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This section is for lyrics that scared or shocked you the first time you heard them. A good example would be in Eminem's "Marshall Mathers", the line "You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with its head chopped off..." Please list the scary/shocking lyrics and a brief description as to why you found them so. NO ENTRIES OF AN OVERT SEXUAL NATURE OR THAT USE HARSH PROFANITY WILL BE ACCEPTED!!!

Scary Song Lyrics, Ramones

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Ramones', "I Don't Wanna Go Down To The Basement"
The Lyrics:
Hey, daddy-o, I don't wanna go down to the basement. There's somethin' down there...
This reminds me of when I was a kid and was scared to down to the basement by myself. This song is actually a satire on B-Horror films.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Ramones', "Main Man"
The Lyrics:
I'll fight you till the bitter end.
And then I'll screw your little girlfriend.
The rest of the song's lyrics describe a criminal type. As for screwing the other guy's girlfriend it's probably safe to say she won't fall for this creep so that means he wants to RAPE her : (
Submitted by: Rocker Against Rape

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