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Scary Song Lyrics, Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Headline News"
The Lyrics:
Then there was this guy who
made his wife so mad that one
night she cut off his wiener and
when he finally came to he found
that Mr Happy was missing.
He couldn't quite explain it
it had always just been there
If you're a guy just the thought of your wife cutting off your manhood is enough to make you think twice about cheating.
Submitted by: Celeste

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