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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Faith Hill that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 51 misheard song lyrics for Faith Hill on amIright currently.

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"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught up in the crotch
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in the touch
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught up in the crutch
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in the touch
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe, squashing over me
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe, it's washing over me
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
Squashing all the bees.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
It's washing over me.
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you breed
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you pee
It's washing over me
Suddenly I'm melting into poo.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
It's washing over me
Suddenly, I'm melting into you.
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel your brains
Squashing on my knee.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
Falling over me.
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can smell your feet.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe.
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brie
Original Lyrics:
Just breathe.
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just pee,
in I way I know my poop is draining down
Original Lyrics:
Just breathe,
In a way I know my heart is breaking up
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
And not just a little.
Original Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
And not just the tittle.
Original Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Die just a little.
Original Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I came, not wanting, nothing in return
Original Lyrics:
I gave, now I want, something in return
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave no money or something in return.
Original Lyrics:
I gave, now I'm wanting something in return.
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave no money
Somethin' in return.
Original Lyrics:
I gave now I'm wanting
Somethin' in return.
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear your goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you're doing fine.
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If your love could be caged, honey I would hold the key
And conceal it underneath the pineapple tree.
Original Lyrics:
If your love could be caged, honey I would hold the key
And conceal it underneath the pile of lies you handed me.
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If your love could be caged, honey I would hold the key
And conceal it underneath the powdered glass you've given me
If you'd hunt your life - baby all you'd ever find
Would be all you'd have to know: you need to be mine
or
If you'd hunt those lights - baby all you'd ever find
That'd be all you'd have to know; you need to be thine.
Original Lyrics:
If your love could be caged, honey I would hold the key
And conceal it underneath the pile of lies you handed me
And you'd hunt and those lies - they'd be all you'd ever find
And that'd be all you'd have to know for me to be fine.
"Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The pot of lies you handed me.
Original Lyrics:
The pile of lies you handed me.
"Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kept bumping into that mystery
God plunked deep down inside of me
Original Lyrics:
Kept bumping into that misery
Locked up deep down inside of me
"Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'd get lost in a moment pairing weakness with emotion
Original Lyrics:
When I'd get lost in a momentary weakness of emotion
"If My Heart Had Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though it ain't easy, I peer in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Lord, it ain't easy out here in the dark
"Let Me Let Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took this strange city you're shining
Original Lyrics:
The lights of this strange city are shining
"Let Me Let Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is for the best, why are you stealing my heart
You're stealing my soul, let me let go
Original Lyrics:
If this is for the best, why are you still in my heart
Are you still in my soul, let me let go
"One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One, let's break it into two
Original Lyrics:
One is breaking into two
"Someone Else's Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she was a secret dinosaur in '68.
Original Lyrics:
She still has the sequined gown she wore in '68.
"Take Me As I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need a plate of roses
Original Lyrics:
I don't need a bed of roses
"The Secret Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret of a life is in every man's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
The secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes.
"The Secret of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cigarette life
Original Lyrics:
The secret of life
"The Way You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not right, it's not fair
What you're missing is your hair.
Original Lyrics:
It's not right, it's not fair
What you are missing over there.
"There You'll Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'm oh so much to you
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I owe so much to you
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight
With a good heart, soft touch, nice toes
Original Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight
With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart,
soft touch, french toast
Original Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart,
soft touch, fast horse
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart
Soft touch, French toast.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart
Soft touch, fast horse.
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight
With a good heart, soft touch, fast toes.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight
With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse.
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Biscuits, biscuits, Country Crock.
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss, centrifugal.
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Biscuits, biscuits
Inedible
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
Centrifugal.
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Biscuits, biscuits
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's centrifugal motion
Original Lyrics:
It's that pivotal moment
BOTH ARE CORRECT LYRICS
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's kids! It's kids!
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss!
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's perpetual blitz
Original Lyrics:
It's perpetual bliss
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the way you hug me.
Original Lyrics:
It's the way you love me.
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kid Cross can kiss
On top a table.
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
Unstoppable.
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nits nits, nits nits
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nits, nits, nits, nits, they're wonderful.
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss, cintrifical.
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tisk, tisk, tisk, tisk!
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"Where Are You, Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not with Sanyo
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the same one
"Where Are You, Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My world is changing
On rearranging
Original Lyrics:
My world is changing
I'm rearranging
"Wild One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was three years old on a dance with me
Original Lyrics:
She was three years old on her daddy's knee

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