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There are 121 misheard song lyrics for Deep Purple on amIright currently.

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"Child In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet child in time
Your silver lime
The lime that's drown between the good and bad.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet child in time
You'll see the line
The line that's drawn between the good and the bad.
"Child In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait for the wicked shade.
Original Lyrics:
Wait for the ricochet.
"Flight Of The Rat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread the word around
Batman's leaving town
The message is a song
The mystery is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Spread the word around
The rat is leaving town
The message is a song
The misery is gone.
"Highway Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody gonna have my girl
She eats cole slaw every day
Original Lyrics:
Nobody gonna have my girl
She stays close on every bend
"Hush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brush, brush
Original Lyrics:
Hush, hush
"Hush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hirsch, Hirsch!
I thought I heard her calling my name.
Original Lyrics:
Hush, Hush!
I thought I heard her calling my name.
"Hush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hush, hush
I thought I heard her calling on me now.
or
Hush, hush
I thought I heard her coming on me now.
Original Lyrics:
Hush, hush
I thought I heard her calling my name now.
"Knocking At Your Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now she eases gently
From her husband to her Bentley.
Original Lyrics:
And now she eases gently
From her Austen to her Bentley.
"Knocking At Your Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
The log was in my pocket
When Lucy met the Rocket
or
Her glove was in my pocket
When Lucy hit the rocket
or
Her glove was in my pocket
When Lucy hit the rocket
Original Lyrics:
The rope was in my pocket
When Lucy made the rocket
"Knocking At Your Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we put her on the hit list
To become a cunnilingist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her arms down to her bent knee
Original Lyrics:
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
"Knocking At Your Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Nancy was a prancer
To get into her pants
We had to beat the aristocracy
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pants
We had to be the aristocracy
"Maybe I'm a Leo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a Leo, but I ain't a lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a Leo, but I ain't a lion.
"My Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blind woman from Tokyo
She makes me see.
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see.
"My Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad woman from Tokyo
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
"My Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman from Cocaine U.
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo.
"My Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
She makes me sing.
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see.
"My Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman from toke a oh.
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo.
"My Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman is ok-o.
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
"My Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman is okay, oh.
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo.
"My Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman was just K.O.'d.
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo.
"My Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman from Cocao
or
Wild women and cocaine, oh
or
Wild women and cocaine, oh
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
"My Woman from Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old woman from Tokyo
or
Bind woman just toke it yo
or
My woman is ok yo
or
My woman is ok yo
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
"My Woman from Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman is ok, yo!
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
"My Woman from Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman is okie do
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
"Perfect Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your tears are asking for the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Your tears are lost in falling rain.
"Razzle Dazzle"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're at the devil's
Call it what you want.
Original Lyrics:
Razzle dazzle
Call it what you want.
"Smoke On The WAter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow coming water, a fire in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The WAter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter, that fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The WAter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoking Walter, the fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
A funky broad was running in and out.
Original Lyrics:
Funky Claude was running in and out.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
A funky dwarf was running in and out.
Original Lyrics:
Funky Claude was running in and out.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
A funky little fog was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Funky & Claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out of the ground.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me Walter.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Floater in the water
Farts light up the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Floater in the water
Farts light up the sky
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Mormons were at the best place around.
Original Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Mothers were at the best place around.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Muppets
Original Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seemed to be the blues erase
Original Lyrics:
It seemed that we would lose the race
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making our music dead.
Original Lyrics:
Making our music there.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Cousin Walter
Fire in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Cousin Roger
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, common warfare
A fire in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Cousin Walter
And he's got fries.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh it's 'cause I'm wanted, by the FBI.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pokin' your daughter
C***in' in her eye.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
S'mores on the water, cracker in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shmoke and a pancake
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow Cousin Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow Motion Walter
The fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow Uncle Walter
Kinda dim, this guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow burning roaches
And fire in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow c**ing Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow comin' over
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow coming mother
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow coming warfare
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow cousin Walter.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow cousin Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow cousin walter fire in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter
Umpire in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter
Fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter
Fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter
The fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water,br> Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion walker, he's a fire engine kind of guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow runnin' water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow talkin walter I think he's gonna die
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water a fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow talking Walter
The fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow turning water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow turning water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walkin' Walter,
and those fire engine guys
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water,
a fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walkin' Walter
The fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walking Roger
The fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walking Walter
The fire-engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow, walking Mulder. The alien's still alive
or
Smoke full of water, the fire engine guy
or
Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy...
or
Slow motion Walter, fire-engine guy.
or
Slow motion Walter, with tires in her thighs
or
Smoke eating Walter, A fire fighting guy
or
Smoke eating Walter, A fire fighting guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, A fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke in the water
Fire in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water,
a fire in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water,
a fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in her eye.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A pirate in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in her eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire that guy!
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Papaya in the sky!
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on water
And so were getten high.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke under water
Fire in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke underwater
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smooth operator
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow covered horses, and fire in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow covered horses
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow-covered otter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soap on the water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stoned over water
or
Slow coming Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stoned over water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
To make records with a phone dial
We had the best fish and lamb.
Original Lyrics:
To make records with the mobile
We had the best place in town.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We aimed it up at the Grand Hotel.
Original Lyrics:
We ended up at the Grand Hotel.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out from Rockford on the Lake Geneva shoreline
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Monterey
on a lake beneath the shoreline
Original Lyrics:
We all came down to Montreux
on the Lake Geneva shoreline
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Montrose, on the Whiskey River Shorline.
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Montrose
On the Lake Toledo shoreline
To make records with Motown
We didn't have a dime.
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records on a Mobile
We didn't have much time.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Nothland
On a lazy neon shoreline.
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to motel, on the Lake Jennifer sureline.
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We ended up with Dick's flannel tape
And his antique autograph.
Original Lyrics:
We ended up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty, cold, and bare.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Frank Zappa and the Mothers
They had the best place around.
Original Lyrics:
But Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it all was over
We had to find another play.
Original Lyrics:
When it all was over
We had to find another place.
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, c**in' home girl
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a few red lights, a few old beers
We made a place to sleep!
Original Lyrics:
With a few red lights, a few old beds
We made a place to sweat.
"Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter
The fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
"Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walkin' Walter and fightin' in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
"Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water,a fire in the sky
"Space Truckin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go, space monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go space truckin'.
"Space Truckin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
We passed around the boring Alice
We're space truckin' 'round the store
Original Lyrics:
We danced around with Borealice
We're space truckin' 'round the the stars
"Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman from Tocumwal
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
"Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman from tough candy yoke
Original Lyrics:
My woman from To-k-yo
"Woman From Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman is ok, yo!
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
"Woman from Tokyo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kind woman with some mayo
She made me steal.
Original Lyrics:
My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see.

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