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"Angel In The Morning"
Just b*** me a*** in the morning, baby.
Just call me angel in the morning, Angel.
"Angel In The Morning"
Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel In The Morning"
Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby
or
Just drop your teeth before you feed me, baby.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Discuss my dreams before you leave me.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just brush my teeth before you leave me.
Just brush my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just call me angel of the morning, Angel
Just wash my sheets before you leave me, baby.
Just call me angel of the morning, Angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
Just brush your teeth before you leave me, baby.
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just smash my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just swipe my jeep before you leave me, darlin'.
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just call me angel, oh my darling angel.
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just catch my teeth before you leave me.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just collect my dreams before you leave me.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just cross my feet before you leave me.
Just touch my cheek before you leave.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just cut the cheese before you leave me.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just tap my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just touch my teeth before you leave me.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning"
Just wash my feet before you leave me.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning"
There'll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can't find your car.
There'll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can't bind your heart.
"Angel of the Morning"
I'm old enough to be your mom
I'm old enough to face the dawn
"Angel of the Morning"
Just brush my teeth before you leave me.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel of the Morning"
Just brush my teeth before you leave me
Just brush my cheek before you leave me
"Angel of the Morning"
Just brush my teeth before you leave me
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel of the Morning"
Just brush my teeth before you leave
Just touch my cheek before you leave
"Angel of the Morning"
Just touch my feet before you leave me
or
Just call me Angel of the Morning, Angel
Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby
or
Just call me Angel of the Morning, Angel
Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby
Just call me Angel of the Morning, Angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
"Angel of the Morning"
Just call me angel of the morning(angel),
Just slap my teeth before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning (angel),
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
"Angel of the Morning"
Just count my teeth before you leave me
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel of the Morning"
Just cup my tea before you leave me, baby
or
Just cut my teeth before you leave me, baby
or
Just cut my teeth before you leave me, baby
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
"Angel of the Morning"
Just brush my teeth before you leave me
or
Just kick my teeth before you leave me
or
Just kick my teeth before you leave me
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel of the Morning"
Just scrape the sheets before you leave me
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel of the Morning"
Just touch my teeth before you leave me.
Jush brush my cheek before you leave me.
"Break It To Me Gently"
Oh give me a little time, please the pain
Oh give me a little time to ease the pain
"Break It To Me Gently"
Take it granually
Take it gradually
"Heartache"
It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg
It's a hearthache, nothing but a heartache
"Love's Been A Little Bit Hard On Me"
Love me a little, then fart on me.
Love's been a little bit hard on me.
"Playing With The Queen Of Hearts"
It's so hard to be a lover
when you're swinging on the end of a bun
It's so hard to be a lover
when you say you're only in it for fun
"Queen Of Hearts"
It's so hard to be a lover
When you're swinging on the end of a bun.
It's so hard to be a lover
When you say you're only in it for fun.
"Queen Of Hearts"
Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout "Life Of Brian"
Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
"Queen Of Hearts"
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout 'Life of Brian'.
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime.
"Queen Of Hearts"
No, I ain't gonna fart.
Knowin' it ain't really smart.
"Queen Of Hearts"
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
No one ever really farts.
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart.
"Queen Of Hearts"
Playin' with the queen of farts.
Playin' with the queen of hearts.
"Queen Of Hearts"
Waiting in another line
Thinking 'bout a life with Bryan
That's what'll have to do
To keep me away from you.
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime
That's what I'll have to do
To keep me away from you.
"Queen Of Hearts"
Won't you keep me, Ronald Reagan
If only for a very short time?
Won't you keep my heart from breaking
If it's only for a very short time?
"Queen of Hearts"
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of Brian.
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime.
"Queen of Hearts"
Playin with the queen of hearts and knowin' that it really smarts . .
Playin with the queen of hearts and knowin' it ain't really smart
"Queen of Hearts"
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
And no one in it's really smart.
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
And knowin' it ain't really smart.
"Queen of Hearts"
Playing with the queen of hearts
Knowin' it really smarts
Sugar is the only food
We'll do anything for you.
Playing with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart
The Joker is the only fool
Who'll do anything for you.
"Queen of Hearts"
Take a little flea to lunch
Playin' with the queen of hearts
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"
And I have never been afraid of Duchesne.
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"
And I have never been afraid of museums.
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
The way Newton pronounces 'losin' ' really does sound like 'museums' to me. The muddy early 80's mix probably doesn't help matters.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"
And I have never been afraid of you, yeah.
or
And I have never been afraid of blue sand.
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"
And I have never wanted love in Duchesne, yeah.
or
And I have never wanted love in these chains, yeah.
And I have never wanted love to be a chain.
Chain is sung by Juice as 'Cha-ain'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"
You're my sunshine, you're my babe
You're my sunshine, you're my rain
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known (Is Loving You)"
And I have never been afraid of New Zealand.
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known"
I have never been afraid of museums.
I have never been afraid of losing out.
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known"
You're my sunshine, you're my fate.
You're my sunshine, you're my rain.
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known"
You're my sunshine
You're my pain.
You're my sunshine
You're my rain.
"The Sweetest Thing"
And I have never been afraid of museums.
And I have never been afraid of losing out.