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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Polaris that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Polaris on amIright currently.

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"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Aye Aye Aye Aye) It's in me
What chu doin'? (Aye aye aye aye)
It's in me.
Original Lyrics:
(Aye aye aye aye) Hey Sandy
Don't you talk Ba-a-a-ack
Hey Sandy!
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba-beat away
In God's speech is the end of the day.
Original Lyrics:
Four feet away
End of speech it's the end of the day.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you say 'atashumbay'?
Original Lyrics:
Can you settle to shoot me?
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you sell me a 'shroom, Babe?
Original Lyrics:
Can you settle to shoot me?
It's about Sandy Schuer and the Kent State incident.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you sell me a 'shroom, Babe?
Original Lyrics:
Give you a shell to shoot me.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you sell me a shroom, babe?
or
Can you settle to shoot me?
Original Lyrics:
Can we settle this soon, babe?
Ed.'s note: The lyrics page I've researched isn't too sure, either.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your dog bite?
He sent me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you talk back
Hey, Sandy.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your dog bite?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you talk back.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's strange,
But you're lookin' at the leadin' range,
(Garbled line)
Or have you bit your dog as yet?
Original Lyrics:
Hey smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's sounding strange
You're looking at the leaking rain.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, smilin' strange
You're looking happily deranged.
Theme song from the Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete."
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, I'm insane
You're looking happily (de)
Can I say that shoombay?
Or have you picked the dog up yet?
[Later]
Hey, Shoomby
Don't your dog bi-ie-ie-ite
Hey, Shoomby!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
[Later]
Hey, Sandy
Don't you talk back
Hey, Sandy.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
[Later]
extended
Don't you talk back
extended
Original Lyrics:
Hey, smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
[Later]
Hey, Sandy
Don't you talk back
Hey, Sandy.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
His Mother's strange.
Your looking at the leading range.
I can smell the shrooms babe.
Or have you picked your dog shit yet?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
His mom is strange
You're lookin' at the living range
I could have sent a shipment
Or have you hit your target yet

Each and every day---ay ay ay ay
Won't you talk by-ay-ay-ay
Each and every day.
Original Lyrics:
Hey smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?

Hey Sandy
Don't you talk back,
Hey Sandy.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It started strange
You're looking at the leafy range
I shouldn't say it should be
Or have you picked the darkened set?
Original Lyrics:
Hey smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's kind of strange.
You're looking at the leafy rain.
I could've said it's you babe
Or have you picked your target yet.
Is it me?
Original Lyrics:
Hey smilin' strange
You lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's mighty strange
You lookin' at the leady rain
Can you sailashimbe? (made-up personal word from artist)
Or have you picked your target yet?
Original Lyrics:
Hey smilin' strange
You lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
I just assumed the lyricist obscured the third line into a meaningless word for Nickelodeon. While originally he went with 'can you settle to shoot me?'
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's more than strange
You're looking at the leaky range
Can I say ay-shimbay?
Or have you picked the dark again?
Ay-shimbay (ai-yi-yi-yi)
Does your dog bite?
Ay-shimbay
Original Lyrics:
Hey smiling strange
You're looking happily deranged
Can you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
Hey Sandy (ai-yi-yi-yi)
Don't you talk back?
Hey Sandy
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or have you bit the dog again?
Is he mean?
Does your dog bite?
Is he mean?
Original Lyrics:
Or have you picked your target yet?
Hey Sandy
Don't you talk back
Hey Sandy.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or have you bit your dog again
It bit me (ai ai ai ai)
Does your dog bite? (ai ai ai)
It bit me.
Original Lyrics:
Or have you picked your target yet
Hey Sandy (ai ai ai ai)
Don't you talk back (ai ai ai)
Hey Sandy.
The song is actually about Sandy Schuer, a college student who was shot by the National Guard during the Kent State riot of 1970. Makes me feel bad that I thought it was about dogs all these years.
"Hey Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're looking happy at the range
Original Lyrics:
You're looking happily deranged
"Hey, Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Aye, aye, aye, aye)
Hey, Sandy
Does you dog bi-i-i-ite?
Hey, Sandy!
Original Lyrics:
(Aye, aye, aye, aye)
Hey, Sandy
Don't you talk ba-a-a-ack
Hey, Sandy!
"Hey, Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Aye, aye, aye, aye)
Hey, Sandy
Does your dog bi-i-i-i-te?
Hey Sandy!
Original Lyrics:
(Aye, aye, aye, aye)
Hey, Sandy
Don't you talk ba-a-a-ack
Hey, Sandy!
"Hey, Sandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey smilin' strange
You're look in' at the leave me rage
A-can you stand to shoot me?
Or have you bit the dog again

Hey Sandy
Aye-aye-aye-aye, hey Sandy
Does your dog bi-i-i-ite, hey Sandy
Original Lyrics:
Hey smilin' strange
You're look in' happily deranged
Can you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet
Hey Sandy
(Aye, aye, aye, aye)
Hey, Sandy
Don't you talk ba-a-a-ack
Hey, Sandy!
"Waiting For October"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the books and I'll be learning how to
To be waked.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the books and I'll be learning how to
To be winged.
"Waiting For October"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been chosen here from the devil himself.
Original Lyrics:
It's the chosen fruit of the devil himself.
"Waiting For October"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up the end
And start it all again.
Original Lyrics:
Hoping that the end
Will start it all again?
"Waiting For October"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where human history will die.
Original Lyrics:
That's where numeral history will die.

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