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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Coasters that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 13 misheard song lyrics for The Coasters on amIright currently.

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"Along Came Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Along came Jones.
Talkin' Jones
Original Lyrics:
Along came Jones.
Tall thin Jones
"Along Came Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't give me that GTO ranch I'll saw you all in half'
Along came lonely, lanky John
Original Lyrics:
If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll saw you all in half
Along came long-legged, lanky Jones
"Bad Detective"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've got a tipped vagina.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I got a tip from China.
"Charlie Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's always poopin' in the hall?
Original Lyrics:
Who's always goofin' in the hall?
"Charlie Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's always poopin' in the halls?
Original Lyrics:
Who's always goofin' in the halls?
"Poison Ivy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys in the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Poison Ivy.
"Yakety Yak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety yak (Don't go back.)
Original Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! (Don't talk back.)
"Yakety Yak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety yak
Don't do crack!
Original Lyrics:
Yakety yak
Don't talk back.
"Yakety Yak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't come back!
Original Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't talk back!
"Yakety Yak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't go bad!
Original Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't talk back!
"Yakkity Yak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell your hoodlum friends I died,
you ain't got time to take a ride
Original Lyrics:
Just tell your hoodlum friends outside,
you ain't got time to take a ride
"Yakkity Yak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take out the papers and the trash
or you don't get no friendly cash
Original Lyrics:
Take out the papers and the trash
or you don't get no spending cash
"Yakkity Yak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your father simply knows what cooks.
Original Lyrics:
Your father's hip, he knows what cooks.

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Very Best of album at Amazon.com
The Coasters - 20 Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
The Ultimate Coasters album at Amazon.com
Yakety Yak & Other Favorites album at Amazon.com
The Coasters - Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
 
 
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