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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for George Harrison that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although she's a dove
Original Lyrics:
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although she's a ghost
Original Lyrics:
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although she's a girl
Original Lyrics:
All those years ago
Written in memory of John Lennon (1940-1980).
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although she's a goat
Original Lyrics:
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll always lift up to you.
Original Lyrics:
And I've always looked up to you.
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said not a friend to you.
Original Lyrics:
I sent out a prayer to you.
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said not a prayer to you.
Original Lyrics:
I sent out a prayer to you.
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shot and all about, all up
While they cheated you like a dog
or
I'm shot and all about a love
While they treated you like a duck
or
I'm shoppin' all about a love
While they cheated you like a duck
Original Lyrics:
I'm shouting all about love
While they treated you like a dog
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a battery heap
Original Lyrics:
Living in a bad dream
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oma, she's a girl
Original Lyrics:
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more tear to go
Original Lyrics:
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
They don't act with much on a stick
But you point the way to the tooth
When you say all you need is love
or
They don't act with much on a steeper Jew
But the way to the Jews
Wouldn't you say all you need is luck
Original Lyrics:
They don't act with much honesty
But you point the way to the truth
When you say all you need is love
"All Those Years Ago"
Misheard Lyrics:
While they G.D. like a dog
Original Lyrics:
While they treated you like a dog
I won't say what G.D. stands for because I think you already know what it stands for, and it's very vulgar.
"Any Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't know where you're going
Annie Roll will take you there.
or
If you don't know where you're going
Penny Road will take you there.
or
If you don't know where you're going
Enron will take you there.
Original Lyrics:
If you don't know where you're going
Any road will take you there.
"Any Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are no ages, there is no size.
Original Lyrics:
There are no edges, there is no sides.
"Bangla Desh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farm the dead, farm the dead
Original Lyrics:
Bangla Desh, Bangla Desh
"Bangla Desh"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got to really bomb the dead.
Original Lyrics:
We've got to relieve Bangla Desh.
"Beware Of Darkness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware of dog mess
Original Lyrics:
Beware of darkness
"Beware Of Darkness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take care, beware
Of farts that linger.
Original Lyrics:
Take care, beware
Of thoughts that linger.
"Beware Of Darkness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out now
Take curly wurly thoughts that linger.
Original Lyrics:
Watch out low
Take care beware of thoughts that linger.
"Beware of Darkness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware of fondling swingers
Original Lyrics:
Beware of falling swingers
"Brainwashed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brainwashed by the Taliban
Original Lyrics:
Brainwashed by the satellite
"Brainwashed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brainwashed by the footsie.
Original Lyrics:
Brainwashed by the FTSE.
FTSE is the British version of the New York Stock Exchange.
"Brainwashed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brainwashed under the dress
Original Lyrics:
Brainwashed under duress
"Brainwashed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's worse than Nicorette.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's worse than ignorance.
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Evil nose does not speak
Original Lyrics:
He who knows does not speak
"Cloud 9"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bail out should there be P M S
Original Lyrics:
Bail out should there be a mess
"Crackerbox Palace"
Misheard Lyrics:
And standing in between the mall I met a Mr. Gripe
or
And standing in between their moms I met a Mr. Christ
Original Lyrics:
And standing in between them all I met a Mr. Greif
George Harrison actually did meet George Greif, who invited him to Crackerbox Palace.
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I began to sleep before you.
Original Lyrics:
I became too slippery for you.
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a blue boob.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a blue moon.
"Devil's Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog sh*t, Dog sh*t!
Original Lyrics:
Gossip, gossip!
"Devil's Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God s**t, God s**t
Original Lyrics:
Gossip, gossip
"Devil's Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God sh*t! God sh*t!
Original Lyrics:
Gossip, gossip!
"Devil's Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God sh*t, God sh*t!
Original Lyrics:
Gossip, gossip!
"Devil's Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God sinned, God sinned.
Original Lyrics:
Gossip, gossip!
"Devil's Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got sh*t, Got sh*t!
Original Lyrics:
Gossip, gossip!
"Devil's Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got zip, got zip
Original Lyrics:
Gossip, gossip
"Devil's Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta see it, gotta see it
Original Lyrics:
Gossip, gossip
"Devil's Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah...God's hip...God's hip...oh yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah...gossip...gossip...oh yeah.
"Ding Dong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring out the old ring in the nude
Wring out the fall string in the Jew
Original Lyrics:
Ring out the old ring in the new
Ring out the false ring in the true
"Ding Dong"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got Vivaldi in the mood
We got Tchaikovsky in the groove
Original Lyrics:
Ring out the old ring in the new
Ring out the false ring in the true
"Do You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tina Turner
Original Lyrics:
Do you love me?
singers
"Far East Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't let him down
He's a policeman
or
I can't let him drive
He's a policeman
Original Lyrics:
I can't let him drown
He's a far east man
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me freezer burn.
Original Lyrics:
Keep me free from birth.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me lice, give me life
Original Lyrics:
Give me light, give me life
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me lies
Give me lies
Original Lyrics:
Give me light
Give me life
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me love, give me love
Keep me free from birds.
Original Lyrics:
Give me light, give me life
Keep me free from birth.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me trees and birds.
Original Lyrics:
Keep me free from birth.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep me free as a bird.
Original Lyrics:
Keep me free from birth.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to touch a creature with Han Solo.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to touch and reach you with heart and soul.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please take hold of my hat
That I might understand you.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please take hold of my hand
That I might understand you.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me piss on Earth
Original Lyrics:
Give me peace on Earth
"Give Me Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to turn to you with heart and soul
Original Lyrics:
Trying to touch and reach you with heart and soul
"Gone Troppo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time you know I've gone choc-o
or
It's time you know I'm Count Choc-o
Original Lyrics:
It's time you know I've gone troppo
"Gone Troppo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plant me in the hell a coma
Original Lyrics:
Plant me in the heliconia
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A girlfriend might sit on you
Original Lyrics:
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A whole lotta splendid money
Original Lyrics:
A whole lotta spendin' money
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out, for my cell on you
or
God my mind sailed to you
or
Get up or I'll sit on you
or
Back up, I might set on you
or
Back up, I might set on you
Original Lyrics:
I've got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back up, I might sit on you.
Original Lyrics:
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up, I might sit on you.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I caught my mind, shame on you.
or
Ike out for my cell on you.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got by myself on you.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my mom to sit on you.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my, my sail on you
Original Lyrics:
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know from the top of my tootie.
Original Lyrics:
I know if I put my mind to it.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my my scent on you
Original Lyrics:
I've got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out, I might sit on you.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look up, I might sit on you.
Original Lyrics:
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh God, my mom sat on you!
Original Lyrics:
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack up, I might sail on you.
Original Lyrics:
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Governor might sail on you.
Original Lyrics:
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it, watch out
Original Lyrics:
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it right child
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, I might sit on you
Original Lyrics:
I've got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, I might spit on you
Original Lyrics:
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up Mama, sail on through!
Original Lyrics:
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's gonna take your mommy
Original Lyrics:
Well it's gonna take money
"Hong Kong Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need somebody to carry me home to San Francisco
And marry my buddy there
Original Lyrics:
Need somebody to carry me home to San Francisco
And bury my body there
A Hoagy Carmichael cover
"I Dig Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love d**k.
Original Lyrics:
I love dig.
"I Dig Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Manic love
or
Panic love
or
Atlantic love
or
Pneumatic love
Original Lyrics:
I dig love.
"I Dig Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Planet Love
Original Lyrics:
I dig love.
"I Really Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you do me like a dude?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you do me like you do?
Cover of a Stereos song (1961)
"I've Got My Mind Set On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, I might sit on you
Wake up, I might spit on you
Original Lyrics:
I've got my mind set on you
I've got my mind set on you
"Isn't It A Pity?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it a pity
Isn't it a shame
How we break each other's hearts
And call each other names?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it a pity
Isn't it a shame
How we break each other's hearts
And cause each other pain?
"Isn't It A Pity?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it real s****y?
Doesn't it just suck?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it a pity?
Isn't it a shame?
"Living In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pierce my body like a cop.
Original Lyrics:
Use my body like a car.
"Looking For My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Licking for my life.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for my life.
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A red crystal, a red crystal
Crystal crystal, I read The Hobbit
Original Lyrics:
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry kissed ya, Harry kissed ya,
Kissed ya kissed ya, Harry Harry
Original Lyrics:
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell cheese!
Original Lyrics:
Tasmayi shree!
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I only knew you
Original Lyrics:
Hallelujah!
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marijuana
Original Lyrics:
Hare Rama
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
It's not Christmas,
Holly Holly!
Original Lyrics:
Hare Krishna,
Hare Krishna,
Krishna Krishna,
Hare Hare!
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister Krishna
Original Lyrics:
Krishna, krishna
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monte Carlo
Original Lyrics:
Hare rama
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love
My sweet love
Original Lyrics:
My Lord
My sweet Lord
"My Sweet Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sweet load
Original Lyrics:
My sweet Lord
"Mystical One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm happier than a wheel of cheese
Original Lyrics:
I'm happier than a willow tree
"Mystical One"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mystical one-eyed nude
Original Lyrics:
The mystical one I knew
"Never Get Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're warned: the coldest feet
Can kill me in my heat
or
You're warned: those coal dust feet
Can cook me in the heat
or
You want the cool dust feet
Come kill me in my heat
Original Lyrics:
You warm the coldest feet
Can cool me in my heat
"P2 Vatican Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I swallowed three hamburgers each Saturday night.
Original Lyrics:
One Our Father, three Hail Marys each Saturday night.
"P2 Vatican Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even mentioned it to my local police
Original Lyrics:
Even mentioned it to my local priest
"Pisces Fish"
Misheard Lyrics:
His mad cows are being purred to sleep.
Original Lyrics:
His mad cows are being put to sleep.
"Pisces Fish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rowers colliding on the river.
Original Lyrics:
Rowers gliding on the river.
"Pisces Fish"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can only find them in the deep asylum.
Original Lyrics:
You can only find them in the deepest silence.
"Rising Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the avenue of singles
or
On the avenue of singers
Original Lyrics:
On the avenue of sinners
"Rising Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Universal pain inside your DNA.
Original Lyrics:
Universe at play inside your DNA.
"Run So Far"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow escape
Original Lyrics:
There's no escape.
"Stuck Inside A Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a chameleon
or
Maybe I'm a Canadian
or
Maybe I'm a commuter.
Original Lyrics:
Only I can hear me.
"Stuck Inside A Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only God can hear me.
Original Lyrics:
Only I can hear me.
"Sue Me, Sue You Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You screw me, and I'll screw you.
Original Lyrics:
You sue me, and I'll sue you.
"Teardrops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap drugs, I've had my share
Original Lyrics:
Teardrops, I've had my share
"The Art Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing in this life that I've been trying
Can equal or surpass the odds of dying.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing in this life that I've been trying
Can equal or surpass the art of dying.
"The Lord Loves The One (That Loves The Lord)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all setting out with adjectives in mind.
Original Lyrics:
We're all setting out with objectives in mind.
"This Guitar (Can't Keep From Crying)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bass guitar kept me from crying or Bass guitar can't keep from crying or This guitar kept me from crying
Original Lyrics:
This guitar can't keep from crying
"This Is Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Helping asshole to remember what we came here for
or
Hoping asshole do remember what we came here for
or
Happiness I'll do, remember what we came here for
Original Lyrics:
Helping us all to remember what we came here for
"This Is Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Love kisses, la la la la la
Original Lyrics:
This is love, this is la la la la love
"This Is Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is luck
Original Lyrics:
This is love
"Unconsciousness Rules"
Misheard Lyrics:
You go out on the stage
or
Eagled out on the stage
Original Lyrics:
Ego'd out on the stage
"Wah-Wah"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know how silly life can be.
Original Lyrics:
And I know how sweet life can be.
"Wake Up My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much chocolate gets me crazed.
Original Lyrics:
Too much darkness gets me crazed.
"What Is Life?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I try my best to make everything obscene.
Original Lyrics:
Then I'll try my best to make everything succeed
"What Is Life?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I know, I can do
If I give my love now to every who're like you.
Original Lyrics:
What I know, I can do
If I give my love now to everyone like you.
"What Is Life?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who am I without you, Mama-san?
Original Lyrics:
Who am I without you by my side?
"What Is Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme some love, back to me
Original Lyrics:
If it's not love that you need
"When We Was Fab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back when we was fag
Original Lyrics:
Back when we was fab
Should actually be "When We Were Fab" since it's bad grammar.
"When We Was Fab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back when we was fat.
Original Lyrics:
Back when we was fab.
"When We Was Fab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time ago when we was fat
Original Lyrics:
Long time ago when we were fab
"When We Was Fab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The microscopes that magnified the tears started once and on
Original Lyrics:
The microscopes that magnified the tears studied warts and all
"When We Was Fab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we was f*gs
Original Lyrics:
When we was fab

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