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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Faith Hill's, "Breathe"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
Squashing all the bees.
The Real Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
It's washing over me.
The Story: My daughter used to sing this in the car at the top of her lungs when she was seven. - Submitted by: Terri
Faith Hill's, "Breathe"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you sneeze your snot all over me.
The Real Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe it's washing over me.
The Story: I was at an audition for a musical. I sang it wrong and the judges were cracking up. When I was done they told me I sang the wrong words and they told me what it was! I still got a part though! - Submitted by: Becca
Faith Hill's, "Someone Else's Dream"
The Misheard Lyrics:
She said she was a secret dinosaur in '68.
The Real Lyrics:
She still has the sequined gown she wore in '68.
The Story: My sister was listening to this song on her headphones in the backseat of the car, and she was singing along so softly that I misheard her and burst out laughing. - Submitted by: Frann
Faith Hill's, "This Kiss"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Biscuits, biscuits
The Real Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
The Story: We were sitting and work, and my friend (definately a non-country music type person) looked and me and asked why that girls was singing about her biscuits, thinking that was some slang term for a part of her anatomy. Didn't think anything of it, till I heard it on the next chorus. - Submitted by: Tilo Baisden
Faith Hill's, "This Kiss"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss c***s, kiss c***s, it's flippy, ya'll.
The Real Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss, cintrifical.
The Story: I never really thought Faith Hill was dirty. When I heard they lyrics I gasped. When I found out my error, I submitted them here. - Submitted by: Fannie
Faith Hill's, "Where Are You, Christmas?"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My world is changing
On rearranging
The Real Lyrics:
My world is changing
I'm rearranging
The Story: The song was originally titled "Christmas, Why Can't I Find You?", but Faith Hill titled this song "Where Are You, Christmas?" as being featured in the 2000 film How the Grinch Stole Christmas!. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
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