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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Brand New that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 23 misheard song lyrics for Brand New on amIright currently.

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"Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on in bed
Original Lyrics:
Laid her on the bed
"Failure By Design" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a lesson in pro masturbation
Original Lyrics:
This is a lesson in procrastination
"Flying At Tree Level"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me a guy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me unkind.
"Flying At Tree Level"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me unkind.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me a god.
"Jaws Theme Swimming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my body, it reeks like a Sev (short for Seven-Eleven).
Original Lyrics:
And my body, it leaks like a sieve.
"Jude Law And A Summer Abroad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell all the English boys you meet
That you're marrying your boy back in the States.
Original Lyrics:
Tell all the English boys you meet
About the American boy back in the States.
"Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding on to your crotch.
Original Lyrics:
Holding on to your grudge.
"Okay, I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding onto your crunch
Original Lyrics:
Holding onto your grudge
"Okay, I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am having sex, don't you dare forget.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
"Okay, I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the reason you're in love
This is the reason you fall.
Original Lyrics:
This is the reason you're alone
This is the rise and the fall.
"Seventy Times 7" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen more spine in jellyfish
I've seen more cuts in 11-year-olds.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen more spine in jellyfish
I've seen more guts in 11-year-old kids.
"Sic Transit Gloria ... Glory Fades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the noise low, she doesn't wanna blow it
She stripped from head to toe and then left him with his shoulder out.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the noise low, she doesn't wanna blow it
She stripped from head to toe while her left hand does the show me around.
"Sic Transit Gloria ... Glory Fades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up the stairs
The station where the axe becomes the murderer up.
Original Lyrics:
Up the stairs
The station where the act becomes the art of growing up.
"Sic Transit Gloria ... Glory Fades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up the stairs
The station where the a** becomes the art of growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Up the stairs
The station where the act becomes the art of growing up.
"Sic Transit Gloria..Glory Fades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sign up and save yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Die young and save yourself.
"Sic Transit Gloria/Glory Fades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They take all the taste out
It used to be the reason I breathed
But now it's choking me up.
Original Lyrics:
The tickle, the taste of
It used to be the reason I breathed
But now it's choking me up
Actually, "they take all the taste out" was in their original demo, but they changed it to "the tickle, the taste of..." for the album.
"Soco Amaretto Lime" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I pass the bottle back to pee
Original Lyrics:
And when I pass the bottle back to Pete
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And get my buddy in bed
All in an empty hotel.
Original Lyrics:
Gave up my body and bed
All for an empty hotel.
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you button your hat?
Keep your feet on the ground
This is the day we retire
This is the day we dropout
Leave my body in bed
All for an empty hotel
Whey and curds with lower cases and capitals.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the blood in your head
Keep your feet on the ground
This is the day we get tired
This is the day we drop down
Leave my body in bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lower cases and capitals.
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the birds, devouring cases of caviar.
Original Lyrics:
Wasting words on lower cases and capitals.
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like boys over you
I like men
Only Lou.
Original Lyrics:
I lie for only you
And I lie, well
Hallelu!
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you can clap your hands
And keep your feet on your ground.
Original Lyrics:
So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground.
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So keep the blunt in your hand
And keep your feet on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground.

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