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There are 44 misheard song lyrics for Grand Funk Railroad on amIright currently.

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"American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in a medical band
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band
"I'm Your Captain (Closer To Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my boat.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my home.
"I'm Your Captain (Closer To Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my hole.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my home.
"I'm Your Captain (Closer To Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my womb.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting closer to my home.
"I'm Your Captain (Closer To Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So return me, my s***.
Original Lyrics:
So return me, my ship.
"I'm Your Captain/Closer To Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
To take no s*** from me
Original Lyrics:
To take my ship away from me
"Please Don't Worry"
Misheard Lyrics:
If somebody tries to f*** you
'Cause you had that daughter late last night.
Original Lyrics:
If somebody tries to bust you
'Cause you had their daughter late last night.
"Some Kind Of Wonderful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a weakness?
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind Of Wonderful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a weakness?
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind Of Wonderful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a whiff, yeah?
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
"Some Kind Of Wonderful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, when baby kisses me
Tears run up and down my spine.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh, when my baby kisses me
Chills run up and down my spine.
"Some Kind of Wonderful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a Whiskey
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
All them cicadas in Omaha.
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we proceeded to turn that whole house down
Original Lyrics:
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Sattering night
The hotel director, he was out of sight
Original Lyrics:
A feelin' good, feelin' right and it's Saturday night
The hotel detective, he was outta sight
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to tell you, Focus here sang
or
I've got to tell you funk's his thing.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to tell you poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to tell you poker's his thang
or
I've got to tell you, Focus here sang
or
I've got to tell you, Focus here sang
Original Lyrics:
I've got to tell you funk's his thang
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to tell you, Funk is here to sing.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to tell you poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock: Helen Hayes.
Original Lyrics:
On the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smokin' Chiquitas in Omaha
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet Connie had stoled her act
She caught the whole show and that's a natcher back.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'Come on, Boots, let's get it on!'
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'Come on, dudes, let's get it on!'
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were asking me to poison the band.
Original Lyrics:
They was out to meet the boys in the band.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Frank Hank
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, Coke is his thang.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, Coke is his thing.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, Focus here sang.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, Poco here sang.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night, with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with Sugar Cane
I've got to tell you Polka's insane
Boozin' ladies kick me right
At least we can make it to the show tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing
Booze and ladies, keep me right
As long as we can make it to the show tonight
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night with radicane
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night, we're fornicating
I got to tell you, focus is the thing.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night, with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night, were freakin'
I've got to tell you, Pocus had a saying.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come into your town
We help you party in doubt
We're an American band.
Original Lyrics:
We come into your town
We help you party it down
We're an American band.
Hocus Pocus was once an opening act for Grand Funk. Their hit song was 'Focus.' In this song the phrase, 'Up all night with Freddie King, I got to tell ya' poker's his thing .' (allegedly mistaken for 'Hocus [is] here to sing.' One reason for the alleged mistake was public knowledge of Don Brewer's alleged admiration for Hocus Pocus's singing abilities.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll come into your house
We'll help you party out
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in American land
or
We're In America Man
or
We're In America Man
Original Lyrics:
We're an American Band
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you burn it down.
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're coming to your house
We'll help you powder your spouse.
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're coming to your town
We'll knock your property down.
Original Lyrics:
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in America now.
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in a medical band
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, American man!
Original Lyrics:
We're an American band.
"We're An American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working zequitas in Omaha
Original Lyrics:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha

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Classic Masters album at Amazon.com

Grand Funk album at Amazon.com

Live Album album at Amazon.com

Closer to Home album at Amazon.com

Survival album at Amazon.com

On Time album at Amazon.com

E Pluribus Funk album at Amazon.com

Phoenix album at Amazon.com

Caught in the Act album at Amazon.com

Capitol Collectors Series: Grand Funk Railroad album at Amazon.com
 
 
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