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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Van Morrison

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Van Morrison that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 133 misheard song lyrics for Van Morrison on amIright currently.

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"Ancient of Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't shat all day...
Original Lyrics:
Ancient of days...
"And It Stoned Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cappa mount from the camfair and the rain came pouring down
Original Lyrics:
Half a mile from the county fair and the rain came pouring down.
"And It Stoned Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, he lived all alone in his own little home
With a great big orange door.
Original Lyrics:
Well, he lived all alone in his own little home
With a great big gallon jar.
"Astral Weeks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a hormone high
Original Lyrics:
I got a home on high
"Astral Weeks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Putting on his literate shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Putting on his little red shoes.
"Blue Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jew's money, loose money
Original Lyrics:
Juice money, loose money
"Bright Side of the Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bright side of the moon
Original Lyrics:
Bright side of the road
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ch-fight, b**ch-fight, b**ch-fight, b**ch!
Sha, la, la, te, da.
Original Lyrics:
Bit by bit by bit by bit
Sha, la, la, te, da.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big butt, big butt, big butt,
Sha la la la la la
Original Lyrics:
Be bop be bop be bop
Sha la la la la la
Occurs at the end of the song.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bright-eyed girl
Original Lyrics:
Brown-eyed girl
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One eyed girl
or
Brown eyed squirrel
or
Brown eyed squirrel
Original Lyrics:
Brown eyed girl
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper Mary background lawn,
I'm overcome thinking about
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium
With you, my brown eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometime I'm overcome thinking about
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium
With you, my brown-eyed girl
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper Mary background loss
Sometimes overcome thinkin' about it.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper every Back Bay, Lord
Woman comes thinkin' 'bout.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper met me back there, Lord.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast me ever back fell out
Sometimes, I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord.
Sometimes I wanna come thinkin' 'bout...
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout...
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast my memory black Bin Laden.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats in every back fair lot,
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout it.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Customary back pillow.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember when we used to sing
sha la la la la la la la la la like a duck
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember when we used to sing
sha la la la la la la la la la la dee da
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere we go
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on down on the old man
With the transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down in the old mine
With a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' down in the old mine
With a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down the old man
With a transistor radio
The term "old man" is an expression I've heard again and again since the 1950s/60s. It is slang for "the river", as in the song "Old Man River". Pretty strange mine that has sunshine, rainbows, and waterfalls, if you ask me. :)
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' down on the old man with a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down to the old mine with a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' down on the old man,
with a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine
with a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' out of your mind with a transistor radio.
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine with a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going down on the old man
With a transistor radio.
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine
With a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going down the old mine
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down the old man with a transistor radio
Going down the old man is correct. Van Morrison lived in Boston in his early years and hiked in the White Mountains in NH where there is the famous "Old Man of the Mountain" the trail is also near the "Flume" which is famous for its waterfalls and the rainbow effect of light through its mist.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going down to the old man
With a transvestite radio.
Original Lyrics:
Going down the old mine
With a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gun down the old man with a transistor radio.
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine with a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunnin' down the old man with a transistor radio.
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine with a transistor radio.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunnin' down the old man with a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down to the old mine with a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunning down the old man with a transistor radio
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the old mine with a transistor radio
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hay ride, don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rodrigo!
Dance with the race game!
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
Days when the rains came.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rodrigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rodrigo, when the rain came
Sha la la la my lucky duck
Original Lyrics:
Hey where'd we go, when the rain came
sha la la la mi la ti da
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there Amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there amigo,
days when the rains came?
Original Lyrics:
Hey where'd we go,
on days when the rain came?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there amigo
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there we go, on the day when the planes came.
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go, the day when the rains came?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, Amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, Amigo.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, Rodrigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey well, Amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey wet amigo
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go,
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey white amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey white amigo
Original Lyrics:
Hey why don't we go
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Ray Rodrigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
This song is from 60s, not 70s. The year it came out: 1967.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Roderigo!!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Wadamigoes
or
Hey, Rodrigo
or
Hey, Rodrigo
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, we're a weirdo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where'd we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, weird amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, well, Amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, white amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, why don't we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey-ba-be-reeba
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughin' and a runnin' naked
Behind the stadium.
Original Lyrics:
Laughin' and a runnin', hey hey
Behind the stadium.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughin' and a runnin' naked
Original Lyrics:
Laughing and a-running, hey, hey.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky dog!
Original Lyrics:
La ti da!
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky dog, lucky dog.
Original Lyrics:
La dee dah, la dee dah.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what ever happened
To too stayin' so slow.
Original Lyrics:
Oh what ever happened
To Tuesday, it's so slow.
"Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha la la la la la la la la la loxie doc
Original Lyrics:
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee da
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hot, find my way.
Original Lyrics:
So hard to find my way
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout
laughing and a running hey, hey
Behind the stadium
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout,
makin love in the green grass,
behind the stadium
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' in a sunlight lamp,
Hide and high, the rainbows walk
Original Lyrics:
Standin' in the sunlight laughin',
Hidin' 'hind a rainbow's wall
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' in the sunlight lamp
Original Lyrics:
Standin' in the sunlight laughin'
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing 'neath the sunlight lamp
Original Lyrics:
Standin' in the sunlight laughin'
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing 'neath the sunlight lamp
Original Lyrics:
Standing in the sunlight laughin'
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my memory back there, gone.
Original Lyrics:
Cast my memory back there, Lord
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tra la la la la la la la la la
Lucky duck!
Original Lyrics:
Sha la la la la la la la la la
La ti da!
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You mad, brown eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
You, my brown-eyed girl.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You met a brown eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
You're my brown eyed girl.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my bright-eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
You're my brown-eyed girl.
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my one-eyed girl
Original Lyrics:
You're my brown-eyed girl
"Brown Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
they want to raise cain
Original Lyrics:
days when the rains came
"Brown-Eyed Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember when we used to say...
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember when we used to sing...
"Crazy Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it made me write checks, and it made me whole
Original Lyrics:
And it made me righteous, and it made me whole
"Crazy Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, it makes me write checks
Yes, it makes me feel whole.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, it makes me righteous
Yes, it makes me feel whole.
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead kings all go underground,
get some heavy rest
Original Lyrics:
In that case I'll go underground,
get some heavy rest
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said ohhhhh jelly roll
Roll me over, Roll me oh
Original Lyrics:
I said oh oh Domino
Roll me over Romeo
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh, damelo
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh, Domino
Demelo is Spanish for 'Give it to me'.
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Domino
Domino, don't domino.
Original Lyrics:
I said, oh, oh Domino
Roll me over, Romeo.
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our banks are burstin'
That depends on where ever you're at
Original Lyrics:
Or vice versa
That depends on where ever you're at
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our banks are bursting.
Original Lyrics:
Or vice versa.
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Proud woman is cussing
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to discuss it
"Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tommy Lowe
Original Lyrics:
Domino
"Full Force Gale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blue foreskin,
I was lifted up again
Original Lyrics:
Like a full-force gale,
I was lifted up again
"Full Force Gale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fool for a scale, I was lifted up again.
Original Lyrics:
Like a full-force gale, I was lifted up again.
"Full Force Gale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fool's foreskin, I was lifted up again.
Original Lyrics:
Like a full-force gale, I was lifted up again.
"Full Force Gale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fool's foreskin
I was lifted up again.
Original Lyrics:
Like a full-force gale
I was lifted up again.
"Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
C***s walking down my street.
Original Lyrics:
Comes a-walkin' down my street.
"Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo!
Original Lyrics:
Gloria!
"Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a whole lotta hair
Original Lyrics:
G-L-O-R-I-A
"Into the Mystic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when that fork horn blows
Original Lyrics:
And when that fog horn blows
"Into the Mystic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the mistake
Original Lyrics:
Into the mystic
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in Panama
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' animal, F***in' animal
F***in' animal, Erin Go Bragh
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven, I'm in Heaven
I'm in Heaven, when you smile.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honkin' enema
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can anyone win your smile?
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven when you smile.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can anyone, How can anyone
How can anyone, let it all hang out?
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven, I'm in Heaven
I'm in Heaven, when you smile.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I 'mo tell them all when you smile.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven when you smile.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I 'mo tell them all.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can barely walk
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll kiss anyone.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in Hell, I am.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
Have a listen - it's probably in Gaelic!
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in anyone.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Jackie Wilson Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on television.
or
I'm in the lemon.
or
I'm in the legion.
or
I'm into Levon.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Heaven.
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of octopus eyes
Original Lyrics:
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the nights magic seems to whisper Anne Heche
Original Lyrics:
All the nights magic seems to whisper and hush
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And only that's magic, seams do whisper and hush
Original Lyrics:
And all the night's magic seems to whisper and hush
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm straight in from an arduous run.
Original Lyrics:
And straight into to my arms you must run.
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a wonderful night to make romance 'Neath the cover of octopus eyes
Original Lyrics:
It's a wonderful night to make romance 'Neath the cover of October skies
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One Mormon Dance with you
Original Lyrics:
One more Moondance with you
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One mortal dance with you, my love.
Original Lyrics:
One more moondance with you, my love.
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's a marvelous night for a one dance
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's a marvelous night for abundance
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance
"Moondance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the next magic
Original Lyrics:
You know the night's magic
"Moonshine Whiskey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do my taxes, sweetheart.
Original Lyrics:
She's my Texas sweetheart.
"Moonshine Whiskey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promenade down f***in' Broadway 'til the cows come home.
Original Lyrics:
Promenade down funky Broadway 'til the cows come home.
"Real Real Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
What some freaky said, you spend a dime on.
Original Lyrics:
Wilson Pickett sang 'In The Midnight Hour'.
"Saint Dominic's Preview"
Misheard Lyrics:
Across the street from Cathedral Meltdown.
Original Lyrics:
Across the street from Cathedral Notre Dame.
"Saint Dominic's Preview"
Misheard Lyrics:
The record company has made funny wine.
Original Lyrics:
The record company has paid out for the wine.
"Steal My Heart Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please see the heather on the hill.
Original Lyrics:
We see the heather on the hill.
"Warm Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's everyperson everywhere.
Original Lyrics:
And it's everpresent everywhere.
"Warm Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's seven feathers everywhere,
And seven feathers everywhere,
It's warm love
Original Lyrics:
And it's ever-present everywhere,
And it's ever-present everywhere,
It's warm love
"Wild Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wild night is boring.
Original Lyrics:
A wild night is calling.
"Wild Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wild night this morning
Original Lyrics:
The wild night is calling
"Wild Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild night this morning!
Original Lyrics:
A wild night is calling.
"Wild Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild rice is falling
Original Lyrics:
The wild night is calling

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