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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Haircut 100 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Haircut 100 on amIright currently.

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"Fantastic Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A plastic bag
Original Lyrics:
Fantastic day
"Fantastic Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well have you read about, read about
Getting on the train (Every day and every night?)
The only thing that makes it good
Is being by my side
First I've gotta drive
Down the green escalator
Yeah
Original Lyrics:
Well there's a great amount of strain
About getting on that train (Every day and every night)
The only thing that makes it good
Is seeing my favourite sight
Prance and flutter stride
Down that green escalator
Yeah
"Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking and for the talking
And for the ride
Never mind, someday maybe
Boy meets girl
And love, love is on its way
Original Lyrics:
Time can't afford no time
Can't afford the rhyme
Never mind someday, maybe
Boy meets girl
And love, love is on its way
"Love Plus One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we go!
or
Miracle
Original Lyrics:
Then I call
"Love Plus One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Very cold
Original Lyrics:
Then I call
"Love Plus One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do we go from here?
Is it down to the late cafe?
Original Lyrics:
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lake, I fear?
"Love Plus One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do we go from here?
Is it down to the Lake of Fear?
Original Lyrics:
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lake, I fear?
"Love Plus One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lay Cafeer?
Original Lyrics:
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lake, I fear?

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