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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hot Chocolate that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 124 misheard song lyrics for Hot Chocolate on amIright currently.

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"Disco Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
No blanket talking, you're talking to yourself
Original Lyrics:
No point in talking, you're talking to yourself
"Emma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma, Emma Emily
Original Lyrics:
Emma, Emma Emmaline
"Emma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma, Emma Everly
Original Lyrics:
Emma, Emma Emmaline
"Emma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma, Emma ebony
Original Lyrics:
Emma, Emma Emmaline
"Every 1's A Winner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every 1's a winner, baby
That's the life.
Original Lyrics:
Every 1's a winner, baby
That's no lie.
"Every 1's a Winner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every 1's a Weiner
Original Lyrics:
Every 1's a winner
"It Started With A Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
It started with a cyst.
Original Lyrics:
It started with a kiss.
"It Started With A Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
It started with the kids.
Original Lyrics:
It started with a kiss.
"So You Win Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're gunned down, you'll win again.
Original Lyrics:
When you come back, you win again.
"What Kinda Boy You're Lookin' For, Girl?"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say I'm not your kind
They say that I should take you from behind.
Original Lyrics:
They say I'm not your kind
They say that I should take you from my mind.
"What Kinda Boy You're Lookin' For, Girl?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What kinda girl ya looking for, Gail?
Original Lyrics:
What kinda boy you're looking for, Girl?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alle lieben Mirko. ('Everybody loves Mirko' in German.)
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you bleeding mental
Where's your car, you sexy thing?
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you bleeding mental
Where's your car, you sexy thing?
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harvey is a milko.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am being knuckled
And it's wrong
You sexy demon
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I beileve in milk 'em.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe America.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I'm American!
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I'm Erica
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I'm mental.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe empirical
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in America.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Bilko.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Erkel
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Macow
Where you from,
You said silvane
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Mail call.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Mal Co.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Malcolm.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Malcolm
Wear your bra
You sexy thing.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from?
You sexy thing.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Malcom.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Mecca
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Mel Co
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Melcho
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Melco
Original Lyrics:
I believe in Miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Merck, oh
Since you came along
You plexi glass.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Michael
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Midol.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milco
Wear a bra, you sexy thing.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milk Bones.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milk-Duds
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milka.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
For those who don't know: Milka is a well-known chocolate in Europe. And the artist is called Hot Chocolate. So it was easy to understand "I believe in Milka".
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milkfuls
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milko. Where are you from?
She sucks her veins.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles. Where are you from?
You sexy thing.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milko.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
editor's note: The name of this song is "You Sexy Thing", not "I Believe In Miracles."
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milkos
La, la, la
You pixie string.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milkos
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milko
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Mirko.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Ronco.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Urkel.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Velcro
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Yoko
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in billy goats
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in knuckles
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in mackerels.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in mail call, wear your bra, you sexy thing
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles, where ya from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in male call.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in male calls.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in mangoes.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in marigolds
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in me, oh.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in mecos
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Mecos is a Spanish word for semen.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in merry colds
What is wrong?
You sent me rings.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in mil-co
Original Lyrics:
I belive in miracles
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this: The name of this song is NOT "I Believe in Miracles." It is called "You Sexy Thing"! Too many people have misidentified it, without looking at the liner notes or doing their research.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk cows.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk holes.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk holes
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this: You have made two fails. First off, the name of the song is "You Sexy Thing", NOT "I Believe in Miracles." Secondly, it came out in the year 1975, not 1980-anything.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk oh wear your bra you sexy thing
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk toast.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk, oh!
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk-balls.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk-o's
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milkbones
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milkmaids.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milko's
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milko
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milquetoast
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
Where're you from, you sexy plane?
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
Where're you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Since you came along...you said some things
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Since you came along...you sexy thing
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Wear your bra, you sexy thing.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
When you wear your bra, you sexy thing.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from, you Mexican?
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where's the rum
You sexy thing?
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where's your bra, you sexy thing?
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in mirrorballs.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in mocha
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in moo cows
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in mucus
Where'd you go, you sexless thing
You sexless thing you?
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where are from, you sexy thing
You sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in my cause.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in my cause
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in my uncles.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in nickels.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in no cause.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in no clothes.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in sinkholes
In a van.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in velcro
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in vinegar.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that Malcom
Where's a bra? Ya sexy thang!
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where ya from? Ya sexy thing!
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe we'll milk 'em
Ray Barone.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from?
This song predates Everybody Loves Raymond by a couple decades, but there could still have been a *real* person with the name Ray Barone, just not famous.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't even milk her
by the bra you sexy thing
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
where ya from you sexy thing
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like evil monkeys
Wear your bra
You're sixty-eight.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from?
You sexy thing.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like milk and cereal
Since you came along
You sexy thing
You sexy thing.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
You sexy thing.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you eating milko's
when you came along
you sexy thing
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
since you came along
you sexy thing
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be leaving America
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be leaving Malcolm
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm The Man From U.N.C.L.E
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been drinking Milko.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been eating marigolds.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been eating milk toast.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
New saxophone
Original Lyrics:
You sexy thing
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh balee in mucko
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear your bra! You sexy thing.
Original Lyrics:
Where ya from? You sexy thing.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear your bra, you sexy thing.
Original Lyrics:
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear your bra, you sexy thing
Original Lyrics:
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is wrong, you sexy thang
Original Lyrics:
Where ya from, you sexy thing
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where you front
Original Lyrics:
Where are you from?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's your bra, you sexy thing?
Original Lyrics:
Where you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's your bra?
Original Lyrics:
Where you from?
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't we leave in your car?
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You cellophane
Original Lyrics:
You sexy thing
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You saxophone
Original Lyrics:
You sexy thing
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You suck that thang.
Original Lyrics:
You sexy thing
"You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pain.
Original Lyrics:
You sexy thing

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