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This section is for lyrics that scared or shocked you the first time you heard them. A good example would be in Eminem's "Marshall Mathers", the line "You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with its head chopped off..." Please list the scary/shocking lyrics and a brief description as to why you found them so. NO ENTRIES OF AN OVERT SEXUAL NATURE OR THAT USE HARSH PROFANITY WILL BE ACCEPTED!!!

Scary Song Lyrics, Blondie

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Blondie's, "One Way Or Another"
The Lyrics:
one way or another i'm going to get ya get ya i'll get ya one way or another
she's sounds like a TWISTED STALKER
Submitted by: art
Blondie's, "Rip Her To Shreds!"
The Lyrics:
The whole song, but especially the title and this line: "All she needs is an old knife scar!"
It's really violent and threatening!
Submitted by: Sarah
Blondie's, "The Tide Is High"
The Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm holding on,
I'm gonna be your number one.
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that,
Oh, no__________!
Sounds like the words of a stalker.
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Blondie's, "X Offender"
The Lyrics:
And when I get out, there's no doubt I'll be sex offensive to you.
She lusts after the cop who arrests her for some sort of sex crime and plans to seduce him when she gets out of jail. Creepy.
Submitted by: Sarah

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