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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Alan Parsons Project that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Alan Parsons Project on amIright currently.

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"Breakdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I break down in the middle of news my friend
Original Lyrics:
I break down in the middle and lose my thread
What does he man by "lose my thread"? Perhaps he means that a thread in his shirt got pulled?
"Children Of The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in the middle of a homeless world.
Original Lyrics:
Lost in the middle of a hopeless world.
"Don't Answer Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dance with me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't answer me.
"Don't Answer Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand to me
Stain on your eyelid
Don't let it in.
Original Lyrics:
Don't answer me
Stay on your island
Don't let me in.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't laugh, fire rushed to your a**.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let fire rush to your head.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can read your mind.
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the vendor of ghouls.
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe you're mine.
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe your'e mine ooki doochie
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can pee in your pie.
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So fine, I'm not a fool like before.
Original Lyrics:
So find another fool like before.
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry
Fire rush to your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let fire rush to your head.
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eye in disguise
Original Lyrics:
I am the eye in the sky
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eye in the sky
Making the rules feeling we fall
I can make you mine.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you I can read your mind.
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the maker of booze
Being with you
I can reach the sky
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can read your mind
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the maker of glue, dealing with fools
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in I (You can, itchy)
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind (Looking at you)
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can strike you blind.
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind.
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Game s'il vouz plait
you take it or you leave it
Original Lyrics:
Games people play
you take it or you leave it
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Games Fifi played.
Original Lyrics:
Games people play.
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Games people play, you take it on your reelin'.
Original Lyrics:
Games people play, you take it or you leave it.
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay people play in the middle of the night
Original Lyrics:
Games people play in the middle of the night
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a plaque in the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Games people play in the middle of the night.
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me foreplay in the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Games people play in the middle of the night.
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives knowing no one gives us a damn.
Original Lyrics:
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives if there's no-one to lend us a hand.
"Gemini"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't say why you are nigh or Gemini
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't say why you and I are Gemini
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if it was 4 o'clock
I wouldn't need no alibis.
Original Lyrics:
And if I was a fall guy
I wouldn't need no alibis.
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back off the falling rocks,
taken for a lousy time
Original Lyrics:
Back on the bottom line,
diggin' for a lousy dime
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back off the falling rocks
Taken for a lousy time.
Original Lyrics:
Back on the bottom line
Diggin' for a lousy dime.
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care 'bout boo-hoo.
I wouldn't want to be with you
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what you do.
I wouldn't want to be like you
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I hadn't met you
Original Lyrics:
If I had a mind to
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was high class
I wouldn't need a book to pass.
Original Lyrics:
If I was high class
I wouldn't need a buck to pass.
"If I Could Change Your Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the risk of losing all Picasso's in my hair
Original Lyrics:
At the risk of losing only castles in the air
"In The Real World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many eyes are too nice.
Original Lyrics:
Too many eyes are made of ice.
"In The Real World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many lonely lights
In the Real World.
Original Lyrics:
Too many lonely nights
In the Real World.
"Prime Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a papal mission
It's gonna be miters tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a premonition
It's gonna be my turn tonight.
"Prime Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a premonition
It's gonna be my turn to die.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a premonition
It's gonna be my turn tonight.
"Psychobabble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cycle babble
Original Lyrics:
Psychobabble
"Psychobabble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shackle backle
Original Lyrics:
Psychobabble
"Psychobabble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shackle backle
Original Lyrics:
Psychobabble
"The Raven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thus quote the raisin
Original Lyrics:
Thus quoth the Raven
"The Raven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thus quothed Stevie Ray Vaughan
Original Lyrics:
Thus quoth the Raven
"Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven Mile Road
Original Lyrics:
Forevermore
The particular stretch of road where this occured has been replaced with the Interstate 696 Freeway. So now that part of Eleven Mile Road is truly gone...forevermore.
"Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time, flowing like a river
Time, it couldn't be.
Original Lyrics:
Time, flowing like a river
Time, eternally.
"Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time, it couldn't be
Original Lyrics:
Time, beckoning me
"Turn Of A Friendly Card (Part 1)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they think it will make their lives easier
But the nose of the clown, it's been hard.
Original Lyrics:
And they think it will make their lives easier
But the doorway before them is barred.
"Turn Of A Friendly Card"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they think it will make their lives easier
But in truth, it makes them very hard.
Original Lyrics:
And they think it will make their lives easier
But the doorway before them is barred.
"You Lie Down with Dogs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna get something that you're doing to me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna catch something but you do as you please

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