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Scary Song Lyrics, Ray Stevens

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Ray Stevens', "It's Me Again Margaret"
The Lyrics:
And when I get out, Margaret I'm going to come over there with an egg beater
And a live chicken, and some peach preserves. We'll have a good old time, Margaret.
What a disappointment this song was to me. I was lured into listening to it, supposing it had some tie-in to the book "Are You There, God? It's Me Again, Margaret."
Submitted by: Julia Farda

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