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There are 50 misheard song lyrics for Calvin Harris on amIright currently.
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"Acceptable In The 80s"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got hugs for you
If you were bored in the 80s, the 80s.
If you were bored in the 80s, the 80s.
Original Lyrics:
I've got love for you
If you were born in the 80s, the 80s.
If you were born in the 80s, the 80s.
"Acceptable in the 80s"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got post for you if you were born in the 80s, the 80s
Original Lyrics:
I got hugs for you if you were born in the 80s, the 80s
"Cash Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're holding on
'Cause elf was never damned for me
'Cause elf was never damned for me
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm holdin' on
Myself was never enough for me
Myself was never enough for me
"Feels (feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be afraid to catch fish
Original Lyrics:
Don't be afraid to catch feels
"Feels (feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you and skinny bitch feels
Original Lyrics:
I know you ain't scared to catch feels
"Feels (feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a mint to rethink and know this moment I owe
Original Lyrics:
I need a mental receipt to know this moment I owe
"Feels (feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper (hey hi), sucker for your knob, er
Original Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper (hey hi), sucker for your love, oh (yes)
"Feels (feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper, suck off of your knob, oh
Original Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper, sucker for your love, oh
"Feels (feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper, sucker for your marbles
Original Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper, sucker for your love, oh
"Feels (feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean)"
Misheard Lyrics:
One minute, you're here
In New Mexico
In New Mexico
Original Lyrics:
One minute, you're here
And the next, you go
And the next, you go
"Feels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be afraid to catch fish
Original Lyrics:
Don't be afraid to catch feels
"How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be your hair
Original Lyrics:
Let me be your air
"How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Nirvana
"How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tell me how deep is your love, Knievel Evel
Original Lyrics:
So tell me how deep is your love, can it go deeper?
"How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tell me how deep is your love, con mi contigo?
Original Lyrics:
So tell me how deep is your love, can it go deeper?
"How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tell me how deep is your love, go in, go deeper
Original Lyrics:
So tell me how deep is your love? Can it go deeper?
"How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tell me how wish your love could go deeper
So tell me how wish is your love could go deep
So tell me how wish is your love could we go deeper
So tell me how wish is your love could go deep
So tell me how wish is your love could go deep
So tell me how wish is your love could we go deeper
So tell me how wish is your love could go deep
Original Lyrics:
So tell me how deep is your love could go deeper
So tell me how deep is your love could go deep
So tell me how deep is your love could we go deeper
So tell me how deep is your love could go deep
So tell me how deep is your love could go deep
So tell me how deep is your love could we go deeper
So tell me how deep is your love could go deep
"Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm holdin' on
Boyself was never enough for me
Boyself was never enough for me
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm holdin' on
Myself was never enough for me
Myself was never enough for me
The word "boyself" does not exist!
"Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're holding on
'Cause elf was never damned for me
'Cause elf was never damned for me
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm holdin' on
Myself was never enough for me
Myself was never enough for me
"Pray to God"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought of lemon what made you strong
Original Lyrics:
I thought the end of a love what made you strong
"Ready For The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I've butterfly shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
"Ready for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I burnt my shoes so that there's no weekend
Original Lyrics:
I put on my shoes ready for the weekend
"Ready for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I'm gonna buy shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
"Ready for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I butter my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
"Ready for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I got a fursuit and I'm ready for the weekend
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
"Ready for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I'm gonna find shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
"Ready for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, unbuckle my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm livin' on sexy elephants
You're givin' me sexy elephants
You're givin' me sexy elephants
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' on such sweet nothing
You’re givin' me such sweet nothing
You’re givin' me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm livin' on sexy orphans
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' on such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in sexy heaven
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living on Sexy Broadband
Original Lyrics:
I'm living on such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living on a sexy sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living on sexy urban.
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living on sexy urine.
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me Holly Willoughby
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me Sunsweet muffins
Original Lyrics:
You're giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me a sexy airplane
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me a sexy orphan.
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing.
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me a sexy oven
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy Ervin
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy Hawkins
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy dolphin
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy dolphin
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy gherkins
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy goblins
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy goblins
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy nothing
Original Lyrics:
You're giving me such sweet nothing
"Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me soft sea urchin
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
"The Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get older girls, I get older girls
Original Lyrics:
I get all the girls, I get all the girls
"This Is What You Came For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lightning, triceratops she moos
Original Lyrics:
Lightning, strikes every time she moves
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