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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Dead Kennedys

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dead Kennedys that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 24 misheard song lyrics for Dead Kennedys on amIright currently.

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"California Uber Alles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another altoid you will pay.
Original Lyrics:
Mellow out or you will pay.
"California Uber Alles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
California Liberalis
Original Lyrics:
California Uber Alles
"California Uber Alles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
California umbrellas
Original Lyrics:
California uber alles
"California Uber Alles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I order smiles and never frowns
Original Lyrics:
My aura smiles and never frowns
"California Uber Alles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
IRS files are all around.
Original Lyrics:
My aura smiles and never frowns.
"California Uber Alles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You will jog, I will masturbate
And always wear the happy face.
Original Lyrics:
You will jog for the master race
And alway wear the happy face.
"California Uber Alles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a dog in the master race
Always wear a happy face
Close your eyes and listen dear
The big ol' white horse is here
'Get up on it's back,' you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Original Lyrics:
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
"California Uber Alles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kids will masturbate in school.
Original Lyrics:
Your kids will meditate in school.
"Chemical Warfare" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the Walkman.
Original Lyrics:
Chemical warfare
"Chemical Warfare" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy the Wolfman
Original Lyrics:
Chemical warfare
"Holiday In Cambodia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold hot, cold hot
Original Lyrics:
Pol Pot, Pol Pot
"Holiday In Cambodia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat 'n' old, fat 'n' old
Original Lyrics:
Pol Pot, Pol Pot
"Holiday In Cambodia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Its Holiday In Cambodia you better of packed right
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget to pack a wife
"Holiday In Cambodia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan's in the mirror looking for you.
Original Lyrics:
So, you've been to school for a year or two.
"Kill The Poor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that we have the new turaun bomb
Original Lyrics:
Now that we have the nutron bomb
"Nazi Punks F*** Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't no better than the Manchus.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't no better than the bouncers.
"Stealing People's Mail" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We better not get caught with presumptuous diseases
Original Lyrics:
We better not get caught
We'll be dumped institutions
"Too Drunk To F***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You b*** like the baby in Eraserhead.
Original Lyrics:
You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead.
"Too Drunk To F***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You fall like a baby in a razor bed.
Original Lyrics:
You bawl like the baby in 'Eraserhead'.
"Too Drunk To Fuck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifteen beers and a cider or five
Original Lyrics:
Sixteen beers and I starteded up a fight
"Too Drunk To Fuck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifteen beers and a side of love on white
Original Lyrics:
Sixteen beers and I started up a fight
"Too Drunk To Fuck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You bawl like a baby in a razor bed
Original Lyrics:
You ball like the baby in Eraserhead
"Too Drunk to F***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You b*** like the baby in 'Eraserhead'.
Original Lyrics:
You bawl like the baby in 'Eraserhead'.
"Viva Las Vegas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh that blackjack and poker and the roulette wheel
I'll a fortune money lost on every deal
All you need is sofa and nerves of steel, so
Original Lyrics:
Oh that blackjack and poker and the roulette wheel
I'll poach your money lost on every deal
All you need is sonar and nerves of steel, so

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