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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Adam And The Ants that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Adam And The Ants on amIright currently.

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"Ant Rap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fargo Man, Jerry Lee
Original Lyrics:
Marco, Merrick, Terry Lee
"Ant Rap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liberty and quality, hold your blisters, ray, ray, ray.
Glossy liver, tune his hand, and climb, climb up!
Original Lyrics:
Liberte, egalite, au jourd'hui c'est tres tres tres
Voici l'opportunite nous incroyables!
"Ant Rap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marco, Merrick, Dairylea
Original Lyrics:
Marco, Merrick, Terry Lee
The above are Marco Pirroni, Merrick and Terry Lee Miall.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pink nothing threatening me.
Original Lyrics:
A big nothing threatening me.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black music's lost its taste
So try another flavour.
Original Lyrics:
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tread on an ant
You'll end up like Emma-Lou.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tread on an ant
You'll end up black and blue.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tread on an ant
You'll end up like a balloon.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tread on an ant
You'll end up black and blue.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll use the jukebox
And do you all a favour
Original Lyrics:
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so sad, when you're young, to be told "You're a fatso!"
Original Lyrics:
It's so sad when you're young to be told ... you're having fun, so...
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I like to jitterbug
So do yourself a favour.
Original Lyrics:
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll lock the jukebox
And do a summer flavour
That music's lost its touch
or
So I'll lock the jukebox
And do myself a favour
That music's lost its touch
or
So I'll lock the jukebox
And do someone a favour
That music's lost its touch.
Original Lyrics:
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll lock the jukebox
And do a summer flavour.
Original Lyrics:
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
So unlock the jukebox.
or
So I'll lock the jukebox.
or
So I'll lock the jukebox.
Original Lyrics:
So unplug the jukebox.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I've locked the jukebox
I'm doin' somethin', baby
Now Antmusic lost its taste
From relying on the flavour.
Original Lyrics:
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
Now that music's lost its taste
So try another flavour.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
That music's classed as a disgrace
Best buy another flavour.
Original Lyrics:
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour.
"Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll end up like Cat Ballou.
Original Lyrics:
You'll end up black and blue.
"Dog Eat Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** the dog, bust me Daddy-O.
Original Lyrics:
Leap frog the dog and brush me Daddy-O.
"Don't Be Square (Be There)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And feel the instant prayer
Original Lyrics:
And hear the insect prayer
"Five Guns West"
Misheard Lyrics:
A woman can be captured, a woman can be cheap.
Original Lyrics:
A woman can be captain, a woman can be chief.
From "Prince Charming", the final album released by Adam And The Ants as a group, before Ant went solo.
"Kings Of The Wild Frontier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel beneath the wipe
There is a redskin suffering
From centuries of taping.
Original Lyrics:
I feel beneath the white
There is a redskin suffering
From centuries of taming.
"Kings Of The Wild Frontier"
Misheard Lyrics:
No mention of our mothers
Just buy a man a bottle
And the people are the warriors
And music is their banner.
Original Lyrics:
No method in our madness
Just pride about our manner
Antpeople are the warriors
Antmusic is the banner!
"Kings Of The Wild Frontier"
Misheard Lyrics:
No method in our madness
Just mad about Havana.
Original Lyrics:
No method in our madness
Just pride about our manner.
"Picasso Visita El Planeta De Los Simios"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the rich kid kills, and the rich get killed
Original Lyrics:
And the bleach killer kills, and the bleach killer kills
"Press Darlings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy Peebles be the food of genius.
Original Lyrics:
And if evil be the food of genius.
This was one of their b-sides.
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you ever,
don't you ever stop being daddy,
showing me Johansson
Original Lyrics:
Don't you ever,
don't you ever stop being dandy,
showing me you're handsome
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you ever, don't you ever,
Stop reading Dandy, showing me your grandson
Original Lyrics:
Don't you ever, don't you ever,
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Stop being randy
Show the girls your hamster.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Stop being dandy
Show the girls you're handsome.
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty cool is nothing to be scared of
Original Lyrics:
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty cute, he's nothing to be scared of
Original Lyrics:
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty girls are nothing to be scared of, prince charming
Original Lyrics:
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of, prince charming
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prince Chalaylo, Prince Chalaylo, DDQ is nothing to be scared of
Original Lyrics:
Prince Charming, Prince Charming, ridicule is nothing to be scared of
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prince Charming Prince Charming,
pretty goolies nothing to be scared of!
Original Lyrics:
Prince Charming Prince Charming,
ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prince Charming, Prince Charming
Pretty Julie's nothing to be scared of.
Original Lyrics:
Prince Charming, Prince Charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prince Charming, Prince Charming
Printed Q is nothing to be scared of.
Original Lyrics:
Prince Charming, Prince Charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prince Charming, Prince Charming
Princey cool is nothing to be scared of.
Original Lyrics:
Prince Charming, Prince Charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
"Prince Charming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me your hamster.
Original Lyrics:
Show me you're handsome.
"Stand & Deliver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand in the liver
Your money or your wife
Look in the mirror
A bully all your life
Original Lyrics:
Stand and deliver
Your money or your life
Try and use a mirror
No bullet or a knife
"Stand And Deliver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Qua qua, Bo Diddley, qua qua
Original Lyrics:
Qua qua, da diddley, qua qua
"Stand And Deliver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stabbed in the liver.
Original Lyrics:
Stand and deliver.
"Stand And Deliver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stabbed in the liver
Original Lyrics:
Stand and deliver.
"Stand And Deliver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand and deliver, your money or your life
Try and use a mirror, not a bullet or a knife.
Original Lyrics:
Stand and deliver, your money or your life
Try and deliver, your money or your life.
"Stand And Deliver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand in the river, ..
or
Stand on your liver, your money or your life
or
Stand on your liver, your money or your life
Original Lyrics:
Stand and deliver, your money or your life
"Stand and Deliver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand on my liver
Original Lyrics:
Stand and deliver.
"The Human Beings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of funny chants (Crow!)
Apache, Arapaho
Original Lyrics:
Blackfoot, Pawnee, Cheyenne, Crow!
Apache, Arapaho
"Whip In My Valise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who taught you to Cha Cha? Who taught cha?
Original Lyrics:
Who taught you to torture? Who taught cha?
"Zerox"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zerox moshing
Original Lyrics:
Xerox machine
Ed. note: "Zerox" is the actual spelling of the song title.

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