Has not been plundered still
The scene has washed across all the place
And taken all that's fair.
And in your rusty scabbard now, the Santas take the heat
And though your jewel-encrusted plate
Has not been plundered still
The scene has washed across all the place
And taken all that's fair.
Original Lyrics:
Conquistador -- a vulture sits upon your silver sheath
And in your rusty scabbard now, the sand has taken seed
And though your jewel-encrusted blade
Has not been plundered still
The sea has washed across your face
And taken of its fill.
And in your rusty scabbard now, the sand has taken seed
And though your jewel-encrusted blade
Has not been plundered still
The sea has washed across your face
And taken of its fill.
"Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conquistador -- a fortune sits upon your silver sheen
And in your rusty scabbard now, the Santas take the heat
And though your jewel-encrusted plate
Has not been plundered still
The scene has washed across all the place
And taken all that's fair.
And in your rusty scabbard now, the Santas take the heat
And though your jewel-encrusted plate
Has not been plundered still
The scene has washed across all the place
And taken all that's fair.
Original Lyrics:
Conquistador -- a vulture sits upon your silver sheath
And in your rusty scabbard now, the sand has taken seed
And though your jewel-encrusted blade
Has not been plundered still
The sea has washed across your face
And taken of its fill.
And in your rusty scabbard now, the sand has taken seed
And though your jewel-encrusted blade
Has not been plundered still
The sea has washed across your face
And taken of its fill.
"Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kissed your door
Original Lyrics:
Conquistador
"Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has washed her bras and face, and taken off her skin.
Original Lyrics:
The sea has washed across your face and taken of its fill.
"Fresh Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rover wags his tail with glee
Yeah, whenever he gets to spit the seeds.
Yeah, whenever he gets to spit the seeds.
Original Lyrics:
Rover wags his tail with glee
Yeah, whenever he gets his Vitamin C.
Yeah, whenever he gets his Vitamin C.
What threw me off here is the fact that the British do not pronounce the word 'vitamin' the same way as Americans do. (British: vih-tah-min. American: vi-tah-min.)
"Look To Your Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter either way
I'll be a wiseman soon.
I'll be a wiseman soon.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter either way
I'll be a wiseman's fool.
I'll be a wiseman's fool.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And her face at first just goats meat turned a whiter shade of pale
Original Lyrics:
And her face at first just ghostly turned a whiter shade of pale
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And her face was burstion scosely
Turned the whiter shade of pale.
Turned the whiter shade of pale.
Original Lyrics:
And her face at first was ghostly
Turned the whiter shade of pale.
Turned the whiter shade of pale.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so in lo-o-ove
Original Lyrics:
And so it was
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so it was the waiter.
Original Lyrics:
And so it was that later.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I wondered who was playing cards
And mindin' her bees.
And mindin' her bees.
Original Lyrics:
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be.
And would not let her be.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let her faces burst, just go see
Turn the whiter shape of pale.
Turn the whiter shape of pale.
Original Lyrics:
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
That her face will burst your skull, Steve.
Original Lyrics:
That her face, at first just ghostly.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
The groon was tubbing harder.
Original Lyrics:
The room was humming harder.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trip the line fandango.
Original Lyrics:
We skipped the light fandango.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn a lighter shade of pale.
Original Lyrics:
Turn a whiter shade of pale.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn the wide Earth, shade of pale
or
Turn the white Earth, shade of pale
or
Turn the white Earth, shade of pale
Original Lyrics:
Turn a whiter shade of pale
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned a wider shade of pale.
Original Lyrics:
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned the wire, shade of pale.
Original Lyrics:
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
We skip a life and dangle.
Original Lyrics:
We skipped a light fandango.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
We skip trough life, and then go.
Original Lyrics:
We skipped the light fandango.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
We skipped the last fandango
or
We skipped the line for dagos
or
We skipped the line for dagos
Original Lyrics:
We skipped the light fandango.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we called out for a drink
The waiter brought a tray.
The waiter brought a tray.
Original Lyrics:
When we called out for a latrine
The waiter brought a tray.
The waiter brought a tray.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we called out for a latrine
The waiter brought a tray.
The waiter brought a tray.
Original Lyrics:
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought the tray.
The waiter brought the tray.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we called out for an entree the waiter brought a tray
Original Lyrics:
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray.
The waiter brought a tray.
"Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we called out for another drink
The waiter dropped his tray.
The waiter dropped his tray.
Original Lyrics:
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought the tray.
The waiter brought the tray.
"Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anchovy, why slader?
Original Lyrics:
And so it was later.
"Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Minotaur has failed.
Original Lyrics:
As the miller told his tale.
"Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the mental told his tale
Original Lyrics:
As the miller told his tale
"Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the mirror told it's tale
Original Lyrics:
As the miller told his tale
"Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way to board a train.
Original Lyrics:
The waiter brought a tray.
"Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
When at 16, they're still virgins
Original Lyrics:
One of 16 vestal virgins
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Procol Harum - Greatest Hits [Metro] album at Amazon.com
Grand Hotel album at Amazon.com
Broken Barricades album at Amazon.com
Salty Dog - Plus album at Amazon.com
Whiter Shade of Pale album at Amazon.com
Procol Harum...Plus! album at Amazon.com
Procol Harum - Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Classic Tracks and Rarities: An Anthology album at Amazon.com
Home Plus album at Amazon.com
