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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Calvin Harris', "Feels (feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper (hey hi), sucker for your knob, er
The Real Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper (hey hi), sucker for your love, oh (yes)
The Story: First time I misheard this I was listening on headphones in the office and burst out laughing really loudly. - Submitted by: Alex Heylin
Calvin Harris', "Outside"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You're holding on
'Cause elf was never damned for me
The Real Lyrics:
Now I'm holdin' on
Myself was never enough for me
The Story: Story that elf was never damned for me! - Submitted by: Tagir
Calvin Harris', "Out"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You're holding on
'Cause elf was never damned for me
The Real Lyrics:
Now I'm holdin' on
Myself was never enough for me
The Story: Story that elf was never damned for me! - Submitted by: Tagir
Calvin Harris', "Ready for the Weekend"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I'm gonna find shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
The Real Lyrics:
Oooh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
The Story: I was listening to Club Classics on Heart Radio, and this song came on. I thought the singer said she was gonna find shoes but I realised she actually said she is going to put on her shoes. - Submitted by: Chad
Calvin Harris', "Sweet Nothing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in sexy heaven
The Real Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
The Story: I originally thought they were saying they were surrounded by sexy people, and it was like heaven for them because they just saw beautiful faces everywhere. It might help that I first heard it in the VIP section of a certain exclusive NYC nightclub, while this girl was singing it to me as I was dancing. I'm positive she said sexy. It must be the narcissist in me! - Submitted by: Via
Calvin Harris', "Sweet Nothing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me a sexy airplane
The Real Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
The Story: I fly a lot and my brain is preconditioned to hear pilot jargon. - Submitted by: Ian
Calvin Harris', "Sweet Nothing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me a sexy orphan.
The Real Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing.
The Story: I seriously thought this was what was being said. I was singing along in the car with my friends, and the sound cut out right as I got to "sexy orphan." - Submitted by: JR Adams
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