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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bangles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 117 misheard song lyrics for Bangles on amIright currently.

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"Angels Don't Fall In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your hirings, got your ambition
You think you're spiritual and on submission
Original Lyrics:
You've got your higher aims, got your ambition
You think you're spiritual and on some mission
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your eyes, India hand.
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes, gimme your hand.
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your eyes, Kimi, your hand, darlin'
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes, give me your hand, darlin'
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your eyes
Give me a head, darling.
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes
Give me a hand, darling.
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come with me
It's meant to be, darling
I watch you when you are sleeping
In the room with me.
Original Lyrics:
I believe
It's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping
You belong to me.
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Companies to blame
Original Lyrics:
Come and ease the pain
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel insane?
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel the same?
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to lose this fillet.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to lose this feeling.
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my room is three men.
Original Lyrics:
Am I only dreaming?
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this burning?
And keep turn off lane.
Original Lyrics:
Is this burning
An eternal flame?
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
O-ho life, so lonely
And it comes in easy pay
Original Lyrics:
A whole life so lonely
And then you come and ease the pain
"Glitter Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't really know How we survived the Clinton years What did we do it all for Do you remember the Clinton years?
Original Lyrics:
I don't really know How we survived the glitter years What did we do it all for Do you remember the glitter years
"Hazy Shade Of Winter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a gun in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Carry a cup in your hand
"Hazy Shade Of Winter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Salvation Army ground
Original Lyrics:
Hear the Salvation Army band.
"Hazy Shade Of Winter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around
Lisa Brown
Original Lyrics:
Look around,
Leaves are brown
"Hazy Shade Of Winter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around
Knees are brown
Original Lyrics:
Look around
Leaves are brown
"Hazy Shade of Winter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fascist snow on the ground
Original Lyrics:
There's a patch of snow on the ground
"If She Knew What She Wants" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd say her veins are corrupted 'cause she's up in two chains
Original Lyrics:
I'd say her values are corrupted but she's open to change
"If She Knew What She Wants" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd say her ways are corrupted but she's all been to change
Original Lyrics:
I'd say her values are corrupted but she's open to change
"If You Knew What She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
No use thinking I could really be a teller
Original Lyrics:
No use thinking I could rehabilitate her
"If You Knew What She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now use thinking like a real good Italian.
Original Lyrics:
No use thinking I could rehablitate her.
"If You Knew What She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't want assorted owls.
Original Lyrics:
She don't wanna sort it out.
"In Your Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love it in your womb at night.
Original Lyrics:
I love it in your room at night.
"In Your Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the waffle of the candlelight
Original Lyrics:
In the warm glow of the candlelight
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what underwear
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my life, I never knew why mom ever gave us up and left town (that last night, last night...).
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights, why did my lover have to pick last night to get down (last night, last night)?
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my life, why did I never have to get, it's time to get dressed (last night, last night)
Doesn't matter that I have to be the both of us employment scale
He tells me in his brand-new voice
'Come on honey, let's go make some noise.'
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights, why did my lover have to pick last night to get down (last night, last night)
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
'Come on honey, let's go make some noise.'
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my nights
why did my mother have to kidnap Sacha Distel
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights
why did my lover have to pick last night to get down
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my nights
Why did I have to leave last night to Ketchikan??
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night to get down?
Ketchikan is a town of 9,000 people in Alaska's Panhandle section.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it on the train 'cause the bus is already there.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the boss is already there.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the bus is already there.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the boss is already there.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't even matter that I have to be the bulk of this important stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't even matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed him some Gore Vidal?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us? Employments down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The Buffalo some Korma 'swell
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The both of us - employment's down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The bubble of some Kormus Bell.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The both of us - employment's down.
Oafah replies: 'I don't know how you get 'employment's down' out of what Susanna Hoffs says in the song. But Kormus Bell is a card in the CCG's 'Magic: The Gathering'. As a retailer of said game, I swore to God this is what she said. [Ed.'s comment: No comment.]
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to be at work at bus?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us?
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to be the bottom of a buoyant dance
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to be the user of some Clorisal
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to keep the both of us
From going insane.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to lead a life under his glorious spell.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He tells me in his Mandarin voice
Original Lyrics:
He tells me in his bedroom voice
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He tells me in his bad blue voice.
Original Lyrics:
He tells me in his bedroom voice.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He tells me in his brand-new voice.
Original Lyrics:
He tells me in his bedroom voice.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was killin' Valentino by a pistol glued Italian scream.
Original Lyrics:
I was kissin' Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was kissin' Tarantino by a crystal blue Italian steam.
Original Lyrics:
I was kissin' Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
and four of his friends
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us,
employment's down
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us and poor Michelle.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
And Boyd as well.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
And warm us down.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just an unromantic Monday.
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another Magic Monday
I wish it weren't Sunday, that's not a fun day
Always on the run day
Just another Magic Monday
Original Lyrics:
It's just another Manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
cuz that's my Funday
My I'm not on the runday
just another Manic Monday
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another man in Monday
Lucifer Sunday
Let's have sundae
I don't have to run, deyy...
It's just another man in Monday
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another man named Monday.
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just an atomatic Monday.
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another Mayonnaise Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another Manic Monday
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man ache Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man ain't Monday.
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man it's Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man named Monday.
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man named Monday
I wish he was Sunday.
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man next Monday.
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man on Monday.
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Made it on the train, but the bus is already there.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the boss is already there.
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my life!
Why did my mother have look like Sacha Distel?
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night to get down?
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the train when the bus is already there
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train but the boss is already there
"Manic Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the train, but the bus is already there.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the boss is already there.
"Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of Lucille.
Original Lyrics:
Our lips are sealed.
"Set You Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't pork any more
Original Lyrics:
We don't talk any more
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the Japanese put their Yenabardy boys call the gremlin
Original Lyrics:
All the Japanese with their yen the party boys call the Kremlin
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the Japanese with their yen, the party boys call the gremlin.
Original Lyrics:
All the Japanese with their yen, the party boys call the Kremlin.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the Japanese with their yen,
the Hardy Boys call it gamblin'.
Original Lyrics:
All the Japanese with their yen,
the party boys call the Kremlin.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the boys are men by the Nile
They got the money autograph.
Original Lyrics:
And the bazaar man by the Nile
They got the money on a bet.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the cups and the donor chop say.
Original Lyrics:
All the cops in the donut shop say.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the dykes in the hook-up places.
Original Lyrics:
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the guys with the hook-up bikes say,
Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh.
Original Lyrics:
All the types with the hookah pipes say,
Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the kids and the wallet wops say.
Original Lyrics:
All the kids in the marketplace say.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the kids are so sick of books
They like the bunk and the middle bed
or
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the park and the meadow bed
Original Lyrics:
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the oil paintings on the tombs
Original Lyrics:
All the old paintings on the tombs
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the old Chang Chings and Ah Chew,
They do the slam dance, don't you know?
Original Lyrics:
All the old paintings on the tomb,
They do the sand dance, don't you know?
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the old Fing Gings on the tomb,
they do the sun dance, don't you know?
Original Lyrics:
All the old paintings on the tombs,
they do the sand dance, don't you know?
What the heck is a "Fing Ging", anyway?
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the old play things on the tune
They do the Sundance, don't you know?
Original Lyrics:
All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance, don`t you know?
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the school kids so cigar books
They like the bug and the middle back.
Original Lyrics:
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the school kids so sick o' books
They like to f*** 'em a little bit.
Original Lyrics:
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the school kids so sick of books,
they like to flunk in a little bit
Original Lyrics:
All the school kids so sick of books,
they like the punk and the metal band
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the buzzer man by the Nile
Original Lyrics:
And the bazaar man by the Nile
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling types and the hookah hots say.
Original Lyrics:
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got them a knee ornament
Original Lyrics:
Got the money on a bet
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get so sick of the folks
That like to f*** in the middle lane.
Original Lyrics:
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to find all the c**ks
They're hanging out in the donor shop.
Original Lyrics:
If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the doughnut shop.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like Veda Street, then you're back
Shift your arm, then you call a cock
Like Sergeant No (oh way oh)
Who strikes a pose on a Cadillac.
Original Lyrics:
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
Shift your arm, then you pull it back
Life is hard, you know (oh way oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like being in the street when you're back
Original Lyrics:
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the bus are men bite a nutty
customer knee'd on a bed
Original Lyrics:
And the bazaar man by the Nile
They got the money on a bet.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Line your feet astreet, bend your back shift your arm, then you pull a clock,
like Sergeant O
So strike a pose on a cadillac
or
Slight faded streets in your back shift around then you call a cop
Let Sergeant know
You strike a pose on a cadillac
or
Slight faded streets in your back shift around then you call a cop
Let Sergeant know
You strike a pose on a cadillac
Original Lyrics:
Slide your feet up the street,
bend your back, Shift your arm, then you pull it back.
Life's hard, you know (oh way oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slight feet up stream
Bend your earth
Ship your, umm
Then you pull your cack.
Original Lyrics:
Slide your feet up the street
Bend your back
Shift your arm
Then you pull it back.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at all the cocks
They're hanging out in the corner shops
Original Lyrics:
If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the doughnut shops
Roosters must like donuts too
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The butt waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they gross the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do the same dance, dont'cha know
Original Lyrics:
They do the sand dance, dont'cha know
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They drop your drink, then they bring you more.
Original Lyrics:
You drop your drink, then they bring you more.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They like the pump and the middle man.
Original Lyrics:
They like the punk and the metal band.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They like to forget a little bit
Original Lyrics:
They like the punk and the metal band
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They like to plunk in a little bed.
Original Lyrics:
They like the punk and the metal band.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They spin the kruk, cruise down the block.
Original Lyrics:
They spin the clubs, cruise down the block.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They spin their cocoons 'round the block.
Original Lyrics:
Spin the clubs cruise down the block.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're walking like any gypsy and...
Original Lyrics:
They're walkin' like an Egyptian
The way this part of the song is written, it puts stress on the word "an", hence the mishearing.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk like a dips***.
Original Lyrics:
Walk like an Egyptian.
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk like a magician
Original Lyrics:
Walk like an Egyptian
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk with an erection
Original Lyrics:
Walk like an Egyptian
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the butcher rings
Original Lyrics:
When the buzzer rings
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the Boujeres (oh way oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian.
Original Lyrics:
When the buzzer rings (oh way oh)
They`re walking like an Egyptian.
"Walk Like an Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk in the middle and
Original Lyrics:
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
"Walk Like an Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bizzarre man by the Nile
They got the menu on a boat.
Original Lyrics:
And the bazaar man by the Nile
They got the money on a bet.
"Walk Like an Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For enticing a hooker pie, say...
Original Lyrics:
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
"Walk Like an Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's fart, oh no
Original Lyrics:
Life's hard, you know
"Walk Like an Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Japanese with their yen
Original Lyrics:
All the Japanese with their yen
"Walk Like an Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oppy O Pay Tings
On the tombs
They do the Sun Dance
Don’t cha know?
Original Lyrics:
All the old paintings
On the tombs
They do the sand dance
Don't you know?
"Walk Like an Egyptian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the butcher reads
Original Lyrics:
When the buzzer rings

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