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There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Peter, Paul, and Mary on amIright currently.
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"A-Soalin'"
Soul, a soul, a soul gig, please good missus a soul gig.
Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soal cake.
"All Mixed Up"
And all of this is a hentai suspect.
And all of this is a hint, I suspect.
"Blowin' In The Wind"
The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind.
The answer my friends, is blowin' in the wind.
"Blowin' In The Wind"
The ants are my friends
They're blowin' in the wind.
The answer, my friends
Is blowin' in the wind.
"Early Morning Rain"
See the silver wing on fire.
See the silver wing on high.
"Give A Damn"
Oh, sure we read smart pickles
Oh, sure we've read some articles
"I Dig Rock and Roll Music"
And when the Beatles tell you
Thank God they would love to sell you
They mean exactly what they say.
And when the Beatles tell you
They've got a word 'love' to sell you
They mean exactly what they say.
"I Dig Rock and Roll Music"
And when the preachers tell you
They've got free love to sell you
They mean exactly what they say.
And when the Beatles tell you
They've got a word 'love' to sell you
They mean exactly what they say.
"I Dig Rock and Roll Music"
Diamonds and candles in a chamber trip this way.
I dig Donovan in a dream-like, tripped out way.
"Leavin' On A Jet Plane"
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate you so.
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go.
"Lemon Tree"
But the fruit of the poor women
Is impossible to eat.
But the fruit of the poor lemon
Is impossible to eat.
"Old Coat"
Life is a hard road to travel Ivy League.
Life is a hard road to travel, I believe.
"Old Coat"
Never heard a nun dis Michael Jordan
Never hurted none this side of Jordan
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Bought him strings and ceiling whacks
And other fancy stuff.
He brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Frolicked in the otter mist
In a land called Donna Lee.
Frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hanah-Lee.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Frollicked in the autumn leaves
In a land called Holla Lee.
Frollicked in tha autumn mist
In a land called Honna Lee.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Frollipin the Otamus
Frolicked in the autumn mist.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
He brought him strings and ceiling wax
And other fancy stuff
He brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
In a land called Donnelly
In a land called Honna Lee
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
In a land called Harmony
In a land called Honna Lee
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Little Jackie Draper
Little Jackie Paper
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Noble kings and princes
Would bow when arrows came.
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Noble kings and princes
Would bow when arrows came.
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Puff banana wagon
Puff, The Magic Dragon
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Strings and ceiling wax
In a land called Galilee.
Strings and sealing wax
In a land called Honah Lee.
"Puff the Magic Dragon"
and Froligan the Optimist
and frolicked in the autum mist
"Puff, the Magic Dragon"
Puff, the Magic Dragon lived in the sea
And frolicked in the autumn-ness of a land called Tripoli.
Puff, the Magic Dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
We issue a merry Christmas.
We wish you a merry Christmas.
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