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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Marillion that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 25 misheard song lyrics for Marillion on amIright currently.

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"100 Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
The irony just knocks me up.
Original Lyrics:
The irony just knocks me out.
"Afraid Of Sunlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All your beers and tired excuses.
Original Lyrics:
All your Byzantine excuses.
"An Accidental Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born to wear the corsets.
Original Lyrics:
I was born to worthy causes.
"An Accidental Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ask me if I'm happy
I only wish I knew
'Cause a Penis is not something
That I ever learned to do'
Original Lyrics:
You ask me if I'm happy
I only wish I knew
'Cause happiness is not something
That I ever learned to do'
"Assassin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the assassin, my toe fungus is immense.
Original Lyrics:
I am the assassin, with tongue forged from eloquence.
"Childhood's End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you realize that you could have gone back to her?
Original Lyrics:
Do you realize that you give it on back to her?
"Cover My Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the girl and the chicken at the end of the bar
Original Lyrics:
Like the girl overtaking in the open car
"Cover My Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the girl you're protecting in the open car.
Original Lyrics:
Like the girl overtaking in the open car.
"Heart of Lothian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White boys, white boys, white boys,
Born with hearts of Lothian
Original Lyrics:
Wide boys, wide boys, wide boys,
Born with hearts of Lothian
"Heart of Lothian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild boys, wild boys, wild boys,
Born with hearts of loathing
Original Lyrics:
Wide boys, wide boys, wide boys,
Born with hearts of Lothian
"Kayleigh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolates melting on a playground wall.
Original Lyrics:
Chalk hearts melting on a playground wall.
"Kayleigh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember Donny's skates from nudist college halls
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
"Kayleigh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember bird food on the lawn with shooting stars
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars
"Kayleigh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayleigh, is it too late to say I'm Sally?
Original Lyrics:
Kayleigh, is it too late to say I'm sorry?
"Kayleigh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayleigh, is it too late to see your sunny?
Original Lyrics:
Kayleigh, is it too late to say I'm sorry?
"Kayleigh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayleigh, oh I never thought I'd miss you
And Kayleigh I thought that we'd always be French
Original Lyrics:
Kayleigh, oh I never thought I'd miss you
And Kayleigh I thought that we'd always be friends
"Kayleigh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayleigh
I just want you to say 'I'm sorry!'
Original Lyrics:
Kayleigh
Is it too late to say I'm sorry?
"Kayleigh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayleigh
I thought it was spaghetti in your hair.
Original Lyrics:
Kayleigh
I thought it was confetti in your hair.
"Kayleigh"
Misheard Lyrics:
To hear you've found another lover
To patch up a broken bone
Original Lyrics:
To hear you've found another lover
To patch up our broken home
"Lavender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you you for your love?
Are you you for your love?
Original Lyrics:
I.O.U. For your love.
I.O.U. For your love.
"Man Of A Thousand Faces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at my life and it looks like C & A.
Original Lyrics:
I look at my life and it looks like CNN.
A decent song off an otherwise patchy album, 'This Strange Engine'. It was their first in the UK for Castle after quitting EMI.
"Man Of A Thousand Faces"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see my face in the stones in the parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
You see my face in the stones of the Parthenon.
"The Incubus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm remoting your eye.
Original Lyrics:
I, the mote in your eye.
"The Uninvited Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the battle with your bad grip
Original Lyrics:
I'm the Banquo at your banquet
"Wave/Mad (Brave)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold your breasts
'Til you feel it begin.
Original Lyrics:
Hold your breath
'Til you feel it begin.

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