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There are 70 misheard song lyrics for Grand Funk Railroad on amIright currently.

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"Bad Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bad time to pee alone. To pee alone.
Original Lyrics:
A bad time to be in love. To be in love.
"I'm Your Captain (Closer To Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my boat.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my home.
"I'm Your Captain (Closer To Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my hole.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my home.
"I'm Your Captain (Closer To Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my womb.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my home.
"I'm Your Captain (Closer To Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So return me, my s***.
Original Lyrics:
So return me, my ship.
"I'm Your Captain (Closer to Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Or am I all alone?
You will tell me to my bone.
I will kissed you...
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Or am I all alone?
If you return me to my home port.
I will kiss you Mother Earth.
"I'm Your Captain/Closer To Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To take no s*** from me
Original Lyrics:
To take my ship away from me
"Inside Looking Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my reefer, God keeps f**kin' up things.
Original Lyrics:
Be my reefer, I got to keep smoking that thing.
"Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's doin' a brand new thing now
Hall-leh-loo-yah mama
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now
(C'mon baby do the loco-motion)
"Please Don't Worry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If somebody tries to f*** you
'Cause you had that daughter late last night.
Original Lyrics:
If somebody tries to bust you
'Cause you had their daughter late last night.
"Some Kind Of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a weakness?
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind Of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a weakness?
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind Of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a whiff, yeah?
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind Of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, when baby kisses me
Tears run up and down my spine.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh, when my baby kisses me
Chills run up and down my spine.
"Some Kind of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a Whiskey
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness.
"Some Kind of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a whip, damn?
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a whiskey
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canna canna quicksand
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need a big flying car
Original Lyrics:
I dont need a big fine car
"Some Kind of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayla, Kayla Whittendale
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind of Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's some kind of waterfall
Original Lyrics:
She's some kind of wonderful
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All them cicadas in Omaha.
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All those Chiquitas in Omaha
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we proceeded to turn that whole house down
Original Lyrics:
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate some taquitos in Omaha
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Sattering night
The hotel director, he was out of sight
Original Lyrics:
A feelin' good, feelin' right and it's Saturday night
The hotel detective, he was outta sight
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to tell you Coke is his thing
Original Lyrics:
I've got to tell you poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to tell you, Focus here sang
or
I've got to tell you funk's his thing.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to tell you poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to tell you poker's his thang
or
I've got to tell you, Focus here sang
or
I've got to tell you, Focus here sang
Original Lyrics:
I've got to tell you funk's his thang
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to tell you, Funk is here to sing.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to tell you poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love all night, we're frea-kayyy
I got to tell you, poker's here to stay.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road for 40 days
Last night in Little Rock, Purple Haze!
Original Lyrics:
On the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock: Helen Hayes.
Original Lyrics:
On the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock puck men a haze
Original Lyrics:
Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smokin' Chiquitas in Omaha
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet Connie had stoled her act
She caught the whole show and that's a natcher back.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet Connie, showed her ass...
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'Come on, Boots, let's get it on!'
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'Come on, dudes, let's get it on!'
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were asking me to poison the band.
Original Lyrics:
They was out to meet the boys in the band.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Frank Hane
I got to tell you the pokers he's seen.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Frank Hank
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, Coke is his thang.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, Coke is his thing.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, Focus here sang.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, Poco here sang.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night, with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Sugar Cane
I've got to tell you Polka's insane
Boozin' ladies kick me right
At least we can make it to the show tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing
Booze and ladies, keep me right
As long as we can make it to the show tonight
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with hurricane
I got to tell ya, polka's insane
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell ya, poker's his thing
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night, we're fornicating
I got to tell you, focus is the thing.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night, with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night, were freakin'
I've got to tell you, Pocus had a saying.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night, with Freddie Kane
I got to tell you, poker's here to stay
Original Lyrics:
Up all night, with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come into your town
To help your potty down
Original Lyrics:
We're coming to your town
We'll help you party down
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come into your town
We help you party in doubt
We're an American band.
Original Lyrics:
We come into your town
We help you party it down
We're an American band.
Hocus Pocus was once an opening act for Grand Funk. Their hit song was 'Focus.' In this song the phrase, 'Up all night with Freddie King, I got to tell ya' poker's his thing .' (allegedly mistaken for 'Hocus [is] here to sing.' One reason for the alleged mistake was public knowledge of Don Brewer's alleged admiration for Hocus Pocus's singing abilities.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll come into your house
We'll help you party out
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're American, Man!
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you burn it down.
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're coming to your house
We'll help you powder your spouse.
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're coming to your town
We'll knock your property down.
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in America now.
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in America now.
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in American land.
or
We're in America, Man!
or
We're in America, Man!
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in a medical band
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in a medical band
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, American man!
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band.
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whole bunch of keeters in Omaha
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
"We're An American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Working cicadas in Omaha
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
"We're an American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four young taquitas in Omaha
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
"We're an American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gots ta tell ya, hocus here sang
Original Lyrics:
I've got to tell you poker's his thing.
"We're an American Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're coming to your town
To help your potty down
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down

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