Cardiacs

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cardiacs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 3 misheard song lyrics for Cardiacs on amIright currently.

"I'm Eating In Bed"

Misheard Lyrics:

It's scary to be that way
To make you suck my body.

Original Lyrics:

It's scary to be that way
To make use of my body.

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"The Safety Bowl"

Misheard Lyrics:

S*** with spermy fork and knife.

Original Lyrics:

Shift with spoony fork and knife.

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"To Go Off And Things"

Misheard Lyrics:

There's virgins on my love pump.

Original Lyrics:

Cast aspersions on my lifestyle.

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