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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Louis Armstrong that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 39 misheard song lyrics for Louis Armstrong on amIright currently.
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"Christmas Night in Harlem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas night in Holland
Original Lyrics:
Christmas Night in Harlem
"Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where knockingbirds used to sing
Original Lyrics:
Where mockingbirds used to sing
"Dream A Little Dream Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say ninety-nine and kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Say nighty-night and kiss me
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Folks who say, 'Cash all Heaven'
Folks who say, 'Trash all Heaven'.
Folks who say, 'Trash all Heaven'.
Original Lyrics:
Folks who lend cash all have it
Folks who save trash all have it.
Folks who save trash all have it.
"Hello Dolly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dolly, you moaped away again.
Original Lyrics:
Dolly'll never go away again.
"Hello Dolly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Dolly this is nice Dolly
Original Lyrics:
Hello Dolly this is Louis Dolly
"Hello Dolly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take her rap fellas,
fight on an empty lap fellas
fight on an empty lap fellas
Original Lyrics:
Take her wrap fellas,
find her an empty lap fellas
find her an empty lap fellas
"Hello, Dolly!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You look and smell, darling
Original Lyrics:
You’re looking swell, darling
"Hello, Dolly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golly, gee, fellas
Try havin' faith in me, fellas.
Try havin' faith in me, fellas.
Original Lyrics:
Golly, gee, fellas
Find her a vacant knee, fellas.
Find her a vacant knee, fellas.
"Hello, Dolly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your wrath, fellas
Why not in every lath, fellas?
Why not in every lath, fellas?
Original Lyrics:
Take her wrap, fellas
Find her an empty lap, fellas.
Find her an empty lap, fellas.
"Jeepers Creepers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gonna get to sleep-ers!
or
Where d'you get those beepers?
or
Where d'you get those beepers?
Original Lyrics:
Where d'you get those peepers?
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** it hardly
Jenny Diver
Lotte Lenya
Sweet Lucy Brown.
Jenny Diver
Lotte Lenya
Sweet Lucy Brown.
Original Lyrics:
Sukey Tawdry
Jenny Diver
Lotte Lenya
Sweet Lucy Brown.
Jenny Diver
Lotte Lenya
Sweet Lucy Brown.
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** man, there goes Mack the Knife.
Original Lyrics:
Dig man, there goes Mack the Knife.
"We Have All the Time in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have all the time in the world, just enough
Original Lyrics:
We have all the time in the world, just for love
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see to myself
Original Lyrics:
And I think to myself
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I sing to myself
Original Lyrics:
And I think to myself
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the dog's sacred night
Original Lyrics:
And the dark sacred night
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the dogs say goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
And the dark sacred night.
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bright blessed day, the dogs say goodnight
Original Lyrics:
Bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say to myself, Woody Woodpecker World
Original Lyrics:
I say to myself, What a wonderful world
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see trees of green, red roses, too
I see them blue for me and you.
I see them blue for me and you.
Original Lyrics:
I see trees of green, red roses, too
I see them bloom for me and you.
I see them bloom for me and you.
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a bright blessed day, the dogs say 'good night'.
Original Lyrics:
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night.
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bride bless the day
The dogs say goodnight.
The dogs say goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
The bright blessed day
The dark sacred night.
The dark sacred night.
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bright blessed day and the dogs say "Good Night."
Original Lyrics:
The bright blessed day and the dark sacred night
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bright blessed day, the dogs say good-night.
Original Lyrics:
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bright precious day
The dogs say good night.
The dogs say good night.
Original Lyrics:
The bright precious day
The dark sacred night
The dark sacred night
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The colors of the rainbow
So pretty in disguise.
So pretty in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
The colors of the rainbow
So pretty in the skies.
So pretty in the skies.
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dogs say goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
The dark, sacred night
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll light much more, then I'll never know.
Original Lyrics:
They'll learn much more than I'll ever know.
"What A Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I sing to myself.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I think to myself...
"What a Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see clouds at night
Original Lyrics:
I see clouds of white
"What a Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see dreams of green and red noses too
Original Lyrics:
I see trees of green and red roses too
"What a Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see friends shaking and singing, "How do you do?"
There here to say "I love you"
There here to say "I love you"
Original Lyrics:
I see friends shaking hands, saying "How do you do?"
They're really saying "I love you"
They're really saying "I love you"
"What a Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see skies of bloom and clouds of why
Original Lyrics:
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
"What a Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see skies of blue...clouds of white
Bright blessed days...the dogs say goodnight
Bright blessed days...the dogs say goodnight
Original Lyrics:
I see skies of blue...clouds of white
Bright blessed days...dark sacred nights
Bright blessed days...dark sacred nights
"What a Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll earn much more
And I'll never know
And I'll never know
Original Lyrics:
They'll learn much more
Than I'll ever know
Than I'll ever know
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