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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Deacon Blue

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Deacon Blue that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 17 misheard song lyrics for Deacon Blue on amIright currently.

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"Chocolate Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz he picks his nose when he touches her
Original Lyrics:
Cuz he thinks he knows when he touches her
Editor's note: The actual spelling is "'cause" (not "cos"), as it is short for "because."
"Fergus Sings The Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Home Sid James, my biggest influence
Tell me why James and Bobby Purify
Original Lyrics:
Home sick James, my biggest influence
Tell me why James and Bobby Purify
"Love and Regret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your ways are tender and your arse is straight
Original Lyrics:
Your ways are tender and your paths are straight
"Queen of the New Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name for you
Is Queen of the Moonies
Original Lyrics:
My name for you
Is Queen of the New Year
"Queen of the New Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name for you
Is Queen of the nudists
Original Lyrics:
My name for you
Is Queen of the New Year
"Real Gone Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I put away those shubadears, shubadears, shubadears.
Original Lyrics:
And I out away this souvenirs (souvenirs, souvenirs).
"Real Gone Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade baby
Original Lyrics:
Maybe now, baby
"Real Gone Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living out baby
Original Lyrics:
Maybe now, baby
"Real Gone Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living up, baby
Original Lyrics:
Maybe now, baby
"Real Gone Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making out baby
Original Lyrics:
Maybe now, baby
"Real Gone Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Memin out baby
Original Lyrics:
Maybe now, baby
"Real Gone Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nebbing out baby
Original Lyrics:
Maybe now, baby
"Twist And Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart it out baby, fart it out baby, fart it out baby
Original Lyrics:
Find out baby, find out baby, find out baby
"Twist and Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you walk a little in your love mat, are you sure your a*se can see the right side?
I see a pale girl in a blue room with a pink dress and a white smile
(Later)
Jump the hoop, the whole world is just good as standing around
At the table and the things you say don't seem so certain as in harmony
When we kissed at midnight and the lady bell had
Gave me courage for my heart's jealousy
Original Lyrics:
So you walk a little in a long mile to be sure your eyes can see the right sights
I see a pale girl in a blue room with a pink dress and a wide smile
(Later)
Junk food the whole world over's good as standing 'round
So it's April and the things you say don't seem as certain as on Hogmanay
When we kissed at midnight and the wee, wee bell had
Gave me courage for my heart to tell
Hogmanay is the name given to the celebration of the New Year in Scotland (the band are Scottish). "Wee" means "small" in Scotland so in this song "wee, wee bell" means "small, small bell".
"Twist and Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a lot of things to say about the big world and the white skies
Original Lyrics:
You've got a lot of things to say about the big world and the high skies
"Wages Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex
Original Lyrics:
Say Say Say Say Say
This was misheard by Smash Hits magazine (UK) who printed an apology to the band in the next issue.
"Your Swaying Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk with me in streets where she once stooped
Original Lyrics:
Walk with me in streets where she once stood

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