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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Peter, Paul, and Mary

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Peter, Paul, and Mary that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 36 misheard song lyrics for Peter, Paul, and Mary on amIright currently.

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"A-Soalin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul, a soul, a soul gig, please good missus a soul gig.
Original Lyrics:
Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soal cake.
"All Mixed Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all of this is a hentai suspect.
Original Lyrics:
And all of this is a hint, I suspect.
"Bamboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take a stick of bamboo, you take a stick of bamboo, you take a stick of bamboo,
And throw it in the water.
Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Honda
Original Lyrics:
You take a stick of bamboo, you take a stick of bamboo, you take a stick of bamboo,
And throw it in the water.
Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Hanaa
Honda. It's better than walking. LOU REED
"Blowin' In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
The answer my friends, is blowin' in the wind.
"Blowin' In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ants are my friends
They're blowin' in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
The answer, my friends
Is blowin' in the wind.
"Cruel War"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll dye black my hair
Then slowly I'll turn on
Original Lyrics:
I'll tie back my hair
Men's clothing I'll put on
"Early Morning Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the silver wing on fire.
Original Lyrics:
See the silver wing on high.
"Give A Damn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, sure we read smart pickles
Original Lyrics:
Oh, sure we've read some articles
"I Dig Rock & Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their God they would love to sell you.
Original Lyrics:
They've got a word 'love' to sell you.
"I Dig Rock and Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the Beatles tell you
Thank God they would love to sell you
They mean exactly what they say.
Original Lyrics:
And when the Beatles tell you
They've got a word 'love' to sell you
They mean exactly what they say.
"I Dig Rock and Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the preachers tell you
They've got free love to sell you
They mean exactly what they say.
Original Lyrics:
And when the Beatles tell you
They've got a word 'love' to sell you
They mean exactly what they say.
"I Dig Rock and Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diamonds and candles in a chamber trip this way.
Original Lyrics:
I dig Donovan kind of in a dream-like, tripped out way.
"Leavin' On A Jet Plane"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate you so.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go.
"Lemon Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the fruit of the poor women
Is impossible to eat.
Original Lyrics:
But the fruit of the poor lemon
Is impossible to eat.
"Old Coat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a hard road to travel Ivy League.
Original Lyrics:
Life is a hard road to travel, I believe.
"Old Coat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never heard a nun dis Michael Jordan
Original Lyrics:
Never hurted none this side of Jordan
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Froligan the Optimist
Original Lyrics:
And frolicked in the autumn mist
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought him strings and ceiling whacks
And other fancy stuff.
Original Lyrics:
He brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frolicked in the otter mist
In a land called Donna Lee.
Original Lyrics:
Frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hanah-Lee.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frollicked in the autumn leaves
In a land called Holla Lee.
Original Lyrics:
Frollicked in tha autumn mist
In a land called Honna Lee.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frollipin the Otamus
Original Lyrics:
Frolicked in the autumn mist.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He brought him strings and ceiling wax
And other fancy stuff
Original Lyrics:
He brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He frolicked in the otter's nest.
Original Lyrics:
He frolicked in the the autumn mist.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a land called Donnelly
Original Lyrics:
In a land called Honna Lee
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a land called Harmony
Original Lyrics:
In a land called Honna Lee
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Jackie Draper
Original Lyrics:
Little Jackie Paper
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noble kings and princes
Would bow when arrows came.
Original Lyrics:
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noble kings and princes
Would bow when arrows came.
Original Lyrics:
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puff banana wagon
Original Lyrics:
Puff, The Magic Dragon
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puff, the Magic Dragon lived in the sea
And frolicked in the autumn-ness of a land called Tripoli.
Original Lyrics:
Puff, the Magic Dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strings and ceiling wax
In a land called Galilee.
Original Lyrics:
Strings and sealing wax
In a land called Honah Lee.
"Puff the Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And frolicked in the ornaments
Original Lyrics:
And frolicked in the autumn mist
"Puff the Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noble kings and princes
Would bow when Eric came.
Original Lyrics:
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came.
"Too Much of Nothin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much of nothin' can make a man feel ill at ease
One man's tappin' my wires, while another man's tappin' my trees
Original Lyrics:
Too much of nothin' can make a man feel ill at ease
One man's temper might rise, while the other man's temper might freeze.
"Too Much of Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send them all my celery
Original Lyrics:
Send them all my salary
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
We issue a merry Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
We wish you a merry Christmas.

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