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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hanson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 122 misheard song lyrics for Hanson on amIright currently.

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"A Song To Sing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These blue winter dreams and second hand shoes
You're so far gone that you're left to lose
Original Lyrics:
These blue yonder dreams and second hand shoes
You're so far gone that you live to lose
"A Song To Sing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one-eyed kid on the cable car
Original Lyrics:
You're the worn-out cable on the cable car
"Can't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm horny day and night
I tremble at your side.
Original Lyrics:
Morning, day and night
I tremble at your sight.
"Can't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My stupid heart's got you
And all along you knew
That I just want you to be mine.
There's nothing I can do
Or I'll end up with you
Even if I wanted to I might have died.
Original Lyrics:
Cupid's dart seeped through
And all along you knew
That I just want you to be mine.
There's nothing I can do
I'm all wrapped up with you.
Even if I wanted to I'm out of time.
"Christmas Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children
Black fellow inside.
They believe in the things
We try to deny.
So go on your way home
But continue the fight.
Original Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children
Black, yellow, and white.
They believe in the things
We try do deny.
So throw down your weapons
But continue the fight.
"Christmas Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children like candles with wine
they believe in things they try to deny
Original Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children, black yellow and white,
they believe in the things that we try to deny
"Cried"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't really matter 'till you're old,
so get it on baby!
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't really matter to you, oh,
so get on home baby
"Even When You're Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when you're leaving
You won't see q****ing.
Original Lyrics:
Even when you're leaving
You won't see grieving.
"Get Up And Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a guy like you and just a guy like me
Maybe we
Original Lyrics:
Just a girl like you and just a guy like me
Maybe we
"Get Up And Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a guy like you
And just a girl like me maybe we.
Original Lyrics:
Just a girl like you
And just a guy like me maybe we...
"Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna wash my Hanes clean
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna wash my hands clean
"Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lamp gets dusty, The pipes get rusty
But I don't want to wash my Hanes clean
Original Lyrics:
The lamp gets dusty, The pipes get rusty
But I don't want to wash my hands clean
"Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pies get rusty.
Original Lyrics:
The pipes get rusty.
"Hand In Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sega buy now
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye now
"Hand in Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sega buy, Sega buy, now!
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye, say goodbye, now!
"If Only" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit here waiting wondering hoping that I'll make this right,
cause all I think about your into freaks and all these lonely nights
Original Lyrics:
I sit here waiting, wondering, hoping that I'll make this right,
cause all I think about your hands your face and all these lonely nights
"If Only" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold you and love you in my arms in bed
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold you and love you in my arms and then
"If Only" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the way you want to hold me
Gotta make this right,
'cause all I think about is you hair, braids, and all these lonely nights.
Original Lyrics:
I sit here waiting, wondering, hoping that I'll make this right.
'Cause All I think about is your hands, your face, and all these lonely nights.
"If Only" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're fooling
Original Lyrics:
If only
"In The City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you love me? Ain't I pretty?
Original Lyrics:
Do you love me, little pretty?
"In The City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every word you say makes me fall off the seat
Original Lyrics:
Every word you say is full of deceit
"Look At You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She won't see my thang in her eye.
Original Lyrics:
She walks in with that look in her eye.
"Lost Without Each Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went through your best friend today.
Original Lyrics:
I ran into your best friend today.
Maybe Taylor was having a 'Ghost' moment while writing these lyrics.
"Lost Without Each Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were busy babies, yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
We were busy making big mistakes, yesterday.
"Lost Without Each Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were busy making baby steaks, yesterday
Original Lyrics:
We were busy making big mistakes, yesterday
"Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sasparilla
She was Mountain Dew.
Original Lyrics:
I was hers forever
She was mine too.
"MMMbop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big rock, little rock
Original Lyrics:
Mmmbop ba duba dop
"MMMbop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boombox
Original Lyrics:
MMMbop
"MMMbop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, the man who was Asian took his life. He only wanted to relax.
Original Lyrics:
You have so many relationships in this life, only one or two will last.
"Man From Milwaukee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying to Mama, shame to shame
Original Lyrics:
For the love of Pete, come in
"Man From Milwaukee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Simbasargy, the man with no hair
Original Lyrics:
Sitting beside me was the man with no hair.
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A cheesey oreo
Original Lyrics:
A daisy or a rose
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And an mmmbop dagong
Original Lyrics:
In an mmmbop, they're gone
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can your tummy hear a whispering cow?
Original Lyrics:
Can you tell me who will still care?
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Halebop, oh Halebop
Original Lyrics:
Mmmbop, ba dub ba dop
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gay, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah!!
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it gonna be a cheese or a...?
Original Lyrics:
Is it gonna be a daisy or a rose?
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it gonna be a cheesy toe?
Original Lyrics:
A daisy or a rose
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it gonna be cheesy ohhhhhh?
Original Lyrics:
Is it gonna be a daisy orrrr (a rose)?
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a cigarette, no one knows.
Original Lyrics:
It's a secret no one knows.
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a secret no one knows, no one cares.
Original Lyrics:
It's a secret no one knows, no one knows.
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna be a Teezio-oh!
Original Lyrics:
Is it gonna be a daisy or a rose?
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna be a cheesy-o road.
Original Lyrics:
Is it gonna be a daisy or a rose?
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's sticking up your nose
Original Lyrics:
It's a secret no one knows
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's sugar no one knows
Original Lyrics:
It's a secret no one knows
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the cold sweat offence
Original Lyrics:
And they're gone so fast
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mmm bop, ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Do it on fondue.
Original Lyrics:
Mmm bop, ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba du.
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mmm bop
Big tampon
Original Lyrics:
Mmm bop
Bop bop da doo op
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mmmbop ba duba touch my tuba
Original Lyrics:
Mmmbop ba duba dop ba doo bop
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mmmbop, can't wait 'til I do drop.
Original Lyrics:
Mmmbop, ba duba dop ba doo bop.
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, God! Baby, tap my tuba
Do it on my tuba
Baby, tap mine, too.
Original Lyrics:
Mmm bop, ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba du.
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pumba...
Can you tell me?
Lion king, what's going on?
Original Lyrics:
MmmmBop...
Can you tell me?
You say you can but you don't know
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She did want to know
Original Lyrics:
It's a secret no one knows
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So long to the want of any care,
cuz in the end of a little brassiere
Original Lyrics:
So hold on to the ones that really care,
cuz in the end they'll be the only ones there
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Count slew fast.
Original Lyrics:
It's gone so fast.
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was an old man with a wife
but he wanted to relax
Original Lyrics:
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's so many relationships in this life
He wanted to call his dog Ajax
You go through all the painted knives
And you turn your back on God so fast
Original Lyrics:
There's so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go thru all the pain and strife
You turn your back and they're gone so fast
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuvok, Tuvok
Original Lyrics:
Mmmbop ba duba dop
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two by
Two by, two by
Doing it by two by
Two by two, oh yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Mmmbop (ba du)
Duba du bop
Duba da ba, du bop (badu)
Duba du, oh yeah.
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have so many relations that are
Only one or two will last
We go through all these paining knives
You turn you back and they've blown so fast
Original Lyrics:
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all this pain and strife
You turn your back and they're gone so fast
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get oats and stands in your hair
Original Lyrics:
When you get old and start losing your hair
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get old, and stains in your hair
Original Lyrics:
When you get old, and start losing your hair
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get old, stuff lives in your hair
Original Lyrics:
When you get old and start losing your hair
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, a man wants a relationship in his life
But he wants to relax.
Original Lyrics:
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last.
"MmmBop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday an alien changed this life.
or
You have so many aliens in this life
or
You have so many aliens in this life
Original Lyrics:
You have so many relationships in this life.
"Mmmbop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have so many relationships in this life only wanted to relax.
Original Lyrics:
You have so many relationships in this life only one or two will last.
"Penny And Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A nautical book to read
Original Lyrics:
Another new book to read
"Penny And Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the chair with the leather skin under the light,
Original Lyrics:
By the chair with the leopard skin under the light,
"Penny And Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or baking a pie in the pink moonlight
At Alldays, Penny and me tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Or making it by under pink moonlight
It's always Penny and me tonight.
"Penny And Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
See guys in the summer time under the sky by the light,
I can feel you read my mind
Original Lyrics:
Cigars in the summer time under the sky by the light,
I can feel you read m y mind.
"Penny And Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn the radio up
Pin her to the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Turn the radio up
Push the pedal to the ground.
"Penny and Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught a bee in the coffee cup next to my seat
Catch a few and ah-numm-in-a-boop-da-beep
Original Lyrics:
Got my bean in a coffee cup next to my seat
Catch the view and another good book to read
"Rockin Around The Christmas Tree" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Later we'll have some f***in' pie.
Original Lyrics:
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie.
"Run Away Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I walked into the sofa down the hall.
Original Lyrics:
As I walked into this old, forgotten hall.
"Runaway Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But now I lay here broken hearted and stuffy.
Original Lyrics:
But now I lay here broken heart and blistered feet.
"Runaway Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I lay here
Broken-hearted, molest her feet.
Original Lyrics:
But now I lay here
Broken-heart and blistered feet.
"Save Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you shave me?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you save me?
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
He floated fast on a river raft
Original Lyrics:
He floated past a river rat
"Strong Enough To Break" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fat kid is about to pray.
Original Lyrics:
The fabric is about to fray.
"Strong Enough To Break" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We just play f***ing records
Original Lyrics:
We just play broken records
"Sure About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you see the man with the a cold cake loaf?
It's to say a little price of your soul
And your calling out a wrong wrong wrong
Original Lyrics:
Did you see the man with the cocaine load?
It's on sale for the price of your soul
And you're walking down a long wrong road
"Sure About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just seen the man with the cold cantaloupe.
Original Lyrics:
Did you see the man with the cocaine load?
"Sure About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain is squishing up between her toes
She doesn't know wherever I go.
She's a picture of a heart of gold
On the edge of the session I know.
And the picture of the long eyed rose
Now it's too late for a fight to unfold
Original Lyrics:
Rain is splashing up between her toes
She doesn't know her own area code.
She's' a picture of a heart of gold
On the edge of depression unknown.
And the picture of the wrong I wrote
Now it's too late for a fight or fold
"Sure About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeing all your brains infold.
Original Lyrics:
Sell you all your pain tenfold.
"Thinking of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever stood outside a big offense
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever stood outside of a picket fence
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I know is that if your ass gets cold
Original Lyrics:
All I know is that fear has got to go
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can there's a basin?
Shower relieves moanin' thighs
Original Lyrics:
Cannon's a-blazing
Shower these moonlit skies
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't rape another midget
Original Lyrics:
I won't wait another minute
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling older and I mooned her in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling older and I'm wondering why.
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've started feeling like I'm going too fast
Give in to the given and turn out the light
Keep anticipating these moonlit nights.
Original Lyrics:
I've started feeling like I'm don't want to fight
Give in to the given and put out the light
Cannons a blazing shower these moonlit skies.
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting colder in his b**** where I lie
Won't fall down though we want to touch the ground
I couldn't say that I 've seen it in your hair
All I know is fear gets you ass going this time around
Original Lyrics:
It's getting colder in this ditch where I lie won't go down
I've heard them say dreams should stay in your head
all I know is fear has to go this time around
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken is amazing shall we leave for this guy?
Original Lyrics:
Cannons a-blazing Shower these moonlit skies
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken is amazing
Original Lyrics:
Cannon's a blazing
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on Mr. Chings
And we can live all feel alive.
Original Lyrics:
Put on these chains
And you can live a free life.
"This Time Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't say I didn't get it up all the way
Original Lyrics:
You can't say I didn't give it I won't wait
"Weird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you live in a crooked ghetto world
Original Lyrics:
When you live in a cookie cutter world
"Weird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you live in a crooked ghetto world
Original Lyrics:
When you live in a cookie cutter world
"When You're Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the thongs I used to wear.
Original Lyrics:
From the thorns I used to wear.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
D'dya think it's me, am fruity?
Original Lyrics:
Just thinking that it's me your foolin', yeah.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I might be mistaken, girl
But you don't know how to give.
Original Lyrics:
You don't mind the taking, girl
But you don't know how to give.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the bright light to rape you.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for the bright light to reappear.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're seperated, guns anticipated.
Original Lyrics:
We're separating, consciousness is fading.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the writin'
On lover fighting?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the right in
All of our fighting?
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the writing, 'I love our fighting'?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the right in all our fighting?
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the writing?
Our love is fading.
Original Lyrics:
Where's the right in
All of our fighting?
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who cares what you're doing?
Original Lyrics:
Look at what you're doing.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're thinking that it's we all through them.
Original Lyrics:
You're thinking that it's me you're fooling.
"Where's The Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the loaf?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the love
"Where's the Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reciprocating
conscious dissipating
Original Lyrics:
We're segregating
consciences are fading
"Where's the Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just thinkin that it's real la fruity yeah
Original Lyrics:
Just thinking that it's me your foolin yeah
"With You In Your Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm gone wiggy wiggum
Original Lyrics:
If I'm gone when you wake up
"Yearbook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey myself, Johnny's missing here
Original Lyrics:
Rumors of Johnny's mystery
"Yearbook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama said he met a man
Original Lyrics:
More than sad, it makes me mad
"Yearbook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama said it meant a man.
Original Lyrics:
More than sad it makes me mad.
"Yearbook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama said, 'Imagine that'.
Original Lyrics:
More than sad, it makes me mad.
"Yearbook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma said, it made her mad, to know somebody knows
Original Lyrics:
More than sad, it made me mad, to know somebody knows
"Yearbook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light in your silence
Tell me where is Johnny's h***?
or
There's a lightning in your silence
Tell me where did Johnny fall?
Original Lyrics:
There's a lying in your silence
Tell me where did Johnny go?
"Yearbook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light in your silence
Tell me where is Johnny's hole
Original Lyrics:
There's a lying in your silence
Tell me where did Johnny go
"Yearbook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Theres a light in your sinus, tell me where is Mommys nose
or
There's a lion in your science, Tammys jammin Johnnys toes
or
There's a lion in your science, Tammys jammin Johnnys toes
Original Lyrics:
There's a lyin' in your silence, tell me where did Johnny go
"Yearbook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lion in your sinus
Original Lyrics:
There's a lying in your silence

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