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Flobots', "Handlebars"
The Lyrics:
I can guide a missile by satellite

I can end the planet in a holocaust
Why:
Not only they are the most boastful bluff you can proclaim, but if you were creating a sense of paranoia of ending the world...
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Flobots', "Handlebars"
The Lyrics:
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let em all die from exasperations
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
Or have em all killed by assassinations
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em...
... And I can end the planet in a holocaust
Why:
The song starts out normal enough, but then it degrades into something of a megalomaniacal rant. I mean, just LOOK at these lyrics!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

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