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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Phish that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 27 misheard song lyrics for Phish on amIright currently.

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"Bouncin' Around the Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naptime ends and once again,
I'm bouncing 'round the room.
Original Lyrics:
That time and once again,
I'm bouncing 'round the room.
"Chalk Dust Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until I am old,
can I live long gone? or Can I live young gun.
or
Before I get old,
let me live, Youngblood.
or
Before I get old,
let me live, Youngblood.
Original Lyrics:
Can't this wait till I'm old?
Can't I live while I'm young?
"Chalk Dust Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
But who can unlearn all the facts about love.
Original Lyrics:
But who can unlearn all the facts that I've learned.
"Chalk Dust Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come stumble my mirthbeatin' worker
I'll j*** on your family burger.
Original Lyrics:
Come stumble my mirth beaten worker
I'm Jesmund, the family berzerker.
"Drowned"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me recall
That the Titans have set me free.
Original Lyrics:
Let me be calm
Let the tide in and set me free.
"Friday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't the birdie carry me away?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't the burden we carry go away?
"Golgi Apparatus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you at a bistro in Japan.
Original Lyrics:
I saw you with a ticket stub in your hand.
"Golgi Apparatus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you with a chicken stuck in your head.
Original Lyrics:
I saw you with a ticket stub in your hand.
"Golgi Apparatus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you with a chicken sub in your hand
Original Lyrics:
I saw you with a ticket stub in your hand
"Golgi Apparatus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you with a ticket stub in your hair.
Original Lyrics:
I saw you with a ticket stub in your hand.
"Heavy Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I moved to where they don't dye beer.
Original Lyrics:
I moved to where they'd hoped I'd be.
"Maze"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never get out of Miss Mae's.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never get out of this maze.
"Sample In A Jar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My binding belt and rosary.
Original Lyrics:
My binding belt enclosing me.
"Sparkle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laugh and laugh in Floral Park.
Original Lyrics:
Laugh and laughing fall apart.
Floral Park, NY is a town near mine.
"Suzy Greenberg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met up with that woman in a loony bin.
Original Lyrics:
Better put that woman in a loony bin.
"Wilson"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lay this hit on you.
Original Lyrics:
I lay this hate on you.
"Wilson"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make it all true for you
Original Lyrics:
I beg it all trune for you
"You Enjoy Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows the penguin Firenze.
Original Lyrics:
Wash uffitzi, drive me to Firenze.
"You Enjoy Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your face and drive me to Phillenssey.
Original Lyrics:
Wash Uffizi, drive me to Firenze.
"You Enjoy Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your face and drive me to forensics
Original Lyrics:
Wash uffitzi, drive me to Firenze.
I thought they got that lyric from an episode of Kojak.
"You Enjoy Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your feces, they drive me to a frenzy
Original Lyrics:
Wash uffizi, drive me to Firenze
"You Enjoy Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatchoo feetsies, drive me to a frenzy
Original Lyrics:
Wash-a Uffitzi, drive me to Firenze
"You Enjoy Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't uffizzi drive me to firenze?
Original Lyrics:
Wash-a Uffitzi, drive me to Firenze.
"You Enjoy Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you fix it?
Drive me to Raef LaFrentz's house.
Original Lyrics:
Wash uffizi
Drive me to Firenze.
Raef LaFretz, a former Kansas Jayhawk and now in the NBA.
"You Enjoy Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please sir drive me to relaxing?
Original Lyrics:
Wash-a Uffitzi, drive me to Firenze.
"You Enjoy Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please, Sid, drive me to forensics?
Original Lyrics:
Wash-a uffitzi, drive me to Firenze.

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