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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Morrissey

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Morrissey that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 57 misheard song lyrics for Morrissey on amIright currently.

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"All You Need Is Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You kissed a frog
Original Lyrics:
You hiss and groan
"Alma Matters"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my life to rent
Original Lyrics:
It's my life to wreck
"Boxers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your witch that growls
Original Lyrics:
You wished the ground
"Certain People I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used a clue
Original Lyrics:
I used the cue
"Dagenham Dave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head in the clown
Original Lyrics:
Head in the clouds
"Every Day is Like Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, Arm & Hammer! Come!
Original Lyrics:
Come, Armageddon! Come!
"Everyday Is Like Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday is sigh-a-ton day
Original Lyrics:
Everyday is silent and gray
"Everyday Is Like Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide on the promenade, ate your postcard
Original Lyrics:
Hide on the promenade, etch a postcard...
"Everyday Is Like Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trudging slowly over website
Back to the m**ge where your clothes were stolen
Original Lyrics:
Trudging slowly over wet sand
Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen
"Everyday is Like Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the coast of down
Original Lyrics:
This is the coastal town
"First Of The Gang To Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a bullet in his mullet
And the first lost life to go under the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And a bullet in his gullet
And the first last lad to go under the sod.
"First of the Gang to Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you've seen the scars
Original Lyrics:
Until you've seen the stars
"Hairdresser On Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here in London, I've got a rash and I'm very itchy.
Original Lyrics:
Here in London, home of the brash outrageous and free.
"Hairdresser on Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're just so dizzy, dizzy dizzy
Original Lyrics:
And you're just so busy, bussy bussy
"I Don't Mind If You Forget Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rejection is one thing
But rejection from a fool is cool.
Original Lyrics:
Rejection is one thing
But rejection from a fool is cruel.
"I Have Forgotten Jesus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a good king
Original Lyrics:
I was a good kid
"I Just Want to See the Boy Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I dine
Original Lyrics:
Before I die
"I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the accidents of your love
Original Lyrics:
In the absence of your love
"In the Future When All's Well" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best of hell
or
The best of help
Original Lyrics:
The best of health
"Interesting Drug" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are some bad people on Verizon
Original Lyrics:
There are some bad people on the rise
"Interesting Drug" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are some bad people on the right, there are some bad, bad people on the right...
Original Lyrics:
There are some bad people on the rise, there are some bad, bad people on the rise...
"Irish Blood English Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rapist or partial
Original Lyrics:
Racist or partial
"King Leer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boyfriend he Went down on me
Original Lyrics:
Your boyfriend he Went down on one knee
"Last of the Famous International Playboys"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can’t help calling you
Original Lyrics:
I can’t help quoting you
"Let Me Kiss You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my heart is broken
Original Lyrics:
But my heart is open
"November Spawned a Monster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull twisted child
Original Lyrics:
Poor, twisted child
"Now My Heart Is Full" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dallas Bisons, Kinky Cubans
Original Lyrics:
Dallow, Spicer, Pinkie, Cubitt
"Ouija Board, Ouija Board" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have got to save a loan
Original Lyrics:
I have got to say hello
"Our Frank"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep constipation
Original Lyrics:
Deep conversations
"Piccadilly Palare (Bona Drag)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do you smile when you think about girls' clothes?
Original Lyrics:
So why do you smile when you think about Earl's Court?
"Piccadilly Palare" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Off the Regals
Original Lyrics:
Off the rails
"Piccadilly Palare" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do you smile when you think about girls' clothes?
Original Lyrics:
So why do you smile when you think about Earl's Court?
"Pregnant for the Last Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
French lapels for the last time
Corned beef hash for the last time
or
Corned beef fillets for the last time.
Original Lyrics:
Phlegm lapels for the last time
Corned beef legs for the last time.
"Pregnant for the Last Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsy Queen for the last time
Original Lyrics:
Chips and cream for the last time
"Redondo Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down by the ocean it was Pepto-Bismol
Original Lyrics:
Down by the ocean it was so dismal
"Roy's Keen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart in a bucket,
I trust you to ruck it
Original Lyrics:
Foot in a bucket.
We trust you to wreck it.
"Satan Rejected My Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows I'm kind
Original Lyrics:
He knows my kind
"Seasick, Yet Still Docked" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is a shark and an eagle in your eye.
Original Lyrics:
My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye.
"Sing Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And make no mistake, my friend
Your pointless life will end
But before you go
Can you look at this roof?
Original Lyrics:
And make no mistake, my friend
Your pointless life will end
But before you go
Can you look at the truth?
"Sing Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any food can think of words that rhyme
Original Lyrics:
Any fool can think of words that rhyme
"Sing Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
But before you go
Take a look at the shoes.
Original Lyrics:
But before you go
Can you look at the truth?
"Suedehead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a story
Original Lyrics:
I'm so sorry
"Suedehead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so very sick of you,
I am so sick in denial
Original Lyrics:
I'm so very sickened,
I am so sickened now
"Suedehead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a bit late, bit late.
Original Lyrics:
It was a good lay, good lay.
"Suedehead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was goodly. Goodly.
Original Lyrics:
It was a good lay. Good lay.
"Suedehead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to sleep into my room
Original Lyrics:
You had to sneak into my room
"That's How People Grow Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to fall alone
Original Lyrics:
Trying to fall in love
"The Last Of The International Famous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the last of the flamers.
Original Lyrics:
I am the last of the famous.
"The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not in Central Park
Original Lyrics:
I am now a central part
"The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonder bar
Original Lyrics:
On the bar
"The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This world is full, so full of crap and whores.
Original Lyrics:
This world is full, so full of crashing bores.
"The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This world is full
So full of crashing balls.
Original Lyrics:
This world is full
So full of crashing bores.
"The Youngest Was the Most Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he turned into tequila
Original Lyrics:
And he turned into a killer
"We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, look at those go
Original Lyrics:
Oh, look at those clothes
"You Have Killed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Biscotti is me
Original Lyrics:
Visconti is me
"You're the One for Me, Fatty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All over Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
All over Battersea

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