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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products, "Weird Al" Yankovic

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"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream--
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler.
Product Brand Name:
Sizzler restaurants
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy.
Product Brand Name:
Holiday Inn hotels
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?
Product Brand Name:
Columbia Records
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision,
Product Brand Name:
SpectraVision video games.
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuqurque"
The Lyrics:
The Flight attendants ran out of Dr Pepper and salted peanuts
Product Brand Name:
Dr Pepper
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Belvedere Cruisin"
The Lyrics:
Big black Belvedere
1964 Belvedere
Goin' Belvedere Cruisin' tonight
Product Brand Name:
Plymouth Belvedere
Submitted by: Matt McGhee
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
The Lyrics:
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet
Submitted by: funny
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
The Lyrics:
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can
While Mr Whiple's not around
Product Brand Name:
Chamin Bathroom Tissue
Submitted by: funny
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
The Lyrics:
Don't want no Cap'n Crunch
Don't want no Raisin Bran
Product Brand Name:
Cap'n Crunch & Raisin Bran
Submitted by: Waluigi
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
The Lyrics:
Have some more yogurt
Have some more Spam
Product Brand Name:
Spam
Submitted by: Waluigi
The Lyrics:
I'm gonna get even yet.
Just gimme some Lysol spray.
Just hand me a moist towelette.
Product Brand Name:
Lysol disinfectant spray
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Grapefruit Diet"
The Lyrics:
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Lay off the 3 Musketeers.
Product Brand Name:
Three Musketeers candy bars
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Grapefruit Diet"
The Lyrics:
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.
Product Brand Name:
Twinkies
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Happy Birthday"
The Lyrics:
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle 4
Product Brand Name:
Cycle 4
Submitted by: The Skuz
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "It's All About The Pentiums"
The Lyrics:
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Product Brand Name:
Hewlett Packard computers
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "It's All About The Pentiums"
The Lyrics:
And postin' 'Me too!' like some brain-dead AOL-er.
Product Brand Name:
AOL (America On Line)
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "It's All About The Pentiums"
The Lyrics:
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide.
I believe that yours says 'Etch-A-Sketch' on the side.
Product Brand Name:
Etch-A-Sketch
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "It's All About The Pentiums"
The Lyrics:
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Product Brand Name:
Cracker Jacks
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "It's All About The Pentiums"
The Lyrics:
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato.
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
Product Brand Name:
Commodore computers
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "It's All About The Pentiums"
The Lyrics:
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato.
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
Product Brand Name:
Doritos
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
The Lyrics:
I knew we were headin' for disaster
When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster.
Product Brand Name:
Ticketmaster ticket sellers
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
The Lyrics:
Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel
Product Brand Name:
Doc marten shoes
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Weird Al Yankovic's, "My Bologna"
The Lyrics:
Fillin' up my basket with Oscar Mayer
Product Brand Name:
Oscar Mayer
Submitted by: Waluigi
Weird Al Yankovic's, "One More Minute"
The Lyrics:
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex
Product Brand Name:
Rolodex
Submitted by: funny
Weird Al Yankovic's, "The White Stuff"
The Lyrics:
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
Product Brand Name:
Oreo
Submitted by: The Scum Queen
Weird Al Yankovic's, "The White Stuff"
The Lyrics:
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
Product Brand Name:
Twinkies & Dong Dongs
Submitted by: The Scum Queen
Weird Al Yankovic's, "When I Was Your Age"
The Lyrics:
Didn't have Nintendo--we just poured salt on snails
Product Brand Name:
Nintendo, the video game industry giant
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "You Make Me"
The Lyrics:
When I'm with you
I don't know wether I should study neurosurgery
or go to see the Care Bears Movie
Product Brand Name:
Care Bears
Submitted by: Taylor
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Your Horoscope For Today"
The Lyrics:
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day.
Product Brand Name:
Whack-A-Mole game
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners

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