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These are lyrics by Van Halen that do not rhyme.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Van Halen

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1984 album at
Van Halen's, "Jump"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I get up!!! and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough!!! I've seen the toughest around.
And I know!!!! Baby just how you feel,
you've got to roll, roll, roll, roll, with the punches to get to what's re-heal!
Why They're Misrhymed:
aside from the fact that Diamond Dave's articulation is overpronounced and his phrasing is about as masterful as bob Dylan with tourette's ...nothing, I mean nothing ryhme's at alll holy s***!!!
Submitted by: Andy Macintyre

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