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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> O -> Mike Oldfield

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mike Oldfield that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 21 misheard song lyrics for Mike Oldfield on amIright currently.

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"Foreign Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A lagoon parliament
Original Lyrics:
A lagoon by la mer
"Foreign Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A new tear and Tory for an in town and storey
And a goon pal-a-mare
Original Lyrics:
A new territory for an intimate story
A lagoon by la mer
"Foreign Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A new territory for an Internet story
Original Lyrics:
A new territory for an intimate story
"Man In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lambs are burning, but nobody is at home.
Original Lyrics:
Lamps are burning, but nobody is at home.
"Moonlight Shadow (extended)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The last time ever she'd seen him
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
The crowd gathered just to leave him.
Original Lyrics:
The last time ever she'd seen him
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
The crowd gathered just beneath him.
"Moonlight Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All she saw was a cigarette on a gun
Original Lyrics:
All she saw was a sillouette of a gun
"Moonlight Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she couldn't find Hannibal Schtroes
Original Lyrics:
But she couldn't find how to push through
"Moonlight Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she couldn't find how to be shrewd
Original Lyrics:
But she couldn't find how to push through
"Moonlight Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in the middle of a custard pie
Original Lyrics:
Caught in the middle of a desperate fight
"Moonlight Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Collapsed whenever she saw him
Original Lyrics:
The last that ever she saw him
"Moonlight Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was shot six times by his manager Ron.
Original Lyrics:
He was shot six times by a man on the run.
"Moonlight Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched your Indians calling.
Original Lyrics:
I watched your vision forming.
"Moonlight Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched your vision falling
Original Lyrics:
I watched your vision forming
"Moonlight Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in a river last Saturday Night
Original Lyrics:
Lost in a riddle last Saturday Night
"Pacha Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna sexy woman.
Original Lyrics:
Huaca Saqsaywaman
"Pictures in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pictures in the dark, I see all around
Voices calling on the ground
And I'm watching the stars since half past one
Original Lyrics:
Pictures in the dark, I see all around.
Voices calling underground
And I'm watching the stars since the World was found.
"Pictures in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pictures in the dark, I see
More chaos comes to me
Pictures in the dark, I see
All other sexyfree
Original Lyrics:
Pictures in the dark, I see
Morpheus comes to me
Pictures in the dark, I see
Aurora sets you free
"Shabda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a hard day then I peed chickens
Original Lyrics:
Terra autem erat in cæli
"To France"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enterprise
Original Lyrics:
Get to France.
"To France"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the prize
Original Lyrics:
Get to France.
"To France"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never going to get depressed.
Original Lyrics:
Never going to get to France.

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