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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Electric Light Orchestra that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 217 misheard song lyrics for Electric Light Orchestra on amIright currently.

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"10538 Overture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you see a man cryin' 'cause his eyes were red?
Original Lyrics:
Did you see your friend crying from his eyes today?
"10538 Overture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you see him run through the streets of Paraguy
Original Lyrics:
Did you see him run through the streets and far away
"Across The Border"
Misheard Lyrics:
It may be a hundred miles
Original Lyrics:
Maybe three or four hundred miles
"All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A., New York, Amsterdam, Monte Carlo, Chinaman
Original Lyrics:
L.A., New York, Amsterdam, Monte Carlo, Shard End and...
"All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monte Carlo, Florida and....
Original Lyrics:
Monte Carlo, Shard End and.....
"All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monty Python shouting again
Original Lyrics:
Monte Carlo, Shard End and.....
"All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna get half damned down in the lake
(New York, Detroit, L.A.)
We're gonna take a trip across the sea
Everybody, come along with me
We're gonna hit the night
And get married
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna get hot down in the U.S.A
(New York, Detroit, L.A.)
We're gonna take a trip across the sea
Everybody, come along with me
We're gonna hit the night
Down in gay Pareee
"Calling America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling a married girl. That's where she has to be. Calling a married girl. She left her lover for me! (Do, do-do do-do-do, do, do-do do-do-do)
Original Lyrics:
Calling America. That's where she has to be. Calling America. She left her number for me.
No surprise there! If he keeps calling the married girl, she'll probably leave her lover /husband
"Calling America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling a married girl.
Original Lyrics:
Calling America.
"Calling America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need an American.
Original Lyrics:
Calling America
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad move. It's an ebb tide.
Original Lyrics:
Can't move. It's an ebb tide.
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get her out of my head.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get it out of my head.
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my old girl is gone for dead
'Cause I can't get her off of my head.
Original Lyrics:
Now my old world is gone for dead
'Cause I can't get it out of my head.
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Robin Hood, William Tell, and Ivanhoe are here tonight.
They all envy me.
Original Lyrics:
Robin Hood, William Tell, Ivanhoe, and Lancelot.
They don’t envy me.
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking on a wave's chicane.
Original Lyrics:
Walking on a wave, she came.
Yes, I have the lyric sheet that came with the record. Somebody at the printers goofed it up. A handwritten note signed by Jeff Lynne himself reveals what the lyrics truly are. This note has been framed and is currently on the wall of my friend's house. I wish I could show it to you, but you'll have to take my word for it.
"Can't Get It Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking on the waves she came
Original Lyrics:
Walking on a wave's chicane
"Can't Get It Out of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel in the city
Runnin' home, will you tell? I don't know (and that's a lie).
They don't hear the evening.
Original Lyrics:
Bank job in the city.
Robin Hood and William Tell and Ivanhoe and Lancelot,
they don't envy me.
Editor's note: Please spell out this band's name when submitting songs by them, for consistency's sake.
"Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see that lobster in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
And I see that lost look in your eyes
"Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fon-cu-sion
Original Lyrics:
Confusion
"Do Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I say, "Pictures city what's in Christmas lights"
Original Lyrics:
And I've seen pigs all sitting watching picture slides
"Do Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do Ya, Do Ya want my place?
Original Lyrics:
Do Ya, Do Ya want my face?
"Do Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Julia, do you want my love?
Original Lyrics:
Do ya, do ya, want my love?
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cordon Bleu
Original Lyrics:
Ooo ah ooh
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't beat me down, Bruce!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, grrroos!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't break me down, Bruce!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, Bruce!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, grrroosss!
Jim Grieve adds: "Yes, 'Grroosss' is the actual word (taken straight off the lyric sheet). Jeff Lynne says it's just a word he made up. Although Mack (the German engineer who worked on this album) noted that it sounded kind of like the German word for 'good morning' ('guten Morgen'). Most folks think it sounds like they're singing 'Bruce'. For that reason, when the song is performed these days, Jeff will sing 'Bruce' instead.
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, Louis.
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, Ruth!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, get a horse.
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, grrrooss.
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, proust!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, tschos!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, grrooos!
'Tschos' is an informal way of saying goodbye in German, for those who didn't know.
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down---rrribbit!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down---grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down... Frrrruitssss!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down...Groooss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....Grrruucce!
or
Don't bring me down.....Bruce!
or
Don't bring me down.....Bruce!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....Grroosss!
This was actually part of a Boston radio station advertising campaign for a while (In which they said something like "all these years, we've had to wonder, who is Bruce?")
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....Moose!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....Grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....goose!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....grrooosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....harooooosss!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....grrooosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down...cruise!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....Grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down...roof!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down...Groooss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me drown
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't say meow, Bruce.
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, grooss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell you once more before I get out the door
Don't bring me down
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell you once more
Before you're dead on the floor
Don't bring me down.
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell you once more
Before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No grimace and Rufus
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down, grroosss!
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're always talking 'bout your gravy knights
One of these days you're gonna get advice
Original Lyrics:
You're always talking 'bout your crazy nights
One of these days you're gonna get it right
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're lookin' good just like a snake in his grasp
Original Lyrics:
You're lookin' good just like a snake in the grass
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
One of these days you're gonna break in half.
Original Lyrics:
You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
One of these days you're gonna break yer glass.
"Don't Bring Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
One of these days you're gonna break your ass.
Original Lyrics:
You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
One of these days you're gonna break a glass.
"Don't Walk Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lonely road where empty days are gathering to meet me
Original Lyrics:
A lonely room where empty days are gathering to meet me
"Don't Walk Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Santa Claus
Original Lyrics:
When shadows fall
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be the woman
Be-e the woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
E-evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat up a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe a woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe in a woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe the woman.
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath a woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big heap of woman
or
Illegal woman
or
Mid-evil woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you better get your face on both American Exchange.
Original Lyrics:
But you better get your face on board the very next train.
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you hear the woman?
Original Lyrics:
The evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you need a woman?
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eagle woman
or
Eager woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He is a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He-he's a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Number One!
An evil woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Number One!
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey number one!
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey number one
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Yugo woman!
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, Hi, woman, whatcha gonna do?
Original Lyrics:
Ha-ha, woman, whatcha gonna do?
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Illegal weapon
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Illegal woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a rocky road that leads nowhere
or
It's a rock and roll that leads nowhere
or
It's a rock and roll that leads nowhere
Original Lyrics:
There's an open road that leads nowhere
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Medieval walnut
Original Lyrics:
Evil Woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Medieval woman
Medieval woman
Medieval woman
E-evil woman
Original Lyrics:
E-evil woman
E-evil woman
E-evil woman
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Medieval woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Need-you-a-woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pre-heat your oven
Original Lyrics:
Evil Woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty Evil Woman
Original Lyrics:
E-evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolled in from Levittown
Original Lyrics:
Rolled in from another town
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet little woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Eve, a woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The lethal weapon
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They found Deadpool lying in a daze
Original Lyrics:
You found a fool lying in a daze.
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We ate the woman
Original Lyrics:
The evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weevil woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ye evil woman
Original Lyrics:
E-evil woman
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You found Effrom lying in a daze.
Original Lyrics:
You found a fool lying in a daze.
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You found Ethel lying in a daze.
Original Lyrics:
You found a fool lying in a daze.
"Evil Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You made a fool of me
With them broken dreams to guide you in.
Original Lyrics:
You made a fool of me
But them broken dreams have got to end.
"Four Little Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if the law don't get her tonight, well
Poor little diamonds.
Original Lyrics:
And if the law don't get her then I will
Four little diamonds.
"Four Little Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the Lord don't get her, then I will.
Original Lyrics:
If the law don't get her, then I will.
"Four Little Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor little diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Four little diamonds
"Four Little Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollin' on diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Four little diamonds
"Four Little Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
She probably thinks I wasn't bull****'s wife.
Original Lyrics:
She probably thinks I was a fool, she's right.
"Hold On Tight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
En tu huerto no hay tomates
(Spanish for: In your orchard there are no tomatoes)
Original Lyrics:
Quand tu vois ton bateau partir
(French for: When you see your ship go sailing)
"Hold On Tight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang on tight to your dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your dreams.
"Hold On Tight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on tight 'til you scream
Original Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your dreams
"Hold On Tight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your drink.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your dream.
"Hold On Tight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your jean.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your dream.
"Hold On Tight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your jeans
Original Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your dream
"Hold On Tight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I'm tied to your dreams. ("I'm" like "Ahm" with southern drawl)
Original Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your dreams.
"Hold on Tight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail on tide to be gone,
Time to throw something on.
Original Lyrics:
It's a long time to be gone,
Time just rolls on and on.
"I'm Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the light
Original Lyrics:
I'm alive.
"I'm Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conga line
Original Lyrics:
I'm alive.
"I'm Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dy-no-mite!
Original Lyrics:
I'm alive.
"In Old England Town (Boogie #2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down down at the Long Street Fair
Original Lyrics:
Down down at the launching pad
"In Old England Town (Boogie #2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down, down, in old England Town
There was air and now there's soot
Lets get our cars and drive away the choking smoke
Suddenly the show is night time
Original Lyrics:
Down, down, in old England Town
There was air and now there's smoke
Let's build more cars and drive away before we choke
Suddenly it's always night time
"It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Searchin' for the righteous wave
Original Lyrics:
Searchin' for the righteous way
Actual lyrics as sung on 'Out of the Blue' differ in a couple of dozen spots from those printed.
"Last Train To London" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashtray to London
Original Lyrics:
Last train to London
"Last Train To London" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashtray to London
Original Lyrics:
Last train to London
"Last Train To London" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take the long cut.
Original Lyrics:
Last train to London
"Last Train to London" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath the starry sky
I was stupid, I don't really have much pride.
I didn't realize that love was in your eyes
I really should have known
but love goes on and on
Original Lyrics:
Underneath a starry sky
Time was still but hours must really have rushed by.
I didn't realize,
But love was in your eyes
I really should have gone,
But love went on and on
"Livin' Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm takin' my time
Original Lyrics:
I'm takin' a dive
"Livin' Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thinking I'll die (die)
Original Lyrics:
I'm taking a dive (dive)
"Livin' Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thinking I'll die on this day, hey.
Original Lyrics:
I'm taking a dive on the slide, hey.
"Livin' Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thinking of dying.
Original Lyrics:
I'm taking a dive.
"Livin' Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
Original Lyrics:
I'm taking, I'm taking.
"Livin' Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a given thing
What a terrible thing, Toulouse!
Original Lyrics:
It's a given thing
What a terrible thing to lose.
"Livin' Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a guillotine
What a terrible thing to lose.
Original Lyrics:
It's a given thing
What a terrible thing to lose.
"Livin' Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a lemon tree.
Original Lyrics:
It's a livin' thing.
"Livin' Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They took everything
Original Lyrics:
It's a living thing
"Living Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a lemonade
Original Lyrics:
It's a living thing
"Ma Ma Ma Belle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get you in the corner so that I can pee
Original Lyrics:
Gonna get you in the corner so that I can keep
"Ma Ma Ma Belle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a fine woman there
Original Lyrics:
You gotta ma-ma-ma Belle
"Mr. Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the Avenue
Original Lyrics:
Running down the Avenue
"Mr. Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every minute, I'll remember you Mis
I'll remember you Mis...
Original Lyrics:
Never mind, I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way
"Mr. Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey yeah, Mr. Who - Why?
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, Mr. Blue Sky.
"Mr. Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you, with the pretty face, welcome to the human place
Let's stop racing, Mr. Blue Sky's up there waiting
Original Lyrics:
Hey you, with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
A celebration, Mr. Blue Sky's up there waiting
"Mr. Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Was is rigmarole?
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Were did we go wrong?
"Mr. Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Blue Sky-iy
Original Lyrics:
Please turn me over
"Mr. Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Blue you had it right
But now comes Mr. Night
Reachin' over
Now he's handed down his shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Blue you did it right
But soon comes Mr. Night
Creepin' over
Now his hand is on your shoulder.
"Mr. Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Blue, you dirty rat
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Blue, you did it right.
"Mr. Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't a bound in sight
Original Lyrics:
There ain't a cloud in sight
"Night in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we waited that way and try to run like a snake
Original Lyrics:
Crazy ladies that wait and slide around like a snake
"Night in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' at the airport, lookin' down the strip
She was cryin' her eyes, she was biting her lip.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' at the airport, lookin' down the strip
She was dryin' her eyes, she was biting her lip.
Actual lyrics as sung on 'Out of the Blue' differ in a couple of dozen spots from those printed on the album's slipcover.
"Rockaria!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, I'm a rabbit.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, I'm ready.
"Rockaria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's me own partner
Original Lyrics:
She's sweet on Wagner
"Rockaria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's sweet on Bachman
I'd think she'd die for Beethoven
She loves the way Puccini lays down a tune
A bird is always creeping from her room.
Original Lyrics:
She's sweet on Wagner
I'd think she'd die for Beethoven
She loves the way Puccini lays down a tune
And Verdi's always creeping from her room.
"Rockaria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's swiggin' vodka.
Original Lyrics:
She's sweet on Wagner.
"Roll Over Beethoven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna write a little letter and mail it to Calamity Jane
Original Lyrics:
Gonna write a little letter and mail it to my local DJ
"Roll Over Beethoven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna write a little letter and mail it to Malevolent Jane
Original Lyrics:
Gonna write a little letter and mail it to my local DJ
"Roll Over Beethoven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna write a little letter and mail it to my lover today
Original Lyrics:
Gonna write a little letter and mail it to my local d.j
"Roll Over Beethoven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My temperature's risin', my jukebox's stolen a fuse
My heart's been a rhythm, sorting out rhythm reviews
Original Lyrics:
My temperatures risin', the jukebox's blowing a fuse
My heart's beatin' a rhythm, singin' out rhythm and blues
"Shine A Little Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you've heard it on the phone
Original Lyrics:
I know you've heard it all before
"Shine A Little Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Showing me the love of my life on NBC.
Original Lyrics:
Just shine a little love on my life and let me see.
"Shine A Little Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're showing me the love of my life on NBC
Original Lyrics:
Just shine a little love on my life, and let me see
"Shine a Little Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You shall elope on my life.
Original Lyrics:
Just shine a little love on my life, and let me see
"Showdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a real submarine.
Original Lyrics:
It's a real suffering.
"Showdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a real submarine
Original Lyrics:
It's unreal, this suffering
"Showdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save me, oh save me
Send a real submarine
There's gonna be a showdown.
Original Lyrics:
Save me, oh save me
It's unreal, the suffering
There's gonna be a showdown.
"Standin' In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm standing in the rain
It's streaming down on me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm standing in the rain
It's teeming down on me.
'Teeming' is printed on the album slipcover. Actual lyrics as sung on 'Out of the Blue' differ in a couple of dozen spots from those printed.
"Steppin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
But then again who knows about the money
Original Lyrics:
But then again who knows about the rain
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it strains my d*ck
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, it strains my d***.
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna shave my d**k.
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a stage magic.
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a strange mansion
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a strange, mad dick
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to stretch my dick
Original Lyrics:
got a strange magic!
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta change my dick
Original Lyrics:
Got strange magic
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta squeeze my d***.
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta stage my chick
Original Lyrics:
She's got a strange magic!
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got to strain my d***.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a space magic.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta strain my d**k
Original Lyrics:
I've got a strange magic
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake my d***
Original Lyrics:
Strange magic
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta strain mydick
Original Lyrics:
She's got a strange magic!
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Space magic
Original Lyrics:
Strange magic
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange magic
Oh what a goat...
Strange magic
Oh it's so good
Strange magic...
Got a strange magic
Original Lyrics:
Strange magic
Oh what a...
Strange magic.
Oh it's a...
Strange magic.
Got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange man's d***
Original Lyrics:
Strange magic
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want a strait jacket.
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic.
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want a straitjacket
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic
"Strange Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta, strain my-y-y chick!
Original Lyrics:
She's got a strange magic!
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' Lola, hold on.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover, hold on.
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' mama, hold on.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover, hold on.
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on, street walkin' woman
or
Hold on, street talkin' woman.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on, sweet talkin' woman.
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on, sweet talkin' Roman
Original Lyrics:
Hold on, sweet talkin' woman.
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Insufficient dater coming through
Original Lyrics:
Insufficient data coming through
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Insufficient daylight coming through
Original Lyrics:
Insufficient data coming through
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Insufficient daytime coming through
Original Lyrics:
Insufficient data coming through
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Insufficient gator
Original Lyrics:
Insufficient data
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Insufficient tator coming through
Original Lyrics:
Insufficient data coming through
"Sweet Talkin' Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah now, sweet talkin' Lola
or
Hoe-down, sweet talkin' low-life
or
Hold 'em, sweet talkin' bowmen
or
Roll down, sweet talkin' plumber.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on, sweet talkin' woman.
"Sweet Talking Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So sad, if that's the way you're sober
Original Lyrics:
So sad if that's the way it's over
"Sweet Talking Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got it so wrong
Sweet talking woman.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta slow down
Sweet talking woman.
"Sweet Talking Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got soap suds
Be bop a lula.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta slow down
Sweet talking woman.
"Sweet Talking Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta slow down
Sweet talking Lola.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta slow down
Sweet talking woman.
"Telephone Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue knees, black tights
Original Lyrics:
Blue days, black nights
"Telephone Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do these black nights
Original Lyrics:
Blue days, black nights
"Telephone Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, who are you?
Original Lyrics:
Hello, how are you?
"Telephone Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in firelight
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in twilight
"Telephone Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Kate, so you're not answering.
Original Lyrics:
O.K., so no one's answering.
"Telephone Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me to whine
Original Lyrics:
Telephone line
"Telephone Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell it to life, give me some time,
I'm living in twilight
or
Tellin' no lies, give me some time,
I'm living in twilight
or
Tellin' no lies, give me some time,
I'm living in twilight
Original Lyrics:
Telephone line, give me some time, I'm living in twilight
"Telephone Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through these black nights
Original Lyrics:
Blue days, black nights
"The Lights Go Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, let's go down.
Original Lyrics:
When the lights go down
"The Way Life's Meant To Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I wander around this rare covered town
Where people never speak aloud
Original Lyrics:
As I wander around this wreck of a town
Where people never speak aloud
"Turn To Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone
In you're cubby hole
I can't go on.
Original Lyrics:
I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone
When you comin' home?
I can't go on.
"Turn To Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned to stone
A year ago
I turned to stone.
Original Lyrics:
I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone.
"Turn To Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Italian streets that hide away
Original Lyrics:
The tired streets that hide away
"Turn To Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My turtle's gone, when you were gone.
My turtle's gone, turtle's gone
Original Lyrics:
I turn to stone when you are gone
I turn to stone, turn to stone
"Turn To Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My turtle's gone.
Original Lyrics:
I turn to stone.
"Turn To Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shadows dancing on the wall
(the toaster in the hall)
Original Lyrics:
The shadows dancing on the wall
(the two-step in the hall)
"Turn To Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The toaster in the hall
or
The turnstile in the hall
or
The tombstone in the hall
or
The twister in the hall
or
The tungsten in the hall
Original Lyrics:
The two-step in the hall
"Turn To Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been gone for so long
Can I get a reunion?
Original Lyrics:
You've been gone for so long
And I can't carry on.
"Twilight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just on the border of your waking mind
There lies another time regardless of light or warmth
And as you transfer all of sanity you feel so glad to be.
Original Lyrics:
Just on the border of your waking mind
There lies another time where darkness and light are one
And as you tread the halls of sanity you feel so glad to be.
"Twilight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fish is dancing in my mind
Original Lyrics:
The vision's dancing in my mind
"Twilight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With our hands held high
We touch the sky
And you can't help me
From the red sigh.
Original Lyrics:
With your head held high
And your scarlet lies
You can't help to be
From the open skies.
"Twilight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With your hand held high
And your star that shines
Original Lyrics:
With your head held high
And your scarlet lies
"Twilight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With your head held high and your scarlet flies
you came down to me from the open skies.
Original Lyrics:
With your head held high and your scarlet lies
you came down to me from the open skies.
"Twilight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With your head held high
And your scarlet lice
Original Lyrics:
With your head held high
And your scarlet lies

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