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"(And) Then He Kissed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt so happy that I almost died
Original Lyrics:
I felt so happy that I almost cried
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Discuss my dreams before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm old enough to be your mom
Original Lyrics:
I'm old enough to face the dawn
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the morning Heckles says we sinned
Original Lyrics:
If morning's echoes says we sinned
As in Heckle and Jeckle, the talking magpies
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you lead me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush your teeth before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just bum me annal in the morning, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just call me angel in the morning, Angel.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, Angel
Just wash my sheets before you leave me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, Angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, angel,
Just slap my teeth before you leave me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning (angel),
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
Just brush your teeth before you leave me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just smash my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just swipe my jeep before you leave me, darlin'.
Original Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call me angel, oh my darling angel.
Original Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call me angel; I'm a morning angel.
Original Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just catch my teeth before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just collect my dreams before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just count my sheep before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just count my teeth before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cross my feet before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cup my tea before you leave me, baby
or
Just cut my teeth before you leave me, baby
or
Just cut my teeth before you leave me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cut the cheese before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just drop your teeth before you feed me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just kick my teeth before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just scrape the sheets before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just scratch my back before you leave me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tap my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just touch my feet before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just touch my teeth before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just wash my feet before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just wipe my feet before you leave me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel Of The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can't find your car.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can't bind your heart.
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if we're victims of the knife
I won't be binded by the life
Original Lyrics:
And if we're victims of the night
I won't be blinded by the light
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave, baby
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave, baby
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call me Angie in the morning, Angie.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Just call me angel of the morning (angel),
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just check my teeth before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just snap my jeans before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tie my feet before you leave
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just touch my feet before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just wash my feet before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just wipe my feet before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel of the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Punch my teeth before you leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
"Break It To Me Gently" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh give me a little time, please the pain
Original Lyrics:
Oh give me a little time to ease the pain
"Break It To Me Gently" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it granually
Original Lyrics:
Take it gradually
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she asked me if sometime I could fix her fawn
Original Lyrics:
And she asked me if sometime I could fix her barn
"Heart of the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heat as 90 cents
Original Lyrics:
In the heat as night descends
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg
Original Lyrics:
It's a hearthache, nothing but a heartache
"Love's Been A Little Bit Hard On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love's bent a little bit, pardon me.
Original Lyrics:
Love's been a little bit hard on me.
"Love's Been a Little Bit Hard on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just been a little bit hard on me.
Original Lyrics:
Love's been a little bit hard on me.
"Love's Been a Little Bit Hard on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me a little then fart on me.
Original Lyrics:
Love's been a little bit hard on me.
"Love’s Been a Little Bit Hard on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t spend a little bit all on me
or
Don’t spill a little bit on the table
Original Lyrics:
Love’s been a little bit hard on me
"Old Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If only you were me, how could I do this to you?
Original Lyrics:
What do you mean, how could I do this to you?
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And others they know just what I'm going through
It's hard to be a-lover when you're going to Indy for fun.
Original Lyrics:
And others they know just what I'm going through
And it's-a hard to be a lover when you say you're only in it fun
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so hard to be a lover
when you're swinging on the end of a bun
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard to be a lover
when you say you're only in it for fun
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so hard to be a lover
When you're swinging on the end of a bun.
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard to be a lover
When you say you're only in it for fun.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout "Life Of Brian"
Original Lyrics:
Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of Brian.
Original Lyrics:
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of cryin'.
Original Lyrics:
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laying out another lifeline
Original Lyrics:
Laying out another lie
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laying out another lion
Thinking 'bout a life of cryin'.
Original Lyrics:
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell have to do to keep me away from you
Original Lyrics:
That's what I'll have to do to keep me away from you
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't gonna fart.
Original Lyrics:
Knowin' it ain't really smart.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playin with the queen of hearts and knowin' that it really smarts . .
Original Lyrics:
Playin with the queen of hearts and knowin' it ain't really smart
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, and no one in the village smurfs...
Original Lyrics:
Playin with the queen of hearts and knowin' it ain't really smart
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
And no one in it's really smart.
Original Lyrics:
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
And knowin' it ain't really smart.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
No one ever really farts.
Original Lyrics:
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playin' with the queen of farts.
Original Lyrics:
Playin' with the queen of hearts.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing with the queen of farts
Original Lyrics:
Playing with the queen of hearts
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing with the queen of hearts
Knowin' it really smarts
Sugar is the only food
We'll do anything for you.
Original Lyrics:
Playing with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart
The Joker is the only fool
Who'll do anything for you.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing with the queen of hearts
Knowin' that it really smarts
The joker is the only fool
Who'll do anything for you.
Layin' down another nine
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
Original Lyrics:
Playing with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart
The Joker ain't the only fool
Who'll do anything for you.
Layin' out another lie
Thinkin' 'bout life of crime
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a little flea to lunch
Original Lyrics:
Playin' with the queen of hearts
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The choker is the only fool who'll do anything for you.
Original Lyrics:
The Joker is the only fool who'll do anything for you.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting in another line
Thinking 'bout a life with Bryan
That's what'll have to do
To keep me away from you.
Original Lyrics:
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime
That's what I'll have to do
To keep me away from you.
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you keep me Arthur Bacon
If it's only for a very short time?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you keep my heart from breaking
If it's only for a very short time?
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you keep me, Ronald Reagan
If only for a very short time?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you keep my heart from breaking
If it's only for a very short time?
"Queen Of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yogurt is the only food that'll do anything for you.
Original Lyrics:
The Joker is the only fool who'll do anything for you.
"Queen of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laying out another lifetime
Original Lyrics:
Laying out another lie
"Queen of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laying out another line
Thinkin' 'bout a life unkind
Original Lyrics:
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime.
"Queen of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laying out another line
Original Lyrics:
Layin' out another lie
"Queen of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Play it with the queen of hearts
Knowing that it really smarts
The joker is the only fool
Who'll do anything for you
Original Lyrics:
Playing with the queen of hearts
Knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
Who'll do anything for you
"Queen of Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Prayin' for the queen of hearts
Original Lyrics:
Playin' with the queen of hearts
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of Duchesne.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of New Zealand.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of museums.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
The way Newton pronounces 'losin' ' really does sound like 'museums' to me. The muddy early 80's mix probably doesn't help matters.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of museums.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losing out.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of you, yeah.
or
And I have never been afraid of blue sand.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never wanted love in Duchesne, yeah.
or
And I have never wanted love in these chains, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never wanted love to be a chain.
Chain is sung by Juice as 'Cha-ain'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have never been afraid of museums.
Original Lyrics:
I have never been afraid of losing out.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember all the wackos
Original Lyrics:
I remember all the laughter
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Swedish thing I've ever known is loving you
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest thing I've ever known is loving you
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have given and we have taken Indian Rocks on troubled shores
Original Lyrics:
We have given and we have taken many rides on troubled shores
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my sunshine, you're my babe
Original Lyrics:
You're my sunshine, you're my rain
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still shadows
Original Lyrics:
Just two shadows
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my sunshine, you're my fate.
Original Lyrics:
You're my sunshine, you're my rain.
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my sunshine
You're my pain.
Original Lyrics:
You're my sunshine
You're my rain.

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