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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Blur that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 226 misheard song lyrics for Blur on amIright currently.

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"Bang" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in an SAT
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a SDT
It should actually be "Sitting in AN SDT", since it's putting better grammar.
"Battery in My Leg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was battered for the good times
Original Lyrics:
This is a ballad for the good times
"Battle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A toga, toga, toga, toga
Original Lyrics:
Battle, battle, battle, battle
"Battle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gateau, Gateau, Gateau, Gateau
Original Lyrics:
Battle, battle, battle, battle
"Beetlebum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows, he knows, he knows it.
Original Lyrics:
He's on, he's on, he's on it.
"Beetlebum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P*ss on, p*ss on, p*ss on me.
Original Lyrics:
He's on, he's on, he's on it.
"Beetlebum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put cheese on, cheese on, cheese on me.
Original Lyrics:
He's on, he's on, he's on it.
"Beetlebum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a God
Original Lyrics:
She's a gun
"Beetlebum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a gone, now what you done?
She tells me that I'd always be her love
But we'd belong.
Original Lyrics:
She's a gun, now what you done?
She turns me on and all my violence gone
Nothing is wrong.
"Caravan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caravans love
Original Lyrics:
Caravans lost
"Caravan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to creep
But my heart wont die
I got a family
But caravan comes
Original Lyrics:
I try to quit
But my heart won't buy it
I got family
The caravan comes back for me
"Caravan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the way I kiss
You know the way I exist
And the day will come
You get away from it
Away from it
Original Lyrics:
You'll feel the weight of it
The weight of it
And the day will come
And you'll get away from it
Away from it
The reason I left the last part in that was normal and no change is because I like to think "it" means pennywise so the last bit would be "And you'll get away from pennywise"
"Charmless Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He thinks he's educated and those Bambi shirts will protect him
Original Lyrics:
He thinks he's educated and those family shares will protect him
"Charmless Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think he'd like to have been running a crowd
But then nature didn't make him that way
He thinks he's safe, she gets in hours, those family shirts will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of flags who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together there's the moral of the charmless man
Original Lyrics:
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He thinks his educated airs, those family shares will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together there's the model of a charmless man
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adieu, you can see right through.
Original Lyrics:
Until you can see right through
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Although she got herself Rosie cheeks
Original Lyrics:
Although she got herself rosy cheeks
As in Rosie O'Donnell.
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't know 'bout you...but they're pretty repulsive.
Yes,yes Its been a hell of a do.
yes your pretty repulsive.yes,yes!
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know 'bout you...but they're putting the holes in.
Yes,yes it's been a hell of a do.
and they're putting the holes in. Yes,yes.
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't know about you
But they're booting the hosey, yes, yes
It's been a hell of a do
They've been booting the hosey, yes, yes
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know about you
But they're putting the holes in, yes, yes
It's been a hell of a do
They've been putting the holes in, yes, yes
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't know about you
But they're building a horsey, yes, yes
It's been a hell of a do
They'll be building a horsey, yes, yes
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know about you
But they're putting the holes in, yes, yes
It's been a hell of a do
They've been putting the holes in, yes, yes
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't know about you
But they're losing the whole scene, yes, yes.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know about you
But they've been putting the holes in, yes, yes.
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't know about you
But they've been bruising the hosey, yes, yes.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know about you
But they've been putting the holes in, yes, yes.
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But that not says that she's having a wee.
Original Lyrics:
The landlord says that she's out a week
I don't know if this applies to the US album version or the demo version, I'm just listening to the original.
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I do intend to right her.
Original Lyrics:
Until you can see right through.
"Chemical World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The landlord says that she's having a wee
Original Lyrics:
The landlord says that she's out in a week
"Chinese Bombs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese balls
or
Chinese bums
or
Chinese bums
Original Lyrics:
Chinese bombs
"Clover Over Dover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if that is the fact
that is at your back
it's not ready set
and it's over
or
And if that's is a back
that is at your back
where the lady sat
it's all on her
Original Lyrics:
And if that is the fact
then in actual fact
it's not where it's at
and it's over
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw cracked up in the floor?
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store practically floored?
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw?
Cracked up in the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
Practically floored.
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw?
Cracked up the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
Practically floored.
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw?
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a change door?
Practicw and defloored.
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
Practically floored.
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick a roll ball
Original Lyrics:
Kicked around bored
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee MTV, please, tell me.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, peacefully.
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, easily.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, peacefully.
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, misery
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, history
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, please hurry.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, history.
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, suddenly.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, history.
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee, MTV, mystery.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee, and TV, history.
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you feel like a train stop?
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
"Coffee And TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the West Side Story.
Original Lyrics:
'Til the words start slurring.
"Coffee and TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw practically flawed?
(Later)
Sociability is odd enough for me
OR
So what you cannot see is odd enough for me
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store practically floored?
(Later)
Sociability is hard enough for me
"Coffee and TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee MTV; please, don't read.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, history.
"Coffee and TV" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, peacefully
or
So give me coffee and TV, history
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, easily
Most lyric sites have these as the correct lyrics. Also, Graham Coxon said that 'So give me coffee and TV, easily' is the real line in the song.
"Coffee+TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Practically flood
Original Lyrics:
Practically floored
"Coping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The emphasis is on Cobain.
Original Lyrics:
The emphasis is on coping.
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A very big house in the bun tree
Original Lyrics:
A very big house in the country
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blow up my house, I am so sad, I don't know why
Original Lyrics:
Blow, blow me out, I am so sad, I don't know why
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught up in a century of dieting
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in the century's anxiety
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't drink, smoke, laugh
Takes heroin baths in the country.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't drink, smoke, laugh
Takes herbal baths in the country.
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh, takes horrible baths in the country
Original Lyrics:
He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh, takes herbal baths in the country
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He takes his mother the pills
And sends his mother the bills
In the country.
Original Lyrics:
He takes all manner of pills
And piles up analyst bills
In the country.
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd shag a man up the ar$e, in the country
Original Lyrics:
There's lots of rural charm, in the country
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a raging bullseye, knocking back Prozac
It's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully blind
Oh it's a century's from a tee
But when things are hard, a new start, a tricycle life
He lives in a house, a very big house in the country
He's got a bomb in his chest so he needs a long rest in the country
Original Lyrics:
He's reading Balzac and knocking back Prozac
It's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully bland
Oh it's a century's remedy
For the faint at heart a new start, try the simple life
He lives in a house, a very big house in the country
He's got a fog in his chest so he needs a lot of rest in the country
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a ma' named Glory
Original Lyrics:
He's got morning glory
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids in the house
Original Lyrics:
He lives in a house.
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely, lovely house, I am so sad, I don't know why.
Original Lyrics:
Blow, blow me out, I am so sad, I don't know why.
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's like an animal fart
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's like an animal farm
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes her up the a*** in the country.
Original Lyrics:
Takes herbal baths in the country.
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's new wave in town
Original Lyrics:
There's rural in town
"Country House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching afternoon repeats and the pearly gates in the country
He takes all minor pills and piles up Alison's bills in the country
Oh, it's like I'm down on the farm, there's a lurid charm in the country
He's got morning glory and likes a devil's story
Original Lyrics:
Watching afternoon repeats and the food he eats in the country
He takes all manner of pills and piles up analyst bills in the country
Oh, it's like an animal farm, lots of rural charm in the country
He's got morning glory and likes a different story
"End Of A Century" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And feel so guileless when we say goodnight
Original Lyrics:
And kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
"End Of A Century" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because we're giants when we say good night
End of a centriole
Is nothing special.
Original Lyrics:
We kiss with dry lips when we say good night
End of a century, oohhhh,
It's nothing special.
A centriole is an organelle present in cells that undergo mitosis.
"End Of A Century" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you here her?
Yes, you can.
Original Lyrics:
Can you eat her?
Yes, you can.
"End Of A Century" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating all the mussells
Picking off the rabbits.
Original Lyrics:
Eating all the morsels
Picking up the rubbish.
"End Of A Century" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We kiss the giants when we say goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
We kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight.
"End Of A Century" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We kiss virginas when we say goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
And kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight.
"End of a Century" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good morning E.D.
Original Lyrics:
Good morning TV
As in erectile dysfunction.
"End of a Century" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, and I'm a century old,
It's nothing special
Original Lyrics:
Oh, end of a century, oh,
It's nothing special
"Entertain Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants to lose a bit.
He wants them to win.
Original Lyrics:
She wants a loose fit.
He wants instant whip.
"For Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's for Twentieth Century Fox
Original Lyrics:
He's a twentieth century boy
"For Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding on for dear life
Original Lyrics:
Holding on for tomorrow
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you sweat so?
Original Lyrics:
Du bist sehr schoen
These German words mean 'you're very beautiful'. The rest of the song is in English.
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor Dre
Original Lyrics:
Down to Greece
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Folling the herd, dirty Greeks
On holiday.
Original Lyrics:
Following the herd, down to Greece
On holiday.
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Followin' the hair, Dr. Dre
or
Followin' the head, Dr. Dre.
Original Lyrics:
Following the herd, down to Greece
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Following the herd down to green
or
Following the herd down degrees
Original Lyrics:
Following the herd down to Greece
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Following the skirt, down to Greece
I'm heart-attack
Original Lyrics:
Following the herd, down to Greece
On holiday
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls who are boys who want boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls who dig girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
I'm pining away 'cause there's none available
Original Lyrics:
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Avoiding all work 'cause there's none available
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving the 90s
It's paradise.
Original Lyrics:
Love in the 90s
Is paranoid.
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing is wasted
Only with virgins.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing is wasted
Only reproduced.
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On sunny beaches
Take your chance, sex.
Original Lyrics:
On sunny beaches
Take your chances.
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On sunny bitches
Take your chances, sex.
Original Lyrics:
On sunny beaches
Take your chances.
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Street's like a jungle, so call up Bernice
or
Street's like a jungle, so crawl up her knees.
Original Lyrics:
Street's like a jungle, so call the police.
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Streets like a jungle
So call up her lace.
Original Lyrics:
Streets like a jungle
So call the police.
"Girls And Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get nasty blisters
Deep in session
But we haven't been introduced
Original Lyrics:
You get nasty blisters
Du bist sehr schön
But we haven't been introduced
"Girls and Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...on prototype
Nothing in your nineties, is paranoid
Original Lyrics:
.... on holiday
Love in the nineties, is paranoid
"Let's All Go Down the Strand"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night, half a dozen Tories
Met together in Trafalgar Square
Original Lyrics:
One night, half a dozen tourists
Met together in Trafalgar Square
In Britain, members of the Conservative Party are informally known as Tories
"Miss America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss America sits in the shower
She's plucking owls from the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Miss America sits in the shower
She's plucking hours from the sky.
"Music Is My Radar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, don't stop men, now.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, don't stop me now.
"Music Is My Radar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I, love stuffing now.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, don't stop me now.
"Music Is My Radar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You really got me seeing through
Original Lyrics:
You really got me seeing you
"Out of Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm not screaming
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm not dreaming
"Parklife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A morning suit can be avoided
if you take a route straight chrough what is known as... (Parklife!)
Original Lyrics:
And morning soup can be avoided
if you take a route straight through what is known as... (Parklife!)
"Parklife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A*** whipe
Original Lyrics:
Parklife
"Parklife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pondlife!
Original Lyrics:
Parklife!
"Parklife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Potlife!
Original Lyrics:
Parklife!
"Parklife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pub Life!
Original Lyrics:
Parklife!
"Popscene"
Misheard Lyrics:
An invitation comes naturally
Original Lyrics:
And imitation comes naturally
"Popscene"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let me listen to the weather
I'll repeat this again and again
Original Lyrics:
So in the absence of a way of life
I'll repeat this again and again
"Resigned" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you can feel my black b***s
And I'm resigned to that.
Original Lyrics:
Only you can fill my blank heart
And I'm resigned to that.
"She's So High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese so high
Original Lyrics:
She's so high
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woo-hoo!) I don't think that I'm able
Original Lyrics:
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woo-hoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) Well I feel like a fig roll
(Woohoo!) And a piece of Arctic roll.
Original Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) When I feel nothing at all
(Woohoo!) And I think I have it all.
Original Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the time why I'm never sure why I need you
Is there any jam?
Original Lyrics:
All of the time why I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you!
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the time, but I never show when I need you
He's a ninja!
Original Lyrics:
All of the time why I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you!
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like McDonald's
Original Lyrics:
And I'm pins and I'm needles
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I play a piano
Original Lyrics:
And I feel heavy metal
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm prince and I'm leader.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a player piano
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my head shaved
By HMO Jen.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my head shaved
By a joe mo jay
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's an eight chow
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you!
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please I need you
or
Here's a new child!
or
Here's a new child!
Original Lyrics:
Please to meet you
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get my head shaved
By Agent Bunchay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my 8-track,
My 8-trombone check
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked,
by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my A.J.
Buy us some O.J.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my AJ, I'm buying some OJ,
that was so easy, PK Suban was, wow.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, By a jumbo jet,
It wasn't easy, But nothing is, no.
The real lyric did not make much sense than I was thinking it was going to be.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my Head Checked, By Agent Mojay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my egg head, by itchin boat jet,
it wasn't easy, but nothing is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet,
it wasn't easy, but nothing is
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hair combed
When I was young.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head dumb
When I was young.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my ham shaved by a trombone Chad
It wasn't easy
monopoly is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
it wasn't easy
but nothin is
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hand shaked by Agent Mojay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hand shaked
By Asian OJ.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hat checked
By a Dumbo chick
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hat checked, by Agent Boczek (pronounced 'Bo-Check')
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hat checked
By a troubled chick.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head Jane
Buy a jumbo J
It wasn't a C
But nothing it else.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasnt easy
But nothing it is.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head changed
By ecchi mojays
'e was an essay
Banana is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
"Ecchi" is a Japanese slang term for "perverted" and 'e would be "he" said in Cockney English...dunno about 'mojays' though...
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head changed by a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy but nothing is, no
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel like lifting off
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy but nothing is, no
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel heavy metal
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a Jamo-check
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked, why itch a moat check
or
I got my head checked, why itch a boat check
or
I got my head shaved, by a trombone player
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a chimbouchie
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
My HMO check.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
My HMO checked.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
My HMO checked
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By Edward Mochev.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head dumb
Original Lyrics:
I got my head done
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head licked
by a trombone chick.
I'm really easy,
but who isn't?
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
by a jumbo jet.
It wasn't easy,
but nothin' is; no.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
Biyotch ja moche
It wasn't easy
But nothing else
No
Well, I feel heavy metal
And I'm pissed just a little
Well, I'm lying amazing
All of the time but I'm never sure where I'll meet you
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time I am never sure why I need you
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By H and Bochet
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Ichi Moji
It wasn't easy
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by Arj Jimbo Jay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by Edward Mojay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked By a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by a trombone Jade
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by old Jimbo Jay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved,
By a Jimmo Jay,
It wasn't easy,
Butt-nutting E's
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked,
By a jumbo jet,
It wasn't easy,
But nothing is
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, by a chum Bochee
It wasn't easy...but nothing i-is woo-hoo!
When I try to use the phone
And I think I made it all Oh,
Qhen the lion is greasy
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy but nothing is no
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, by a jamb...ouchie!
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved,
by itchy Moe Jay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked,
by a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved... by Ichimoto
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked... by a jumbo jet
I figured that 'Ichimoto' was perhaps the name of some influential Japanese guy that the singer might have been fortunate enough to be acquainted with.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
Buying some OJ
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By A. Jahmohjay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Echie Ombre.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Etchem Bochay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Itchy Mochy.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a Chemoche
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a cheekbone, yeh.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a jumbo chick
It wasn't easy
But nothin' is.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a jumbo jet.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a trombone, Che
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a trumpet Jay
It wasn't easy
For my p*n*s.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
My HMO changed.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
My itchin' bowls shaved.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a Jamaican, Che
or
I got my head shaved
Vaya con Boche (Go with Boche)
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Aunt Jamochay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my headset
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my kitchen
My H.M. Bo Chan.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my pen set
Original Lyrics:
I got my head set
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a peasant on the floor
and I feel like I'm indoor
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any jam?
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any jam
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet ya
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a beach house!
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet ya!
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a ninja!
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you!
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not me, child.
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet ya.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joke's on me, champ.
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet ya.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza Ninja
Original Lyrics:
Please to meet you
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel heavy meatal
and I piss on a needle,
when I'm lying I'm easy
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles,
when I lie and I'm easy
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel like biting off
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel nothing at all.
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I pee I feel at home.
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I play my piano
Original Lyrics:
When I play heavy metal
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never sure what I'm into
or
When I'm lying I'm easy
All of the time but
I'm never sure what I'm eating
or
When I'm lying I'm easy
All of the time but
I'm never sure what I'm eating
Original Lyrics:
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but
I'm never sure when I need you
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I've been made up
and the things that I made are
were not all that amazing all of the time
I'm never sure what I need to
Original Lyrics:
When I feel Heavy Metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles
well I lie and I'm easy all of the time
I'm never sure why I need you
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo hoo! When I feel Heavy Metal.
Woo hoo! And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo! And I lie and I'm easy.
All the time but I'm never sure why I need you.
He's a Ninja!
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo! When I feel Heavy Metal.
Woo hoo! And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo! Well I lie and I'm easy.
All the time but I am never sure why I need you.
Pleased to meet you!
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo hoo!
When I feel I'm making out
Woo hoo!
And I pinch an ugly doll
Woo hoo!
And I'm lying uneasy
All of the time but I'm never sure what I'm eating
Mister Mekon
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo!
And I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you
The real lyrics don't make much more sense than what I thought they were!
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo hoo!
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
When I p*ss with my noodle.
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo!
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
When I'm pins and I'm needles.
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I see I'm making out
Woo hoo
I don't feel like McDonalds
Woo hoo
But I'm fine and all crazy
All of the time but I'm never sure where I see you
He's a ninja turtle
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo!And I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
And I feel I made a hole
And I'm pleased I made it all
When I'm lying on ease
All of the time but I'm never sure where I need you
I don't need you
Original Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Please to meet you
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-hoo! When I'm in happy meadows
Original Lyrics:
Woo-hoo! When I feel heavy metal
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
When I feel heavy metal
And I feel nothing at all
Well I'm young and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure what I'm eating
But I eat yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Please to meet you!
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woohoo! When I feel like I'm mental
or
Woohoo! When I feel like a Menthol
Original Lyrics:
Woohoo! When I feel heavy metal
"Song 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woohooo
Badadadadadadaa
Whoohoo
Badadadadadadaa
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
"Stereotypes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The neighbors may be scaring
Original Lyrics:
The neighbors may be staring
"Sunday Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You dream of putting on a play
Original Lyrics:
You dream of protein on a plate
"Sunday, Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Runny nose, runny nose
Original Lyrics:
But he knows what he knows.
"Sunday, Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So go hang out, it's your best bet
And finger yourself to sleep.
Original Lyrics:
So going out is your best bet
Then bingo yourself to sleep.
"Sweet Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poke myself, oh my
Original Lyrics:
Put myself on the line
"Tender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, Ray Pruit
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on, get through it
"Tender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me, help me.
Original Lyrics:
Heal me, heal me.
"Tender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me, kill me.
Original Lyrics:
Heal me, heal me.
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready ready ready could I come
Original Lyrics:
Yes it really really really could happen
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's beerly beerly beerly that cap'n
Original Lyrics:
It really really really could happen
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It really really really good apples.
Original Lyrics:
It really really really could happen.
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It really, really, really could I burn.
Original Lyrics:
It really, really, really could happen.
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It really, really, really could have bummed.
Original Lyrics:
It really, really, really could happen.
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready ready ready
Original Lyrics:
Really really really
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Really, really, really, could I bow?
Original Lyrics:
It really, really, really, could happen.
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reggae, reggae, reggae
Original Lyrics:
Really, really, really
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the next sex dream
Original Lyrics:
This is the next century
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy nilly nilly
Original Lyrics:
Really really really
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, it really really really could I burn.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, it really really really could happen.
"The Universal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, it really, really, really could have hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, it really, really, really could happen.
"There's No Other Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you can do is watch them plain.
or
All you can do is watch, complain.
Original Lyrics:
All you can do is watch them play.
"There's No Other Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bless my other wife
Original Lyrics:
There's no other way
"There's No Other Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to play
Original Lyrics:
I'll watch you play
"Trimm Trabb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A gunner star
I take my tie
All those losers, on the p*** again
Dozed, dozed away
That's just the way it is (x2)
I've got Trimm Trabb
Of the flesh boy's head
And I can't go back
Let it flow
Let it flow
I sleep - allow
I sleep - allow.
Original Lyrics:
I've got no style, I take my time
All those losers on the p*** again
I dose, dose away
That's just the way it is (x2)
I've got Trimm Trabb
Like The Flashboys have
Now I can't go back
Let it flow, let it flow
I sleep alone, I sleep alone.
"Trimm Trabb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sleep, hello! I sleep, hello!
Original Lyrics:
I sleep alone, I sleep alone.
"We've Got A File On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breakthrough a part of you!
Original Lyrics:
We've got a file on you!
"We've Got A File On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got to puke and poo!
Original Lyrics:
We've got a file on you!
"You're So Great" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex drunken Polly
Original Lyrics:
Sad, drunk, and poorly

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