Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Phish

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There are 24 misheard song lyrics for Phish on amIright currently.

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"Chalk Dust Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until I am old,
can I live long gone? or Can I live young gun.
or
Before I get old,
let me live, Youngblood.
or
Before I get old,
let me live, Youngblood.
Original Lyrics:
Can't this wait till I'm old?
Can't I live while I'm young?
"Chalk Dust Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
But who can unlearn all the facts about love.
Original Lyrics:
But who can unlearn all the facts that I've learned.
"Chalk Dust Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come stumble my mirthbeatin' worker
I'll j*** on your family burger.
Original Lyrics:
Come stumble my mirth beaten worker
I'm Jesmund, the family berzerker.
"Drowned"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me recall
That the Titans have set me free.
Original Lyrics:
Let me be calm
Let the tide in and set me free.
"Friday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't the birdie carry me away?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't the burden we carry go away?
"Golgi Apparatus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you at a bistro in Japan.
Original Lyrics:
I saw you with a ticket stub in your hand.
"Golgi Apparatus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you with a chicken sub in your hand
Original Lyrics:
I saw you with a ticket stub in your hand
"Golgi Apparatus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you with a ticket stub in your hair.
Original Lyrics:
I saw you with a ticket stub in your hand.
"Heavy Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I moved to where they don't dye beer.
Original Lyrics:
I moved to where they'd hoped I'd be.
"Maze"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never get out of Miss Mae's.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never get out of this maze.
"Sample In A Jar"
Misheard Lyrics:
My binding belt and rosary.
Original Lyrics:
My binding belt enclosing me.
"Sparkle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laugh and laugh in Floral Park.
Original Lyrics:
Laugh and laughing fall apart.
Floral Park, NY is a town near mine.
"Suzy Greenberg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met up with that woman in a loony bin.
Original Lyrics:
Better put that woman in a loony bin.
"Wilson"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lay this hit on you.
Original Lyrics:
I lay this hate on you.
"Wilson"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make it all true for you
Original Lyrics:
I beg it all trune for you
"You Enjoy Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows the penguin Firenze.
Original Lyrics:
Wash uffitzi, drive me to Firenze.
"You Enjoy Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your face and drive me to Phillenssey.
Original Lyrics:
Wash Uffizi, drive me to Firenze.
"You Enjoy Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your feces, they drive me to a frenzy
Original Lyrics:
Wash uffizi, drive me to Firenze
"You Enjoy Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatchoo feetsies, drive me to a frenzy
Original Lyrics:
Wash-a Uffitzi, drive me to Firenze
"You Enjoy Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't uffizzi drive me to firenze?
Original Lyrics:
Wash-a Uffitzi, drive me to Firenze.
"You Enjoy Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you fix it?
Drive me to Raef LaFrentz's house.
Original Lyrics:
Wash uffizi
Drive me to Firenze.
Raef LaFretz, a former Kansas Jayhawk and now in the NBA.
"You Enjoy Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please sir drive me to relaxing?
Original Lyrics:
Wash-a Uffitzi, drive me to Firenze.
"You Enjoy Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please, Sid, drive me to forensics?
Original Lyrics:
Wash-a uffitzi, drive me to Firenze.

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