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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bowling For Soup that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 116 misheard song lyrics for Bowling For Soup on amIright currently.

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"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz' spends a CPA.
Original Lyrics:
Husband's a CPA.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Stacy, Madonna
Waiting for Nirvana
There was choo-choos and Gandhi.
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring back spices, Madonna
Waiting for your mama
There was you two, you blondies
Music still on MTV
Her new kid in high school
He tells her that she's uncool.
Original Lyrics:
Bring back Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bru Spring steam, Madonna, way before your mama
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bruce, please stay, I wanna, I really want nirvana.
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ce Ce, Madonna, way before Nirvona
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did he just hit the wall?
Original Lyrics:
Debbie just hit the wall.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her drink went out the door when she turned 24.
Original Lyrics:
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her toucans in high school
Tell her that she's uncool.
Original Lyrics:
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her yeller what's TB is not the enemy
or
Her yeller what's chee-bee is not the enemy.
Original Lyrics:
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her yellow SUV is now the end of me.
Original Lyrics:
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
One Prozac a day
Husband's a sleepy gay.
Original Lyrics:
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Retreats went out the door when she turned 24
Original Lyrics:
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speacy Madona
Waiting for a vonado.
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacee, Madonna
Waiting for a momma
There was U2 and Blondie
Her music is on MTV
The kids in her high school
Tell her that she's uncool
Nut she's still preoccupied
In 1985.
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
Their was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19-19-1985.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacey just hit the wall
Original Lyrics:
Debbie just hit the wall.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacey, Madonna, waiting for Nirvana.
Original Lyrics:
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacey, Madonna, waiting for your mama
There was U2 and Blondie
The music's still on MTV
These two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacy Matata
Way before Nevada
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacy Q, Madonna
Way before your mama.
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacy, Madonna
Craving for Nirvana
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacy, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was tutu's and blondies
Their moves are still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They say she is uncool
But she is still preoccupied
19- 19- 1985.
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
Their was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preocupied
In 19-19-1985.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacy, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was tutu's and blondies
Their moves are still on MTV
The kids at her high school
They say she is uncool
But she is still living in
19- 19- 1985.
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
Their was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preocupied
With 19-19-1985.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinky, McFlyer
Way before your grandma
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cool kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
Original Lyrics:
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was Mewtwo and Blondie.
Original Lyrics:
There was U2 and Blondie.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was Youtube and Blondie
Original Lyrics:
There was U2 and Blondie
But there WASN'T Youtube when this song was made (in 2004). Youtube didn't exist until 2005. Therefore this mishearing is not plausible.
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for Nirvana
Original Lyrics:
Way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for nirvana
Original Lyrics:
Way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for your mama
Original Lyrics:
Way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for your momma
Original Lyrics:
Way before Nirvana
"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way before Nirvana
There was you, too, and Blondie.
Original Lyrics:
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie.
"Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almost a Jew
But I guess that doesn't cut it.
Original Lyrics:
Almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it.
"Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miracle thinking battle
The things I could have done.
Original Lyrics:
Here I go thinking
About all the things I could've done.
"Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you.
Original Lyrics:
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
8 o'clock Monday night and I'm late in.
Original Lyrics:
8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
8 o'clock Monday night and I'm naked.
Original Lyrics:
8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waitin'.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the heroes and the angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the hymnals and the angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the wendals and the angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the wind goes in; the angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the windows and the angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when she walks
All the windows and the angels sing
Original Lyrics:
And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream cheese in her tough eye.
Original Lyrics:
Creamin' over tough guys.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Creamin' into tough guys.
Original Lyrics:
Creamin' over tough guys.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Creaming all the tough guys.
Original Lyrics:
Creamin' over tough guys.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Creaming over Top Gun.
Original Lyrics:
Creaming over tough guys.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't always make a man!
Original Lyrics:
Does a mullet make a man?
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't always make a man.
Original Lyrics:
Does a mullet make a man?
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't wanna make amends
Original Lyrics:
Does a mullet make a man?
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dunno how to get a tan.
Original Lyrics:
Does the mullet make the man?
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fewer me than you'd be.
Original Lyrics:
If you were me, then you'd be.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl all the fat guys want.
Original Lyrics:
Girl all the bad guys want
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their cat.
or
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at her hat.
Original Lyrics:
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her CD changer's full of singers
That are mad at their cats.
Original Lyrics:
Her CD changer's full of singers
That are mad at their dads.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her CD changes with the singers that are madder than that.
Original Lyrics:
Her CD-changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name was Lola
She's a rocker with a nose ring.
Original Lyrics:
Her name was Nona
She's a rocker with a nose ring.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie, she's looking groovy.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie, she's looking groovy.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
She's looking groovy.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
She was looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' groovy
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' so much you'd be
As I found miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' 'Someone shoot me'
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' 'Someone shoot me'
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a B-movie
She's looking groovy.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bad movie
She's looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bad movie, she's lookin' groovy
She'd like to score a teenager and I'm 40.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bad movie, she's lookin' through me
She'd like to score some reefer and a 40.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bad movie
She's looking groovy
Sooner me than you'd be
Screaming 'so it should be.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
She's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming, 'Someone shoot me!'
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock-a-bye movie
She's looking through me.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
She's looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Screamin' over tough guys
Original Lyrics:
Creamin' over tough guys
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Screaming so much, you'd pee.
Original Lyrics:
Screaming, 'Someone shoot me!'
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She broke my heart, I want a piece of bacon.
Original Lyrics:
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She is looking groovy.
Original Lyrics:
She's looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She let 'em know they got the best that she'll ever have
Original Lyrics:
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll ever have
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looking groovy.
Original Lyrics:
She's looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She says she'd like to score some singer in their forties
She'll never know that I'm the best Dad she'll never have.
Original Lyrics:
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wears a 2A, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
Original Lyrics:
She wears a two-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wears a two ring
But I'm not quite sure what that means.
Original Lyrics:
She wears a two way
But I'm not quite sure what that means.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's f***ing groovy.
Original Lyrics:
She's looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's lookin groovy.
Original Lyrics:
She's lookin through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's looking groovy.
Original Lyrics:
She's looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the girl all the fat guys want.
Original Lyrics:
She's the girl all the bad guys want.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the girl all the fat guys want.
Original Lyrics:
She's the girl all the bad guys want.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the girl all the fat guys want
She is looking groovy.
Original Lyrics:
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She is looking through me.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singers that are manic or dead.
Original Lyrics:
Singers that are mad at their dad.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl that I met last month
Original Lyrics:
The girl all the bad boys want
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turntables in my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Turntables in my eyes.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she walks, all the devils and the angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
When she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she walks, all the rebels and the angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
When she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing.
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got no semen pass
Original Lyrics:
And I got no season pass
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes the gunshots and I like Cajun orange
Original Lyrics:
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
"I Melt With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see citations.
Original Lyrics:
I see some changes.
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We sail through the stars
Good-bye candy bars.
Original Lyrics:
From here to the stars
With my candy bars.
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
here to the stars by candy bars
Original Lyrics:
From here to the stars
With my candy bars.
"Lil' Red Riding Hood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to grab most place.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to Grandma's place.
"Luckiest Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
And did I mention that you both suck dog c**k?
Original Lyrics:
You'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
And did I mention that you both suck dot com?
"My Hometown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though I was a f***** and a marching band geek
Original Lyrics:
Even though I was a fat kid and a marching band geek
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Misheard Lyrics:
... and misses the fruit flies
Original Lyrics:
... and Mrs Baird's Fruit Pies
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'd love to go see the rock 'n' roll howl o' fan.
Original Lyrics:
And I'd love to go see the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame.
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Tara wants you back.
Original Lyrics:
And Pantera wants you back.
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before you lose your exit
Original Lyrics:
Before you lose your accent
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Besides, the Mexican food sux somewhere anyway.
Original Lyrics:
Besides, the Mexican food sux north of here anyway.
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Misheard Lyrics:
By God, there'll be slow dancing.
Original Lyrics:
And I got every slow dance saved.
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that Negaunee will be right here waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you.
"Phineas and Ferb Christmas Special Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Building a snowman the size of Bill Bosses
Original Lyrics:
Building a snowman the size of Colossus
"Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Discovering something that doesn't make sense
Original Lyrics:
Discovering something that doesn't exist
"Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painting a cotton field
Original Lyrics:
Painting a continent
"Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painting a cotton nerd
Original Lyrics:
Painting a continent
"Punk Rock 101" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can someone please space us from Block Runk 101?
Original Lyrics:
Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101?
"Punk Rock 101" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Bum F*** 101.
Original Lyrics:
It's Punk Rock 101.
"Punk Rock 101" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's stupid, contagious
To think my bro can save us.
Original Lyrics:
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous.
"Punk Rock 101" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's throw up on our cats.
Original Lyrics:
Throw up our rock hands.
"Punk Rock 101" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My gym teacher's sweat pants
My spiked hair, your new fans.
Original Lyrics:
My Dickies, your sweatbands
My spiked hair, your new Vans.
"Punk Rock 101" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop-up 101
or
SpongeBob 101
or
SpongeBob one-on-one
Original Lyrics:
Punk Rock 101
"She's Got A Boyfriend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She always knew she'd find the right guy
Who'd hold her through the night
Someone she'd take to meet her mom
And take her to see Britney Spears
Who knows that Clark Kent is not Superman
And Britney's just an a******?
Original Lyrics:
She always knew she'd find the right guy
Who'd hold her through the night
Someone she'd take to meet her mom
And take her to see Britney Spears
Who knows if Clark Kent is a Superman
Or if he's just an a**hole?
"Shut Up And Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is a ice cream panda hug.
Original Lyrics:
All I need is some ice cream and a hug.
"Surf Colorado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She left me in her behind.
Original Lyrics:
She left me and her behind.
"The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius"
Misheard Lyrics:
From here to the scars
Goodbye candy bars
Original Lyrics:
From here to the stars
With my candy bars
"Trucker Hat"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm with you I've got everything
I can walk and I can pee.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm with you I've got everything
I could want and I could need.

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