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Along came Johns
Along came Jones
Along came Jones.
Talkin' Jones
Along came Jones.
Tall thin Jones
And then along came lonely lanky Jones
If you don't give me the deed to your ranch,
I'll saw you all in half
Along came long-legged, lanky Jones
If you don't give me that GTO ranch I'll saw you all in half'
Along came lonely, lanky John
If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll saw you all in half
Along came long-legged, lanky Jones
along came long, lean, naked jones
along came long, lean, lanky jones
"Bad Detective"
Well, I've got a tipped vagina.
Well, I got a tip from China.
"Brazil"
Return, well I will
well, to old
Bridezilla (bridezilla)
Bridezilla (bridezilla).
Return, well I will
well, to old
Brazil (Brazil)
Brazil (Brazil).
Who's always droopin' in the hall?
Who's always goofin' in the hall?
Who's always poopin' in the hall?
Who's always goofin' in the hall?
Who's always poopin' in the halls?
Who's always goofin' in the halls?
Who's always writing on the wall,
who's always pooping in the hall
Who's always writing on the wall,
who's always goofing in the hall
Boys in the highway.
Poison Ivy.
Yakety yak (Don't go back.)
Yakety-yak! (Don't talk back.)
Yakety yak
(Don't go broke)
Yakety yak
(Don't talk back)
Yakety yak
Don't do crack!
Yakety yak
Don't talk back.
Yakety-yak! Don't come back!
Yakety-yak! Don't talk back!
Yakety-yak! Don't come back!
Yakety-yak! Don't talk back!
Yakety-yak! Don't go bad!
Yakety-yak! Don't talk back!
Just tell your hoodlum friends I died,
you ain't got time to take a ride
Just tell your hoodlum friends outside,
you ain't got time to take a ride
Take out the papers and the trash
or you don't get no friendly cash
Take out the papers and the trash
or you don't get no spending cash
Your father simply knows what cooks.
Your father's hip, he knows what cooks.