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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Freddie Mercury

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Freddie Mercury that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 35 misheard song lyrics for Freddie Mercury on amIright currently.

There are also Freddie Mercury misheard lyrics stories also available.

"Foolin' Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
You masterbate.
Original Lyrics:
You masquerade.
"I Was Born to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the blazing, feeling, called me through
Original Lyrics:
An amazing feeling, coming through
"I Was Born to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the crazy, feeling, called me through
Original Lyrics:
An amazing feeling, coming through
"I Was Born to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the lazing, feeling, called me through
Original Lyrics:
An amazing feeling, coming through
"I Was Born to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the racing, feeling, called me through
Original Lyrics:
An amazing feeling, coming through
"I Was Born to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was gone, toodle-oo
Original Lyrics:
I was born to love you
"I Was Born to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Osbourne to love you
Original Lyrics:
I was born to love you
"I Was Born to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Ross Brawn to love you
Original Lyrics:
I was born to love you
"In My Defence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a seagull with a song.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a singer with a song.
"In My Defence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've caught a dickweed
Original Lyrics:
I'm caught in between
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
B.O, eh, eh
Original Lyrics:
De do De De
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beetle Bailey, Beetle Bailey,
I don't have the time for no monkey business
Original Lyrics:
Be do ba dee, be do ba dee,
I don't have the time for no monkey business
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be some good times I had
Original Lyrics:
Got to be some good times ahead
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to beat some bums on the head.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be some good times ahead.
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to beat some gits on the head.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be some good times ahead.
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to beat some git on the head.
Original Lyrics:
There's got to be some good times ahead.
[Ed.'s note: The song was sung solo by Mercury, even though it was from Queen's 'Greatest Hits III'.]
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little old lady, little old lady
I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah
Got to bash some git on the head.
Original Lyrics:
Dee do de de dee do de de
I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah
Got to be some good times ahead .
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in my urn
Original Lyrics:
Living on my own
Freddie is also heard to sing 'Wee old ladies, wee old ladies' several times during the same song
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean old Eddie.
or
Dear old Eddie.
or
A mean old lady!
Original Lyrics:
De do De De
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean old ladies, mean old ladies
I don't have the time for no monkey business.
Original Lyrics:
Be do ba dee, be do ba dee
I don't have the time for no monkey business.
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean old lady, Mean old lady!
I get so lonely lonely lonely
Got to be some good times ahead.
Original Lyrics:
Dee do de de dee do de de
I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah
Got to be some good times ahead.
Editor's note: This song was recorded by Freddie as a solo artist, not with the rest of his band Queen. Therefore it should be credited solely to him.
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel I'm always walking to bed
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast
"Living On My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Video edit
Original Lyrics:
De do De De
"Living on My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat already, beat already doododa baton!
Original Lyrics:
De do De De
"Living on My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat on Enid
Original Lyrics:
De do De De
"Living on My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be some guitar : the hair!
Original Lyrics:
Got to be some good times ahead
"Living on My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get so no nee no nee no nee no nee yeah,
Got to put some meat on my head
Original Lyrics:
I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah,
Got to be some good times ahead
"Living on My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast, slow down, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast, so lonely
"Living on My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel my body gives me a warning
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel nobody gives me no warning
"Love Kills"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a living bastard ruining your heart line
Original Lyrics:
It's just a living pastime ruling your heart line
"The Great Pretender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes, I'm the great defender
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
"The Great Pretender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes, I'm the great green Teddy Bear
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
"There Must Be More To Life Than This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm doing coke
Original Lyrics:
How do we cope?
"There Must Be More to Life Than This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm doing coke in the world without love
Original Lyrics:
How do we cope in a world without love?
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all must plan our hugs together
Original Lyrics:
We all must plan our hopes together

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