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Juice Newton's, "Angel Of The Morning"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Just collect my dreams before you leave me.
The Real Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
The Story: I argued with my boyfriend about this one and was appalled to find out he was right. My 'misheard' lyrics are better than the real ones. - Submitted by: Frank Hoffman
Juice Newton's, "Angel Of The Morning"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Just tap my teeth before you leave me, baby.
The Real Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
The Story: A friend of mine just told me this is what she thought it said for years. - Submitted by: Mary
Juice Newton's, "Angel Of The Morning"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Just touch my teeth before you leave me.
The Real Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
The Story: I was in a fast food place with my mom and my little baby niece. When they were playing this song, I got all embarrassed and told my mom just how terrible it was that they'd play a song about french-kissing right out where little kids could hear it. She was really confused. Then I told her what I was hearing, and she almost choked on her food and laughed for a good 5 minutes before telling me what the real lyrics were. - Submitted by: Carolee
Juice Newton's, "Angel of the Morning"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave me.
The Real Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
The Story: I was very young when I first heard this song and up until a few years ago I actually thought she was saying brush my teeth. I was like, 'Why can't she brush her own teeth?' It's pretty funny that I was so convinced these were the lyrics. - Submitted by: amber
Juice Newton's, "Angel of the Morning"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave me
The Real Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
The Story: I have just always heard the tooth brushing when I hear that song. - Submitted by: Brian Evans
Juice Newton's, "Angel of the Morning"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave, baby
The Real Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave, baby
The Story: My wife and I were driving to Queensland and heard this - a golden oldie which we recalled by struggled to clearly identify that chorus line! It really did crack us up. - Submitted by: John
Juice Newton's, "Angel of the Morning"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Just count my sheep before you leave me
The Real Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
The Story: I thought it was beautiful idea that someone else would count the sheep you use to go to sleep. - Submitted by: clyde
Juice Newton's, "Angel of the Morning"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Punch my teeth before you leave me.
The Real Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
The Story: just heard. - Submitted by: Jorge A.
Juice Newton's, "Queen of Hearts"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And others they know just what I'm going through
It's hard to be a-lover when you're going to Indy for fun.
It's hard to be a-lover when you're going to Indy for fun.
The Real Lyrics:
And others they know just what I'm going through
And it's-a hard to be a lover when you say you're only in it fun
And it's-a hard to be a lover when you say you're only in it fun
The Story: I always thought it was about a race car driver who was going to Indy for a race. - Submitted by: Reed McEwen
Juice Newton's, "Queen of Hearts"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Take a little flea to lunch
The Real Lyrics:
Playin' with the queen of hearts
The Story: This was actually not my misheard lyric, but was relayed to me by a guy I knew in high school. He told me that, one day, when he was at home and this song came on the radio, his mom told him that she thought it was a silly song because, 'Who would take a little flea to lunch?' He explained to her what the lyrics actually said, at which point she became very embarrassed and probably assumed he'd never tell anyone about it. She was wrong! - Submitted by: Lisa Gillette-Martin
Juice Newton's, "The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of museums.
The Real Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
The Story: I've always loved this song, but ever since I realized that 'losin' ' could be mistaken for 'museum', I haven't been able to enjoy it as much as before. - Submitted by: Nick Cornwell
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