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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Fred & His Playboy Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 64 misheard song lyrics for John Fred & His Playboy Band on amIright currently.

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"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A genuine sparer disguise
Original Lyrics:
Chimney sweep sparrow with guise
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A second of a holler, yeah,
well that's what you are
Original Lyrics:
A circus of a-horrors, yeah,
well that's what you are
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A second of an hour, yeah
That's what you are.
Original Lyrics:
A circus of a-horrors, yeah
Well that's what you are.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A surface of a hollow baby
Original Lyrics:
A circus of horrors, hehe
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Centipedes devour babies.
Original Lyrics:
A circus of a-horrors, he-he.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheaper wearin' your bracelets
Original Lyrics:
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cross your hear, yeah, with your livid brow.
Original Lyrics:
Cross your heart, yeh, with your living bra.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cross your heart, yeah, with your livid brow.
Original Lyrics:
Cross your heart, yeah, with your living bra.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cross your heart, yeah
With your lipstick on.
Original Lyrics:
Cross your heart, yeah
With your living bra.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cross your heart
Yeah, with your lemon bra
Chicken strips for all the guys.
Original Lyrics:
Cross your heart
Yeah, with your living bra
Chimney sweep sparrow with guise.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elescope's pair of big eyes
or
Tennis shoes narrow with eyes
Original Lyrics:
Chimney sweep sparrow with guise
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eliminate pies with your brand new tongs.
or
Eliminate pies with your brand new towers.
or
Eliminate pies with your brand new shawl.
or
Eliminate pies with your brand new cows.
or
Eliminate pies with your brand new towel.
or
Eliminate pies with your brand new trowel.
Original Lyrics:
Lemonade pie with a brand new car
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy & these guys
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy and the guys spear catfish.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy and the guys, her mattress.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy and this guy's weird hat tricks.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy and this guy's weird mattress.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, well that's it.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with ketchup
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the skies with Ansett
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the skies with cat s**t.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the skies, we're Baptists!
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the skies, with acid.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the sky, a backflip
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise with glasses
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the sky, is classy.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the sky, with a**-kiss.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the sky, with catnip.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the sky, with matchsticks.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy's in the skies, molasses.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Julie in Wisconsin's what you are.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, that's what you are.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets and your Uniroyal
Original Lyrics:
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets and your ra-ra
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets and your unicorn
or
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets and your uniform.
Original Lyrics:
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets and your new ra-ra.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets
And your living bra.
Original Lyrics:
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets
And your ra-ra.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken will advise come to me tonight...
Original Lyrics:
Cantaloupe eyes come to me tonight
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kettle of ice, come screw me tonight
Julienne's disguised, big assets.
Original Lyrics:
Cantaloupe eyes come to me tonight
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
People wearing your bracelets and your unibrow.
Original Lyrics:
Keep a-wearing your bracelets and your new rara.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Telescope's pair of big eyes
or
Tennis shoes narrow with eyes
Original Lyrics:
Chimney sweep sparrow with guise
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unzippin' the strings of my kite
Original Lyrics:
Except for the strings of my kite
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made me a laugh of a**es.
Original Lyrics:
You made me a life of ashes.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made me bat my lashes
Think I'll just break your glasses.
or
You made me bite my lashes
Think I'll just break your glasses.
or
You made me light my lashes
Think I'll just break your glasses.
Original Lyrics:
You made me a life of ashes
Think I'll just take your glasses.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made me lap molasses.
or
You made me like molasses.
or
You melt me like molasses.
Original Lyrics:
You made me a life of ashes.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made me laugh my a** off.
Original Lyrics:
You made me a life of ashes.
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be allowed faux lashes.
Original Lyrics:
You made me a life of ashes.
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A circle full of holler
Original Lyrics:
A circus of a-horrors
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A circus of holidays, yeah, well that's what you are
Original Lyrics:
A circus of a-horrors, yeah, well that's what you are
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cambodian thighs come to me tonight
Original Lyrics:
Cantaloupe eyes come to me tonight
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canada Dry
Original Lyrics:
Cantaloupe eyes
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count all the pies, come to me tonight
Judy in the skies, with glasses.
Original Lyrics:
Cantaloupe eyes come to me tonight
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eliminating time with your brand new car
Original Lyrics:
Lemonade pie with a brand new car
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I circumcise a horse, yeah
Original Lyrics:
A circus of a-horrors, he-he.
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in despise with glasses
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise with glasses
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy in the sky, we're batshit.
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise, with glasses.
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep a-wearing your bracelets and your doo ron ron.
Original Lyrics:
Keep a-wearing your bracelets and your new rara.
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on wearing your grease lips
Original Lyrics:
keep on wearing your bracelets
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep wearing you grease lips
Original Lyrics:
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets.
I was 5 years old. I made up all kinds of lyrics then.
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade past
Original Lyrics:
Lemonade pie
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made me a laugh of lashes
Original Lyrics:
You made me a life of ashes
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made me a laugh of lasses
Original Lyrics:
You made me a life of ashes.
"Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to me tonight, come to me tonight
I'm taking everything inside
Unzip all the strings on my kite
Original Lyrics:
Come to me tonight, come to me tonight
Taking everything in sight
Except for the strings on my kite
"Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodling the sky
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise
"Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy and the sign
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise
"Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy and this guy with glasses
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise with glasses

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