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"Back Door Man"
'Elow your peep-hole and tyin' the sleeve
I'm half-Jamaican with my midnight treat, yeah.
Hello, y'all people that tryin' to sleep
I'm out to make it with my midnight dream, yeah.
"Back Door Man"
Hey all you people trying to sleep
I eat more chicken any man ever seen
yeah
I'm a back door man
Hello, y'all people that tryin' to sleep
I'm out to make it with my midnight dream, yeah.
"Back Door Man"
I'm a big dumb man
I'm a back door man
"Back Door Man"
I'm a fat bald man.
I'm a back door man.
"Break On Through (To The Other Side)"
90 miles a day
Night divides the day.
"Break On Through (To The Other Side)"
Shake it! Ohh!
She gets...high!
"Break On Through"
All your dreams I idolize.
Arms a dream, eyes a lie.
"Break On Through"
Arms a dream, eyes a lie
Arms that chain us, eyes that lie
"Break On Through"
Break off dude, to the other side.
Break on through, to the other side.
"Break On Through"
Break off news to the other side.
Break on through to the other side.
"Break On Through"
I found an eyelid in your arms
Pork chop in your eyes.
I found an island in your arms
A country in your eyes.
"Break On Through"
I found an eyelid in your arms
Poultry in your eyes.
I found an island in your arms
Country in your eyes.
"Break On Through"
I found an island in your arms
A palm tree in your eyes
I found an island in your arms
A country in your eyes
"Break On Through"
I found an island in your arms
Poultry in your eyes.
I found an island in your arms
Country in your eyes.
"Break On Through"
Secant! Secant! Secant!
She gets! She gets! She gets!
"Break On Through"
Seek it! Seek it!
She gets! She gets!
The misunderstanding is probably due to the fact that Morrison's lyric, as originally sung, was 'She gets high' -- but that was truncated by the folks at Elektra Records for its drug reference. Makes no sense this way, though.
"Break On Through"
Take all poop to the other side.
Break on through, to the other side.
"Break On Through"
W*** on through to the other side.
Break on through to the other side.
"Break On Through"
Wake up to the Canada Dry
Break on through to the other side
"Break On Through"
We chased our turtles here
Dug up feathers there.
We chased our pleasures here
Dug our treasures there.
"Break On Through"
You know the day destroys the night
Ninety vibes a day.
You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day.
"Break On Through"
You're gonna get destroyed tonight
Ninety-five today.
You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day.
"Hello, I Love You"
Cyborg crouches at her feet.
Sidewalk crouches at her feet.
"Hello, I Love You"
Do you hope to make it, see you through?
Do you hope to f$#k this dusty Jew?
Do you hope to make her see, you fool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
Jim Morrison wrote this song about a black girl he saw on the beach, weaving her way through the people.
"Hello, I Love You"
Do you hope to plug this dusty tool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
"Hello, I Love You"
Do you hope to plunk this dusty tune?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
"Hello, I Love You"
Hello, I love you
Don't you tell me you're gay.
Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
"Hello, I Love You"
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your bed.
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game.
"Hello, I Love You"
Hello, I'll f*** you
If you tell me your name.
Hello I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
"Hello, I Love You"
Hello, I'll f**k you
if you tell me your name
Hello I love you
won't you tell me your name
"Hyacinth House"
The Paisley Lions disdain
To please the lions this day
The Paisley Lions are a motorcycle speedway team in Paisley, Scotland. Their home matches are held at the Love Street Stadium.
"L A Woman"
Any womans gonna have to do
L A woman sunday afternoon
"L A Woman"
Well I took a little down about an hour ago.
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L A Woman"
Well I took a little down about an hour ago
Well I just got in to town about an hour ago
"L A Woman"
Well, I did a little dog about an hour ago.
Well I took into town about an hour ago.
"L'America"
F***ed their women, loved their ways.
But the women loved their ways.
"L. A. Woman"
L.A. woman's gonna hafta do.
L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon
"L. A. Woman"
Well, I did a little dynamite about an hour ago.
Well, I just got in to town about an hour ago.
"L. A. Woman"
Well, I lit from Dunkin Donuts about an hour ago.
Well, I just got in to town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
A jutta-nutta law ding-dong
Or just another lost angel.
"L.A. Woman"
Alien woman
L.A. Woman
"L.A. Woman"
Ask any lady
To give up her house.
or
Passionate lady
Give up your bowels.
Passionate lady
Give up your vows.
"L.A. Woman"
City of lice
City of Light
"L.A. Woman"
Cops in cars,
chocolate bars
Cops in cars,
topless bars
"L.A. Woman"
Cops in cars, tapas bars
Cops in cars, topless bars
"L.A. Woman"
Cops in cars, with chocolate bars
Cops in cars, topless bars
"L.A. Woman"
Cops in cars
Timeless bars
Cops in cars
Topless bars
"L.A. Woman"
Derkerderkerderker 'bout an hour ago!
Well, I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Dig a little dynamite an hour ago
Just got into town about an hour ago
"L.A. Woman"
I did a little down about an hour ago.
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
I took a little dot about an hour ago.
Just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
L.A. Woman's on the afternoon.
L.A. woman Sunday afternoon.
"L.A. Woman"
L.A. woman's gonna have to lose.
L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon
"L.A. Woman"
Passionate lady, give up your mouth.
Passionate lady, give up your vows.
"L.A. Woman"
Well I did a little diddle 'bout an hour ago.
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Well I did a little doll about an hour ago.
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Well I dig a little diner 'bout an hour ago.
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Well I dig a little doggy 'bout an hour ago
Well I just got into town about an hour ago
"L.A. Woman"
Well I took a little down about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
Well I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
"L.A. Woman"
Well I took a look around about an hour ago.
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Well it's been about an hour since an hour ago.
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Well, I did a little girl about an hour ago!
Well, I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Well, I dig a little dirt about an hour ago.
Well, I just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Well, I dug a little dirt about an hour ago.
Well, I took into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Well, dig a man's banana 'bout a hour.
Well, just got into town about an hour ago.
"L.A. Woman"
Well, my underwear turned brown about an hour ago.
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
"LA Woman"
Well I tickled into town about an hour ago.
I just got into town about an hour ago.
"Light My Fire"
And I'll love you, come a funeral pyre!
And our love become a funeral pyre.
"Light My Fire"
And our love became a fuedal empire.
And our love became a funeral pyre.
"Light My Fire"
And our love became a funeral fire
And our love became a funeral pyre
"Light My Fire"
And our love become a few miles higher.
And our love become a funeral pyre.
"Light My Fire"
And our love become a funeral parlor.
And our love become a funeral pyre.
"Light My Fire"
And our love become a funeral pile
And our love become a funeral pyre
"Light My Fire"
Carmen baby light my fire
Chatter set the night on fire
Come on baby light my fire
try to set the night on fire
"Light My Fire"
China set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
"Light My Fire"
I want to drink out of my thigh.
Come on baby, light my fire.
"Light My Fire"
No time to wallow window mire.
No time to wallow in the mire.
"Light My Fire"
No time to wallow winter mire.
No time to wallow in the mire.
"Light My Fire"
Our love will be a few gropes higher
Our love will be a funeral pyre
"Light My Fire"
Schnider, set the night on fire.
Try to set the night on fire.
"Light My Fire"
The time to imitate is through
or
The time to educate is through
or
The time to educate is through
The time to hesitate is through
"Light My Fire"
Try to come and change my tire
Try to set the night on fire
"Light My Fire"
Try to set your nightie on fire.
Try to set the night on fire.
"Love Her Madly"
All above
or
All alone
All your love
"Love Her Madly"
Don't ya love her a**, she's walkin' out the door.
Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door.
"Love Her Madly"
Don't you love her madly,
Wanna meet her daddy?
or
Don't you love her madly,
Wanna eat her barely?
or
Don't you love her madly,
Wanna eat her barely?
Don't you love her madly,
Wanna be her daddy
"Love Her Madly"
Don't you love her, Maddie?
Don't you love her madly?
"Love Her Madly"
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem cue pea undo marr
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark
"Love Her Madly"
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the lark.
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses sing jubily on the mark.
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
Of a deep blue sea
Seven horses seem to be on the march.
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
Of a deep blue sea
Seven oceans seem to be on the march.
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
Two feet on the moor
or
Sail on the deep blue sea
Seven horse at sea
Two feet on the morgue
or
Sail on the deep blue sea
Seven horse at sea
Two feet on the morgue
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark
"Love Her Madly"
Seven horses seem to belong to Mars.
Seven horses seem to be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
Seven horses seem, to be on the mud.
Seven horses seem, to be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
Seven horses seen
Trooping on the march.
Seven horses seem
To be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
Seven horses seen
Two feet on the mark.
Seven horses seem
To be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
Seven on sixteen, Julie's onto Mars.
Seven horses seem to be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
Sevn horses seem
Two feet off the ground.
Seven horses seem
To be on the mark.
"Love Her Madly"
don't you love her manly?
Don't you love her madly?
"Love Me Two Times"
Ebony's got we
Yeah, my knees got weak
"Love Me Two Times"
I'm gone away.
I'm goin' away.
"Love Me Two Times"
I'm the shoe shine man.
I'm the two time man.
"Love Me Two Times"
Love me two times, girl
I'm gonna wait.
Love me two times, girl
I'm goin' away.
"Love Me Two Times"
Love me, shoe shine boy.
Love me two times, girl.
"Love Me Two Times"
Lovely shoe shine girl.
Love me two times girl.
"Love Me Two Times"
Lovely shoe shine girl
Love me two times, girl.
"Love Me Two Times"
Oh, my knees got grey.
You know my knees got weak.
"Love Me Two Times"
Yeah my niece got weed
Yeah my knees got weak
"People Are Strange"
Streets are all evil when you're down
Streets are uneven when you're down
"People Are Strange"
Streets are run even when you're down.
Streets are uneven when you're down.
"People Are Strange"
Streets are up even when you're down
Streets are uneven when you're down
"People Are Strange"
When you're strange
Don't go out in the rain.
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain.
"People Are Strange"
When you're strange
Faces come out of the range.
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain.
"Riders On The Storm"
An actor all alone.
An actor out on loan.
"Riders On The Storm"
Give this man a ride,
sweet devil he will die
Give this man a ride,
sweet memory will die
"Riders On The Storm"
Give this man a ride, sweet memory will die.
or
Give this man a ride, sweet family will die.
or
Give this man a ride, sweet Emily will die.
or
Give this man a ride, sweet Emily will die.
If you give this man a ride, sweet memory will die.
"Riders On The Storm"
Give this man a ride
Sweet Heaven, he will die.
Give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die.
"Riders On The Storm"
Give this man a ride
Sweet family will die.
Give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die.
"Riders On The Storm"
God, I love your man.
Gotta love your man.
"Riders On The Storm"
Hector, ala' mode
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
In fact, we're on our own.
An actor all alone
"Riders On The Storm"
Into this house of porn
Into this house we're born.
"Riders On The Storm"
J. 'Gay' Lo holiday
Take a long holiday
J. Lo is the nickname of Jennifer Lopez.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like Hector out of Rome
An actor out on loan
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone and hacked around on loan.
Like a dog without a bone, an actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
And actor out on loan.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
And tractor out on loan.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
Being hacked around at home.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
Into to this world were throne.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
It's apt and all alone.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
A cat without a home.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
A cat without a home.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
A cat without a moan.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
A house without a home.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
An actor without a role.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
And after all alone.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
And raptor a la mode.
or
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone.
or
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a dog without a bone
And raptor a la mode.
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan.
"Riders On The Storm"
Like a frog without a stone
and factor on a tone
Like a dog without a bone
An actor all alone
"Riders On The Storm"
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house were born
Into this world of dawn
Like a dog without a bone
An actor on a loan
Riders on the storm
There's a killer on the roam
His brain's a-squirmin' like a stone
Taykay lon halidae
Let your children play
If ya give this man a rise
Sweet Ann-Marie'll die
Killer on the roam, yeah.
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone
Riders on the storm
There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah.
"Riders On The Storm"
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house were born
Into this world of dawn
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out of role
Riders on the storm
There's a killer on the roam
His brain's a-squirmin' like a stone
Taykay lon halidae
Let your children play
If ya give this man a rise
Sweet Ann-Marie'll die
Killer on the roam, yeah.
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone
Riders on the storm
There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah.
"Riders On The Storm"
Writers on the stone
Riders on the storm
"Riders On the Storm"
If you give this man a ride
Sweet family will die.
If you give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die.
"Riders on the Storm"
Spiders on the stove
Riders on the storm
"Riders on the Storm"
Take along Harley Day
Take a long holiday
"Roadhouse Blues"
Action lady.
Ashen-lady.
"Roadhouse Blues"
Ask any lady
To give up her house.
Passionate lady
Give up your vows.
"Roadhouse Blues"
Do it honey do it.
Do it Robbie do it.
"Roadhouse Blues"
I should've laid her.
Ashen-lady.
"Roadhouse Blues"
I went back to the roadhouse and got someone to love
In the back of the roadhouse, they got some bungalows
"Roadhouse Blues"
I'm gone to the road house and got some fun to load.
In the back of the roadhouse, they got some bungalows.
"Roadhouse Blues"
Passion lady, passion lady
Give up your vows, give up your vows.
Ashen lady, ashen lady
Give up your vows, give up your vows.
"Roadhouse Blues"
Woke up this morning and I got myself a mirror!
Woke up this morning and I got myself a beer!
"Roadhouse Blues"
Woke up this morning,
I got myself a beard
Woke up this morning,
I got myself a beer
"Roadhouse Blues"
Woke up this morning, and I copped myself a feel.
Woke up this morning and I grabbed myself a beer.
"Roadhouse Blues"
Woke up this morning
I got myself a deal.
Woke up this morning
I got myself a beer.
"Roadhouse Blues"
Yeah, at the back of the roadhouse,
They've got some bum to love.
Yeah, the back of the roadhouse,
They've got some bum to love!
Yeah, the back of the roadhouse,
They've got some bungalows.
Yeah, the back of the roadhouse,
They've got some bungalows.
"Roadhouse"
Well I woke up Dee moaning and I got myself a beer.
Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.
"Shaman's Blues"
Bone grinding grizzly bear jaws
Cold grinded grizzly bear jaws
"Someday Soon"
You're going to die
And you're going to be needing
All of your lines.
You're going to die
And you're going to be needing
All of your eyes.
"Someday Soon"
You're going to die
And you're going to be needing
All of your lives.
You're going to die
And you're going to be needing
All of your lies.
"The Crystal Ship"
When we get back, I'll travel light.
When we get back, I'll drop a line.
"The End"
Johnny boy is calmin' down
The blue bus is callin' us
"The End"
The blue birds is callin' us.
The blue bus is callin' us.
"The End"
This is the end
Intiped friend.
This is the end
Beautiful friend.
"The End"
We're, it seems, inside the gold mine.
Weird scenes inside the gold mine.
"The End"
Weird scenes inside the phone line.
Weird scenes inside the gold mine.
"The Soft Parade"
It's getting hard
Judas Christ sailors to the underfed.
It's getting hard
To describe sailors to the underfed.
"The Soft Parade"
It's getting harder Judas Christ sailors to the underfed
It's getting harder to describe sailors to the underfed
"Touch Me"
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now clutch me, baby.
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, babe.
"Touch Me"
I don't care what she said
Why don't you tell me what she said?
"Touch Me"
I'm gonna love ya'
Till the heaven stars arrange.
I'm gonna love ya'
Till the heaven stops the rain.
"Touch Me"
Smokin' buddha
Stronger than dirt
"Wishful, Sinful"
Wishbone, shinbone
Your love is
Wishful, sinful
Your love is