Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> The Cast Of 'Cats'
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There are 17 misheard song lyrics for The Cast Of 'Cats' on amIright currently.
"Bustopher Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bustoff, the chosen white cat
Original Lyrics:
Bustopher Jones wears white spats.
"Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calico cats and Calico ii
Calico song for calico cats.
Calico song for calico cats.
Original Lyrics:
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats.
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats.
"Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?
Familiar with candle, we broke every spell.
Familiar with candle, we broke every spell.
Original Lyrics:
Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?
Familiar with Brummel, with Brooke and with Belle?
Familiar with Brummel, with Brooke and with Belle?
"Macavity The Mystery Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cavity, my cavity, there's no one like my cavity.
Original Lyrics:
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity.
"Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Archie
It's so easy to leave me.
It's so easy to leave me.
Original Lyrics:
Touch me
It's so easy to leave me.
It's so easy to leave me.
"Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daylight, see that you want a sun flow
And the rose that is mating
Roses wither away
Like the sun flow I yearn to turn my face to the dawn
I am waiting for the day.
And the rose that is mating
Roses wither away
Like the sun flow I yearn to turn my face to the dawn
I am waiting for the day.
Original Lyrics:
Daylight, see the dew on the sunflower
And a rose that is fading
Roses wither away
Like the sunflower I yearn to turn my face to the dawn
I am waiting for the day.
And a rose that is fading
Roses wither away
Like the sunflower I yearn to turn my face to the dawn
I am waiting for the day.
"Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every street lamp seems to beat
A fatal lipstick warning.
A fatal lipstick warning.
Original Lyrics:
Every street lamp seems to beat
A fatalistic warning.
A fatalistic warning.
"Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you touch me, I'll know what happiness is
Touch me all over again.
Touch me all over again.
Original Lyrics:
If you touch me, you'll understand what happiness is
Look, a new day has begun.
Look, a new day has begun.
"Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you touch me, then you will know what happiness is.
Original Lyrics:
I remember the time, I knew what happiness was.
"Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the lamplight, the wizard leaves, correct, at my feet.
Original Lyrics:
In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect at my feet.
"Mr. Mistoffeles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister Missed-off-on-lease
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Mistoffeles
"Mr. Mistoffeles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister Missed-off-on-lease
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Mistoffeles
"Naming Of Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
His ineffable, trifle
Ann, Fran, and Ethel
Teem, and Scruple, singular name.
Ann, Fran, and Ethel
Teem, and Scruple, singular name.
Original Lyrics:
His ineffable, effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
"Rum Tum Tugger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Rum Tum Tugger is awful annoying.
Original Lyrics:
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing.
"Skimbleshanks: The Railway Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you like your morning tea with a straw?
Original Lyrics:
Do you like your morning tea weak or strong?
"Skimbleshanks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be busy in the logging clan.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be busy in the luggage van.
"The Naming of Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Elaine
Original Lyrics:
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey
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Cats (1982 Original Broadway Cast) album at Amazon.com
Selections From Cats (1982 Original Broadway Cast) album at Amazon.com
Cats (1981 Original London Cast) album at Amazon.com
Cats (Highlights from the 1981 Original London Cast) album at Amazon.com
Cats (1985 Australian Cast) album at Amazon.com
Highlights from Cats album at Amazon.com
Highlights from Cats (1999 West End Singers Cast Recording) album at Amazon.com
