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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Japan

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Japan that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 25 misheard song lyrics for Japan on amIright currently.

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"Adolescent Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on up get on up
Taking my china!
Original Lyrics:
Get on up get on up
Take it much higher!
"Adolescent Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up, get up, d*** in v****a.
or
Get up, get up, ticket to China.
Original Lyrics:
Get up, get up, take it much higher.
"Adolescent Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grown up, grown up
Takin' my child.
Original Lyrics:
Get on up, get on up
Take it much higher!
"Adolescent Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovers etiquette make love on first impression
And a doll isn't sex with juvenile intentions.
Original Lyrics:
Lovers etiquette make love on first impression
And adolescent sex with juvenile intentions.
"Adolescent Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you're out on the street
With your lover's infections
Count impossibilities by lamination
And your body still damp
From your one-room apartment
And your heartache reminds me
Love's not in any doubt
You submerge again, emerge again
Just get out the strain!
Original Lyrics:
When you're out on the street
With your lover's infections
Counting possibilities by elimination
And your body's still damp
From your one room apartment
And your heartache remains then
Love's not the antidote
You submerge again, emerge again
Just get on the street!
"Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking away without a cure
Boys on the stairs disgust me
Somebody walks my way.
Original Lyrics:
Walking away without a care
The noise on the stairs disturbs me
Somebody walks my way.
"Automatic Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another lobster breaks on the carpet.
Original Lyrics:
Another lifestyle breaks on the carpet.
"Cantonese Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kens, the tea boy
Original Lyrics:
Cantonese boy
"European Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am, you're up here, son.
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, European Son.
"European Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody wants to b*** you, extraordinary toy!
Original Lyrics:
Somebody wants to know, an ordinary boy.
"Gentlemen Take Polaroids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a girl about town I'd like to know
I'd like to spend the night with you.
Original Lyrics:
There's a girl about town I'd like to know
I'd like to slip away with you.
"Ghosts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The goats of my life
Original Lyrics:
The ghosts of my life
"Life In Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another pickle heads for sunset.
Original Lyrics:
Another vehicle heads for sunset.
"Life In Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another picklehead's full sunset
No other crowd will dance, will you?
Original Lyrics:
Another vehicle heads for sunset
No other providence will do.
"Love Is Infectious"
Misheard Lyrics:
She carries love in a carry-on bag.
Original Lyrics:
She carries love in a carrier bag.
"Methods of Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is a nude is it?
Original Lyrics:
It's a new design.
"Methods of Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then out of curtain, you're here by me.
Original Lyrics:
Then out of the blue, you're here by me.
"My New Career" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they say down South,
that someone sat on my hometown.
Original Lyrics:
Well they say down South,
the sun won't set on my hometown.
"Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll say the weather's due but relax by the.
Original Lyrics:
She'll say the weather's dim but relax my love.
"The Art Of Parties" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the heavy weather
Original Lyrics:
Under heavy weather
"The Art of Parties" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I was young
Once I was smart
Now I'm living on the edge of my noose.
Original Lyrics:
Once I was young
Once I was smart
Now I'm living on the edge of my nerves.
"The Unconventional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take position, you'll never make a stand.
Original Lyrics:
Take position, and love will take a stand.
"Transmission" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll break your heart over eBay.
Original Lyrics:
Don't break your heart over me baby.
"Transmission" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't escape transmission
Virility, no sympathy.
Original Lyrics:
Your confiscating transmission
Of liberty, no sympathy.
"Visions Of China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing to say, nothing to be
Original Lyrics:
We walk backwards, say nothing.

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