Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Van Morrison
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There are 105 misheard song lyrics for Van Morrison on amIright currently.
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"And It Stoned Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, he lived all alone in his own little home
With a great big orange door.
With a great big orange door.
Original Lyrics:
Well, he lived all alone in his own little home
With a great big gallon jar.
With a great big gallon jar.
"Astral Weeks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a hormone high
Original Lyrics:
I got a home on high
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
B****-fight, b****-fight, b****-fight, b****!
Sha, la, la, te, da.
Sha, la, la, te, da.
Original Lyrics:
Bit by bit by bit by bit
Sha, la, la, te, da.
Sha, la, la, te, da.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bright-eyed girl
Original Lyrics:
Brown-eyed girl
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bright-eyed girl
Original Lyrics:
Brown-eyed girl
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
One eyed girl
or
Brown eyed squirrel
or
Brown eyed squirrel
Original Lyrics:
Brown eyed girl
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper Mary background loss
Sometimes overcome thinkin' about it.
Sometimes overcome thinkin' about it.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper every Back Bay, Lord
Woman comes thinkin' 'bout.
Woman comes thinkin' 'bout.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast me ever back fell out
Sometimes, I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
Sometimes, I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast my memory black Bin Laden.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats in every back fair lot,
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout it.
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout it.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Customary back pillow.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember when we used to sing
sha la la la la la la la la la like a duck
sha la la la la la la la la la like a duck
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember when we used to sing
sha la la la la la la la la la la dee da
sha la la la la la la la la la la dee da
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' down on the old man with a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down to the old mine with a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' down on the old man,
with a transistor radio
with a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine
with a transistor radio
with a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' out of your mind with a transistor radio.
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine with a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going down on the old man
With a transistor radio.
With a transistor radio.
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine
With a transistor radio.
With a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going down to the old man
With a transvestite radio.
With a transvestite radio.
Original Lyrics:
Going down the old mine
With a transistor radio.
With a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gun down the old man with a transistor radio.
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down the old mine with a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunnin' down the old man with a transistor radio.
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down the old mine with a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunnin' down the old man with a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down to the old mine with a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunning down the old man with a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine with a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunning down the old man with the transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down to the old mine with a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hay ride, don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rodrigo!
Dance with the race game!
Dance with the race game!
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
Days when the rains came.
Days when the rains came.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rodrigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rodrigo, when the rain came
Sha la la la my lucky duck
Sha la la la my lucky duck
Original Lyrics:
Hey where'd we go, when the rain came
sha la la la mi la ti da
sha la la la mi la ti da
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there amigo,
days when the rains came?
days when the rains came?
Original Lyrics:
Hey where'd we go,
on days when the rain came?
on days when the rain came?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there amigo
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there we go, on the day when the planes came.
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go, the day when the rains came?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, Amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, Amigo.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, Rodrigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey well, Amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey wet amigo
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go,
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey white amigo
Original Lyrics:
Hey why don't we go
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Ray Rodrigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Rodriego!!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey white amigo!
or
Hey Wadamigoes
or
Hey, Rodrigo
or
Hey, Rodrigo
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, we're a weirdo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where'd we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, weird amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, white amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, why don't we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey-ba-be-reeba
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughin' and a runnin' naked
Behind the stadium.
Behind the stadium.
Original Lyrics:
Laughin' and a runnin', hey hey
Behind the stadium.
Behind the stadium.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughin' and a runnin' naked
Original Lyrics:
Laughing and a-running, hey, hey.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh whatever happened
To too stayin' so slow.
To too stayin' so slow.
Original Lyrics:
Oh whatever happened
To Tuesday it's so slow.
To Tuesday it's so slow.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha la la la la la la la la la loxie doc
Original Lyrics:
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee da
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout
laughing and a running hey, hey
Behind the stadium
laughing and a running hey, hey
Behind the stadium
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout,
makin love in the green grass,
behind the stadium
makin love in the green grass,
behind the stadium
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' in a sunlight lamp,
Hide and high, the rainbows walk
Hide and high, the rainbows walk
Original Lyrics:
Standin' in the sunlight laughin',
Hidin' 'hind a rainbow's wall
Hidin' 'hind a rainbow's wall
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to goin' down on the old man
With the transistor radio?
With the transistor radio?
Original Lyrics:
Whatever happened to goin' down in the old mine
With the transistor radio?
With the transistor radio?
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You mad, brown eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
You, my brown-eyed girl.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You met a brown eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
You're my brown eyed girl.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my one-eyed girl
Original Lyrics:
You're my brown-eyed girl
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
big butt, big butt, big butt, sha la la ti da (heard at the end of the song)
Original Lyrics:
be bop be bop be bop sha la la ti da
"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper met me back there, Lord.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord.
"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere we go
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunning down the old man with a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down to the old mine with a transistor radio
"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, well, Amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky dog!
Original Lyrics:
La ti da!
"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my memory back there, gone.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tra la la la la la la la la la
Lucky duck!
Lucky duck!
Original Lyrics:
Sha la la la la la la la la la
La ti da!
La ti da!
"Brown-Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You met a brown-eyed girl.
or
You're my bright-eyed girl.
or
You're my bright-eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
You're my brown-eyed girl.
"Crazy Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it made me write checks, and it made me whole
Original Lyrics:
And it made me righteous, and it made me whole
"Crazy Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, it makes me write checks
Yes, it makes me feel whole.
Yes, it makes me feel whole.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, it makes me righteous
Yes, it makes me feel whole.
Yes, it makes me feel whole.
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead kings all go underground,
get some heavy rest
get some heavy rest
Original Lyrics:
In that case I'll go underground,
get some heavy rest
get some heavy rest
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said ohhhhh jelly roll
Roll me over, Roll me oh
Roll me over, Roll me oh
Original Lyrics:
I said oh oh Domino
Roll me over Romeo
Roll me over Romeo
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh, damelo
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh, Domino
Demelo is Spanish for 'Give it to me'.
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Domino
Domino, don't domino.
Domino, don't domino.
Original Lyrics:
I said, oh, oh Domino
Roll me over, Romeo.
Roll me over, Romeo.
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our banks are burstin'
That depends on where ever you're at
That depends on where ever you're at
Original Lyrics:
Or vice versa
That depends on where ever you're at
That depends on where ever you're at
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tommy Lowe
Original Lyrics:
Domino
"Full Force Gale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blue foreskin,
I was lifted up again
I was lifted up again
Original Lyrics:
Like a full-force gale,
I was lifted up again
I was lifted up again
"Full Force Gale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fool for a scale, I was lifted up again.
Original Lyrics:
Like a full-force gale, I was lifted up again.
"Full Force Gale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fool's foreskin, I was lifted up again.
Original Lyrics:
Like a full-force gale, I was lifted up again.
"Full Force Gale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fool's foreskin
I was lifted up again.
I was lifted up again.
Original Lyrics:
Like a full-force gale
I was lifted up again.
I was lifted up again.
"Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
C***s walking down my street.
Original Lyrics:
Comes a-walkin' down my street.
"Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo!
Original Lyrics:
Gloria!
"Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a whole lotta hair
Original Lyrics:
G-L-O-R-I-A
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in Panama
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' animal, F***in' animal
F***in' animal, Erin Go Bragh
F***in' animal, Erin Go Bragh
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven, I'm in Heaven
I'm in Heaven, when you smile.
I'm in Heaven, when you smile.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can anyone win your smile?
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven when you smile.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can anyone, How can anyone
How can anyone, let it all hang out?
How can anyone, let it all hang out?
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven, I'm in Heaven
I'm in Heaven, when you smile.
I'm in Heaven, when you smile.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I 'mo tell them all when you smile.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven when you smile.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I 'mo tell them all.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll kiss anyone.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in Hell, I am.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
Have a listen - it's probably in Gaelic!
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in anyone.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on television.
or
I'm in the lemon.
or
I'm in the legion.
or
I'm into Levon.
or
I'm in the lemon.
or
I'm in the legion.
or
I'm into Levon.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of octopus eyes
'Neath the cover of octopus eyes
Original Lyrics:
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
'Neath the cover of October skies
"Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm straight in from an arduous run.
Original Lyrics:
And straight into to my arms you must run.
"Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a wonderful night to make romance 'Neath the cover of octopus eyes
Original Lyrics:
It's a wonderful night to make romance 'Neath the cover of October skies
"Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
One Mormon Dance with you
Original Lyrics:
One more Moondance with you
"Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
One mortal dance with you, my love.
Original Lyrics:
One more moondance with you, my love.
"Moonshine Whiskey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do my taxes, sweetheart.
Original Lyrics:
She's my Texas sweetheart.
"Moonshine Whiskey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promenade down f***in' Broadway 'til the cows come home.
Original Lyrics:
Promenade down funky Broadway 'til the cows come home.
"My Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunning down the old man
With a transistor radio.
With a transistor radio.
Original Lyrics:
Going down the old mine
With a transistor radio.
With a transistor radio.
"Real Real Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
What some freaky said, you spend a dime on.
Original Lyrics:
Wilson Pickett sang 'In The Midnight Hour'.
"Steal My Heart Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please see the heather on the hill.
Original Lyrics:
We see the heather on the hill.
"Warm Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's everyperson everywhere.
Original Lyrics:
And it's everpresent everywhere.
"Wild Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wild night is boring.
Original Lyrics:
A wild night is calling.
"Wild Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild night this morning!
Original Lyrics:
A wild night is calling.
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Magic Time album at Amazon.com
The Best of Van Morrison album at Amazon.com
Moondance album at Amazon.com
Tupelo Honey album at Amazon.com
Astral Weeks album at Amazon.com
Poetic Champions Compose album at Amazon.com
Avalon Sunset album at Amazon.com
Saint Dominic's Preview album at Amazon.com
It's Too Late to Stop Now album at Amazon.com
