Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Perry Como

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There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Perry Como on amIright currently.

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"(I'm Dreaming Of A) White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
With every Christmas card I like.
Original Lyrics:
With every Christmas card I write.
"As Time Goes By"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fundamental things of life
As time goes by.
Original Lyrics:
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.
"Bali H'ai"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valley High will call you.
Original Lyrics:
Bali Ha'i will call you.
"C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S"
Misheard Lyrics:
Army's our redeemer.
Original Lyrics:
'R' means our Redeemer.
"Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let cigars get in your thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the stars get in your eyes.
"Home For The Holidays"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you long for the sunshine and the friendly gays
Original Lyrics:
When you long for the sunshine of a friendly gaze
The music was written by Robert Allen, and the lyrics were penned by Al Stimman, and the song itself was published in 1954. That same year, Perry Como recorded it for the first time.
"Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the dream Danny bought, he could kiss that-a-way.
Original Lyrics:
Never dreamed anybody could kiss that-a-way.
"Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, hot diggity, doll ziggity
Boom, what you do to me
When you neuter me, what you do to me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity
Boom what you do to me
It's so new to me, what you do to me.
"I Found A Million Dollar Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the crowd got wise, it's a deadbeat.
Original Lyrics:
Until the crowd got wise, incidentally.
"It's Impossible"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can the ocean keep the Russians from our shore?
It's impossible ...
Original Lyrics:
Can the ocean keep from rushing to the shore?
It's impossible ...
"It's Impossible"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can the ocean keep the Russians from our shore?
Original Lyrics:
Can the ocean keep from rushing to the shore?
"It's Impossible"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had you, could I ever want four more?
Original Lyrics:
If I had you, could I ever want for more?
"Magic Moments"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Romans
Original Lyrics:
Magic moments
"Magic Moments"
Misheard Lyrics:
Madge moments
Original Lyrics:
Magic moments
"Magic Moments"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Taliban called.
Original Lyrics:
The telephone call
"Papa Loves Mambo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dominoes Bongo
Original Lyrics:
Papa loves mambo
"Round And Round"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roulette wheel, it goes 'round and 'round.
Original Lyrics:
Find a wheel and it goes round, round, round.
"Seattle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a litle child, throwing up free and wild, in Seattle
Original Lyrics:
Like a little child, growing up free and wild, In Seattle

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The Very Best of Perry Como album at Amazon.com
And I Love You So/It's Impossible album at Amazon.com
Perry Como: Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Saturday Night With Mr. C./When You Come to the End of the Day album at Amazon.com
By Request/Sing to Me, Mr. C. album at Amazon.com
Greatest Christmas Songs album at Amazon.com
The Love Collection album at Amazon.com
 
 
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