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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> A -> Alphaville
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"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, when you're made in Japan tonight
Made in Japan--hold tight
Made in Japan... oh that eastern sky Sobu
Made in Japan--all night,
Hey!...And I'll sleep by your site
There's a reason that you're made in Japan
When you're made in Japan
Made in Japan--hold tight
Made in Japan... oh that eastern sky Sobu
Made in Japan--all night,
Hey!...And I'll sleep by your site
There's a reason that you're made in Japan
When you're made in Japan
Original Lyrics:
Aha when you're big in Japan -- tonight...
Big in Japan -- be tight...
Big in Japan... ooh the eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan -- alright,
Pay! -- Then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh when you're big in Japan
Big in Japan -- be tight...
Big in Japan... ooh the eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan -- alright,
Pay! -- Then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh when you're big in Japan
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you big in Japan?
or
It's getting big in your pants.
or
It's getting big in your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, you're big in Japan
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big in Japan through the eastern sea so cruel
Big in Japan-alright
Take an ice cream by your side
That's the reason why you're big in Japan
Oh you're big in Japan.
Big in Japan-alright
Take an ice cream by your side
That's the reason why you're big in Japan
Oh you're big in Japan.
Original Lyrics:
Big in Japan...ooh the eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan-alright
Pay! - Then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh when you're big in Japan.
Big in Japan-alright
Pay! - Then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh when you're big in Japan.
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dale and I sleep by your side
Original Lyrics:
Pay, then I sleep by your side.
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glimpse of summer sequins in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Glimpse of summer's heat waves in your eyes
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it easy when you're big in Japan?
Original Lyrics:
Things are easy when you're big in Japan.
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh [you] used to be so blue
Original Lyrics:
Ooh the eastern sea's so blue
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pray that I'll sleep by your side.
Original Lyrics:
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side.
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I stay, Hirai Tsu?
Original Lyrics:
Should I stay here at the zoo?
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're jiggidy-pan tonight
Jiggidy-pan, alright
Jiggidy-pan, ooh the eastern sea's so blue
Jiggidy-pan, alright
Oh, then I'll sleep by your side
It's easy when you're jiggidy-pan
When you're jiggidy-pan.
Jiggidy-pan, alright
Jiggidy-pan, ooh the eastern sea's so blue
Jiggidy-pan, alright
Oh, then I'll sleep by your side
It's easy when you're jiggidy-pan
When you're jiggidy-pan.
Original Lyrics:
Aha, when you're big in Japan tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, ooh the eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan.
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, ooh the eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan.
I suffer badly from this mysterious disease where I simply can't hear lyrics properly, but the missus is able to correct me every time!
"Big In Japan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're big in Japan tonight
Play the Nazi on the side.
Play the Nazi on the side.
Original Lyrics:
You're big in Japan tonight
Pay, then I sleep by your side.
Pay, then I sleep by your side.
"Fallen Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said 'I'll haunt you 'til the end of time.'
Original Lyrics:
She stay that hunter 'til the end of time.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gonna drop the bomb on us?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to drop the bomb or not?
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gonna drop the bomb tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gonna drop the bomb or not?
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine when this race is won?
Turn our golden face, listen to the sun.
Turn our golden face, listen to the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine when this race is won?
Turn our golden faces into the sun.
Turn our golden faces into the sun.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you imagine with this racist one?
Original Lyrics:
Can you imagine when this race is won?
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading corpse.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading rose.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fig horse.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fleeing horse.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fleeting horse.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a raindrop.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like the swimming awes.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like your fingers.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so hard to get home without a car
I don't want to perish like a faded horse.
I don't want to perish like a faded horse.
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard to get old without a cause
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so hard to get old without a corpse
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard to get old without a cause
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's dance in style, let's dance in a well.
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance in style, let's dance for awhile.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lipstick's in style
Let's dance for a while.
Let's dance for a while.
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance in style
Let's dance for awhile.
Let's dance for awhile.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
News like diamonds, Simpson
And diamonds are forever.
And diamonds are forever.
Original Lyrics:
Youth is like diamonds in the sun
And diamonds are forever.
And diamonds are forever.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the sandwich
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in the sandpit
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So many adventures, but not today.
Original Lyrics:
So many adventures couldn't happen today.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So many dreams are swinging out of the blue
Will never come true.
Will never come true.
Original Lyrics:
So many dreams are swinging out of the blue
We'll let them come true.
We'll let them come true.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So many peoples who died on today.
So many songs we could not to play.
So many dreams we could not come true.
Oh make it some burn.
So many songs we could not to play.
So many dreams we could not come true.
Oh make it some burn.
Original Lyrics:
So many adventures given up today.
So many songs we forgot to play.
So many dreams swinging out of the blue.
We let them come true.
So many songs we forgot to play.
So many dreams swinging out of the blue.
We let them come true.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer likes water, summer likes the heat.
Original Lyrics:
Some are like water, some are like the heat.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer romance while being stuck on the beach.
Original Lyrics:
Some are a melody and some are the beat.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can never surrender
Original Lyrics:
We can never say never
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Youth like diamonds, Simpson.
Original Lyrics:
Youth like diamonds in the sun.
"Jerusalem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Healers (or Beavis?? Beatrice??), princess of the Earth
Dispatch your sparkling trace
Leading up the house of love
Where our thoughts may turn desire
Dispatch your sparkling trace
Leading up the house of love
Where our thoughts may turn desire
Original Lyrics:
Eris, princess of the isles
Disperse your sparkling trace
Lead him on to the house of love
Where the God may turn his eyes
Disperse your sparkling trace
Lead him on to the house of love
Where the God may turn his eyes
"Jerusalem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You assassins, you messiahs
Keepers of a fallen slope
Strangers, lovers are the fire
Which ignites the halo of our souls
Keepers of a fallen slope
Strangers, lovers are the fire
Which ignites the halo of our souls
Original Lyrics:
New assassins, new messiahs
Keepers of a balanced law
Strangest lovers of the fire
Which ignites the halo of our souls
Keepers of a balanced law
Strangest lovers of the fire
Which ignites the halo of our souls
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