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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Alice In Chains that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 127 misheard song lyrics for Alice In Chains on amIright currently.

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"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aloof Aloof
Original Lyrics:
Doot Doot
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your weak will won't helper-healer-har!
Original Lyrics:
Your weak will won't help her heal her heart.
The misheard lyrics sounds like a pirate's misinterpretaion.
"Angry Chair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind the air
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind, Yeah
"Angry Chair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost my Pontiac.
Original Lyrics:
Lost my mind, yeah.
"Angry Chair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost my Pontiac.
Original Lyrics:
Lost my mind, yeah.
"Dam That River" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you put a dam over mud
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
"Dirt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Water does it kill
Is one who shouldn't be
Original Lyrics:
One who doesn't care
Is one who shouldn't be
"Don't Follow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye, Navarro
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye, don't follow
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my wings are bent, so that I...
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my wings have been sewed and I
Original Lyrics:
And my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my wings have been soldered I
Original Lyrics:
and my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my way is dead, so can I.
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wing's a pencil, then I
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings are bent, so am I
Original Lyrics:
And my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings are penciling out!
Original Lyrics:
And my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings have been soaked in ice
Original Lyrics:
But wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings have been sodomized.
Original Lyrics:
And my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get this part of BeForU
Original Lyrics:
I give this part of me for you
BeForU are a J-Pop group whose music is featured in Dance Dance Revolution.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me now
I'm a man who won't let himself pee.
Original Lyrics:
Look at me now
I'm a man who won't let himself be.
"Down in a Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings have been so laid down.
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down in a Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings have been soiled and I
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down in a Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See my home, I decorate it like a grave
Original Lyrics:
See my heart I decorate it like a grave
"Frogs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell feet
Original Lyrics:
Direct your fate
"Get Born Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fair well thee, Friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Fair-weather friends of mine
"God Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure, God's all-powerful
But does he have n**s? Whoa!
Original Lyrics:
Sure, God's all-powerful
But does he have lips? Whoa!
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven beside you
Heavenly bent.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven beside you
Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cold ass winter chill
Heaven beside you head over heels
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you hell within
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, to hell with you.
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter jail
Heaven beside you, yeah, hail.
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter well
Heaven beside you, heh weh-heh.
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter whale
or
Like the coldest winter will
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
"I Can't Have You Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing stays the same, LSD!
Original Lyrics:
Nothing stays the same, in this game
"I Can't Remember" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You took everything but my wildebeest
Original Lyrics:
You took everything but my will to be
"I Stay Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fade away.
Original Lyrics:
I stay away.
"Iron Gland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Iron Glen!
Original Lyrics:
I am Iron Gland!
"Junkhead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash my jug of choice.
Original Lyrics:
What's my drug of choice?
"Junkhead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's my jug of chores?
Original Lyrics:
What's my drug of choice?
"Killing Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always punching her ear off
Original Lyrics:
Always punching the needle in her arm
"Killing Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Batman goin' down!
or
Fat man goin' down!
Original Lyrics:
Bad man goin' down!
"Low Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ass Twisted
Original Lyrics:
Past Twisted
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buried in my shed
Original Lyrics:
Buried in my s***
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Feed my eyes.
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried in this ship
Original Lyrics:
Buried in my sh*t
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deny your make-up
Original Lyrics:
Deny your maker
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here it is, my sh*t
Original Lyrics:
Buried in my sh*t
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the dog, its beak.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the dog that gets beat.
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the man without boss.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the man in the box.
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, tonight you'll make 'er.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, deny your maker.
"Man in the Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jason Kreis (denial maker)
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ (deny your maker)
"Man in the Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jason Kreis
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ
Jason Kreis is a retired soccer player, for those who don't know. However, he didn't become too well-known until *after* this song was popular.
"Man in the Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're so damn good.
Original Lyrics:
Now you've sewn them shut.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find me shittin' by myself
No excuses that I know.
Original Lyrics:
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses, then I know.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses that I know.
Original Lyrics:
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses, then I know.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave a ring, a good
Trade for warm sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
Leave our rain, a cold
Trade for warm sunshine.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave our pain and colds
Train for warm sunshine
Original Lyrics:
Leave our rain, a cold
Trade for warm sunshine
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reagan rocks all day.
Original Lyrics:
Breaking rocks all day.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You my friend
I will depend
Original Lyrics:
You my friend
I will defend
"Nothin' Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake the steak at 7:38
Original Lyrics:
Began this take at 7:38
"Nothin' Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the boy in nut-face.
Original Lyrics:
Head hit the board, enough that it aches.
"Pretty Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pretty dumb
Original Lyrics:
I'm pretty done
"Real Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I pour nachos on myself.
Original Lyrics:
With just a few notches on my belt.
"Real Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another hill with just a few nachos on my belt.
Original Lyrics:
Another hill with just a few notches on my belt.
How can you put nachos on your belt? Wouldn't they break?
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All is green but no Saint Pat's.
Original Lyrics:
Army Green was no safe bet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Army dream was no safe path
Original Lyrics:
Army Green was no safe bet
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Army green with no safe belt.
Original Lyrics:
Army Green was no safe bet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me green, but it's no safe bet.
Original Lyrics:
Army green was no safe bet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming clean was no safe bet.
Original Lyrics:
Army green was no safe bet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here they come to de la Rousa.
or
Here they come to shoot the rooster.
or
Here they come to shout the roster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here they come to kill the rooster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here they come to sniff the rooster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here they come to stuff the rooster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, he calls himself the rooster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not safe in my homeland.
Original Lyrics:
They spit on me in my homeland.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom and kids now talk back
Original Lyrics:
Wife and kids, household pet
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My butt is freezin'.
Original Lyrics:
My buddy's breathin'.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems every path leads me to Norway.
Original Lyrics:
Seems every path leads me to nowhere.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Blimpie screams to me from Subway.
Original Lyrics:
The bullet screams at me from somewhere.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They found a way to kill me, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't found a way to kill me yet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tommy Greem was no safe bet
Original Lyrics:
Army Green was no safe bet
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking talking chicken man
Original Lyrics:
Walking tall machine gun man
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking tall, chicken man.
Original Lyrics:
Walking tall, machine gun man.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking tall, they shave your head.
Original Lyrics:
Walking tall, machine gun man.
"Rotten Apple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat of the apple, so yum
Original Lyrics:
Eat of the apple, so young
"Rotten Apple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Enima
Original Lyrics:
Hey ah na na
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your mock was true.
Original Lyrics:
And your mark was true.
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I live tomorrow
You are not hollow
Original Lyrics:
I live tomorrow
You will not follow
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll live tomorrow
If you will swallow.
Original Lyrics:
I live tomorrow
You will not follow.
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Z of Zorro
Original Lyrics:
In a sea of sorrow
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to eat a couple times.
Original Lyrics:
Just repeat a couple times.
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't be fine
Original Lyrics:
You opened fire
"Sludge Factory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You insult me at night, oh you're forgiven this time
Original Lyrics:
You insult me in my home, you're forgiven this time
"Sludge Factory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your weapon is kill.
Original Lyrics:
Your weapon is guilt.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
My kool aid's insane
Original Lyrics:
My school day's insane
"The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the hill
With just a few nachos on my belt
Taken away, don't got no more.
Original Lyrics:
Under the hill
With just a few notches on my belt
Take it away, don't want no more.
"The Rooster"
Misheard Lyrics:
He comes from Wooster
Original Lyrics:
Here comes The Rooster
"The Rooster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' tall the Chicken man.
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' tall machine gun man.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ang Lee has leprosy
Original Lyrics:
I believe them bones are me
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuttin' up a bagel vitamin stone
Original Lyrics:
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dust rise, right on over my time
Empty fossil of the new seed
Original Lyrics:
Dust rise, right on over my time
Empty fossil of the new scene
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I love them Bagel Bites of them bones.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I love them Bagel Bites of them bones.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
I'm gonna end up on Dagobah
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
I'm gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Cutting up my bagel
Oh, them bones
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ol'
Pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Cuttin' up a bagel bite of them bones.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Good enough for big 'em bite of them bones.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Good enough to think 'bout them bones.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ole pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall dude, bad dream come true.
Original Lyrics:
Toll due, bad dream come true.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Told you bad dreams come true
Original Lyrics:
Toll due, bad dream come true
"We Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down, down, down, New Orleans
You watch the boat float in the muddy sewer.
Original Lyrics:
Down, down, down, you're rollin'
Watch the blood float in the muddy sewer.
"We Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down, downtown, you roll in
Watch the bo float in the mauly super.
Original Lyrics:
Down, down, down, you're rollin'
Watch the blood float in the muddy sewer.
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I run
Heaven were too far to get home.
Original Lyrics:
Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And do the flutter kick
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drifting body, its sole desertion
Original Lyrics:
Drifting body, its sole exertion
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter the President.
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again.
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, my master.
Original Lyrics:
Know me broken by my master
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail to Copernicus
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail to the fludder girl.
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again.
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail to the front of me.
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heir to the throne again
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me, I've broken my thighmaster
Original Lyrics:
Know me broken by my master
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've run into Hell, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Have I run too far to get home, yeah?
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the fern again
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the flood again
Same old trip and what's my name?
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
Same ol' trip it was back then.
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the flood again
Same old cripplin' worlds back there.
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then.
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, he's broken my thighmaster
Original Lyrics:
Know me broken by my master
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Travesty it was my way.
Original Lyrics:
Try to see it once my way.
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
hail to the flood again
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again.

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