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"Again"
Your weak will won't helper-healer-har!
Your weak will won't help her heal her heart.
The misheard lyrics sounds like a pirate's misinterpretaion.
"Angry Chair"
I don't mind the air
I don't mind, Yeah
"Angry Chair"
Lost my Pontiac.
Lost my mind, yeah.
"Angry Chair"
Lost my Pontiac.
Lost my mind, yeah.
"Down In A Hole"
And my wings are bent, so that I...
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole"
And my wings have been sewed and I
And my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole"
And my wings have been soldered I
and my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole"
But my way is dead, so can I.
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole"
But my wings are bent, so am I
And my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole"
But my wings are penciling out!
And my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole"
But my wings have been sodomized.
And my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole"
Look at me now
I'm a man who won't let himself pee.
Look at me now
I'm a man who won't let himself be.
"Down in a Hole"
But my wings have been so laid down.
But my wings have been so denied.
"Frogs"
I smell feet
Direct your fate
"Get Born Again"
Fair-weather friend
Fair well thee, Friend.
"God Am"
Sure, God's all-powerful
But does he have n**s? Whoa!
Sure, God's all-powerful
But does he have lips? Whoa!
"Heaven Beside You"
Heaven beside you
Heavenly bent.
Heaven beside you
Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You"
Like a cold ass winter chill
Heaven beside you head over heels
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you hell within
"Heaven Beside You"
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, to h*** with you.
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, H*** within.
"Heaven Beside You"
Like the coldest winter jail
Heaven beside you, yeah, hail.
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You"
Like the coldest winter well
Heaven beside you, heh weh-heh.
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You"
Like the coldest winter whale
or
Like the coldest winter will
Like the coldest winter chill
"I Can't Remember"
You took everything but my wildebeast
You took everything but my will to be
"Iron Gland"
I am Iron Glen!
I am Iron Gland!
"Junkhead"
Wash my jug of choice.
What's my drug of choice?
"Junkhead"
What's my jug of chores?
What's my drug of choice?
"Killing Yourself"
Always punching her ear off
Always punching the needle in her arm
"Killing Yourself"
Batman goin' down!
or
Fat man goin' down!
Bad man goin' down!
"Man In The Box"
Buried in my shed
Buried in my s***
"Man In The Box"
Burn my eyes.
Feed my eyes.
"Man In The Box"
Carried in this ship
Buried in my sh*t
"Man In The Box"
Deny your make-up
Deny your maker
"Man In The Box"
Here it is, my sh*t
Buried in my sh*t
"Man In The Box"
I'm the dog, its beak.
I'm the dog that gets beat.
"Man In The Box"
Jesus Christ, tonight you'll make 'er.
Jesus Christ, deny your maker.
"Man In the Box"
I'm the man without boss.
I'm the man in the box.
"Man in the Box"
Now you're so damn good.
Now you've sewn them shut.
"No Excuses"
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses that I know.
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses, then I know.
"No Excuses"
Leave a ring, a good
Trade for warm sunshine.
Leave our rain, a cold
Trade for warm sunshine.
"No Excuses"
Leave our pain and colds
Train for warm sunshine
Leave our rain, a cold
Trade for warm sunshine
"No Excuses"
Reagan rocks all day.
Breaking rocks all day.
"No Excuses"
You my friend
I will depend
You my friend
I will defend
"Nothin' Song"
Bake the steak at 7:38
Began this take at 7:38
"Nothin' Song"
Hit the boy in nut-face.
Head hit the board, enough that it aches.
"Real Thing"
And I pour nachos on myself.
With just a few notches on my belt.
"Rooster"
All is green but no Saint Pat's.
Army Green was no safe bet.
"Rooster"
Army dream was no safe path
Army Green was no safe bet
"Rooster"
Army green with no safe belt.
Army Green was no safe bet.
"Rooster"
Call me green, but it's no safe bet.
Army green was no safe bet.
"Rooster"
Coming clean was no safe bet.
Army green was no safe bet.
"Rooster"
Here they come to de la Rousa.
or
Here they come to shoot the rooster.
or
Here they come to shout the roster.
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster"
Here they come to kill the rooster.
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster"
Here they come to stuff the rooster.
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster"
Hey, he calls himself the rooster.
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster"
It's not safe in my homeland.
They spit on me in my homeland.
"Rooster"
Mom and kids now talk back
Wife and kids, household pet
"Rooster"
My butt is freezin'.
My buddy's breathin'.
"Rooster"
Seems every path leads me to Norway.
Seems every path leads me to nowhere.
"Rooster"
The Blimpie screams to me from Subway.
The bullet screams at me from somewhere.
"Rooster"
They found a way to kill me, yeah.
Ain't found a way to kill me yet.
"Rooster"
Tommy Greem was no safe bet
Army Green was no safe bet
"Rooster"
Walking talking chicken man
Walking tall machine gun man
"Rooster"
Walking tall, chicken man.
Walking tall, machine gun man.
"Rotten Apple"
Enima
Hey ah na na
"Sea Of Sorrow"
And your mock was true.
And your mark was true.
"Sea Of Sorrow"
I live tomorrow
You are not hollow
I live tomorrow
You will not follow
"Sea Of Sorrow"
I'll live tomorrow
If you will swallow.
I live tomorrow
You will not follow.
"Sea Of Sorrow"
In the Z of Zorro
In a sea of sorrow
"Sea Of Sorrow"
Just to eat a couple times.
Just repeat a couple times.
"Sea Of Sorrow"
You won't be fine
You opened fire
"Sludge Factory"
Your weapon is kill.
Your weapon is guilt.
"Suffragette City"
My kool aid's insane
My school day's insane
"The Real Thing"
Under the hill
With just a few nachos on my belt
Taken away, don't got no more.
Under the hill
With just a few notches on my belt
Take it away, don't want no more.
"The Rooster"
He comes from Wooster
Here comes The Rooster
"The Rooster"
Walkin' tall the Chicken man.
Walkin' tall machine gun man.
"Them Bones"
God, I love them Bagel Bites of them bones.
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones"
God, I love them Bagel Bites of them bones.
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones"
I feel so alone
I'm gonna end up on Dagobah
I feel so alone
I'm gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones
"Them Bones"
I feel so alone
Cuttin' up a bagel bite of them bones.
I feel so alone
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones"
I feel so alone
Good enough for big 'em bite of them bones.
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones"
I feel so alone
Good enough to think 'bout them bones.
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ole pile of them bones.
"Them Bones"
Tall dude, bad dream come true.
Toll due, bad dream come true.
"Them Bones"
Told you bad dreams come true
Toll due, bad dream come true
"We Die Young"
Down, down, down, New Orleans
You watch the boat float in the muddy sewer.
Down, down, down, you're rollin'
Watch the blood float in the muddy sewer.
"We Die Young"
Down, downtown, you roll in
Watch the bo float in the mauly super.
Down, down, down, you're rollin'
Watch the blood float in the muddy sewer.
"Would?"
Am I run
Heaven were too far to get home.
Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
"Would?"
Drifting body, its sole desertion
Drifting body, its sole exertion
"Would?"
Enter the President.
Into the flood again.
"Would?"
Goodbye, my master.
Know me broken by my master
"Would?"
Hail to Copernicus
Into the flood again
"Would?"
Hail to the fludder girl.
Into the flood again.
"Would?"
Hail to the front of me.
Into the flood again
"Would?"
Help me, I've broken my thighmaster
Know me broken by my master
"Would?"
I've run into Hell, yeah.
Have I run too far to get home, yeah?
"Would?"
Into the fern again
Into the flood again
"Would?"
Into the flood again
Same old trip and what's my name?
Into the flood again
Same ol' trip it was back then.
"Would?"
Into the flood again
Same old cripplin' worlds back there.
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then.
"Would?"
No, he's broken my thighmaster
Know me broken by my master
"Would?"
Travesty it was my way.
Try to see it once my way.
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